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Funnystuf

L3: Member
Jun 18, 2016
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When CriminalBunny tried to carve Badwater, TF2's game cache filled with chocolate and soon updated. The Pomson buffed, the Heavy nerfed. Valve was proud of this "success", in light of the 9/11 attacks that caused the Crashes' Big Baldnads massive hat burning. This resulted in the decline of the legend, himself, and his Baldnads! But memes always make things gone cereal, davekillerish's fucking cool house isn't that cool. Dave started crying, ignoring the truth about the impending pyro update, octopus tasted like HolySnickerPuffs, which tasted like lime and defeat. (ツ) soon decided to eat some hot, crispy fries with a chocolate. Meanwhile, the fries developed sentience, and then stopped time. "420 Blaze It!" Yollered CriminalBully, when (ツ) mentioned him, he soon discovered the beginning of a new era in which he claimed land on the furthest moon
 

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Take a Chance on Me
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Jul 31, 2016
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When CriminalBunny tried to carve Badwater, TF2's game cache filled with chocolate and soon updated. The Pomson buffed, the Heavy nerfed. Valve was proud of this "success", in light of the 9/11 attacks that caused the Crashes' Big Baldnads massive hat burning. This resulted in the decline of the legend, himself, and his Baldnads! But memes always make things gone cereal, davekillerish's fucking cool house isn't that cool. Dave started crying, ignoring the truth about the impending pyro update, octopus tasted like HolySnickerPuffs, which tasted like lime and defeat. (ツ) soon decided to eat some hot, crispy fries with a chocolate. Meanwhile, the fries developed sentience, and then stopped time. "420 Blaze It!" Yollered CriminalBully, when (ツ) mentioned him, he soon discovered the beginning of a new era in which he claimed land on the furthest moon away from your
 
May 25, 2015
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When CriminalBunny tried to carve Badwater, TF2's game cache filled with chocolate and soon updated. The Pomson buffed, the Heavy nerfed. Valve was proud of this "success", in light of the 9/11 attacks that caused the Crashes' Big Baldnads massive hat burning. This resulted in the decline of the legend, himself, and his Baldnads! But memes always make things gone cereal, davekillerish's fucking cool house isn't that cool. Dave started crying, ignoring the truth about the impending pyro update, octopus tasted like HolySnickerPuffs, which tasted like lime and defeat. (ツ) soon decided to eat some hot, crispy fries with a chocolate. Meanwhile, the fries developed sentience, and then stopped time. "420 Blaze It!" Yollered CriminalBully, when (ツ) mentioned him, he soon discovered the beginning of a new era in which he claimed land on the furthest moon away from your planet. The fies,
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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When CriminalBunny tried to carve Badwater, TF2's game cache filled with chocolate and soon updated. The Pomson buffed, the Heavy nerfed. Valve was proud of this "success", in light of the 9/11 attacks that caused the Crashes' Big Baldnads massive hat burning. This resulted in the decline of the legend, himself, and his Baldnads! But memes always make things gone cereal, davekillerish's fucking cool house isn't that cool. Dave started crying, ignoring the truth about the impending pyro update, octopus tasted like HolySnickerPuffs, which tasted like lime and defeat. (ツ) soon decided to eat some hot, crispy fries with a chocolate. Meanwhile, the fries developed sentience, and then stopped time. "420 Blaze It!" Yollered CriminalBully, when (ツ) mentioned him, he soon discovered the beginning of a new era in which he claimed land on the furthest moon away from your planet. The fies, back on scene,
 

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Take a Chance on Me
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Jul 31, 2016
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When CriminalBunny tried to carve Badwater, TF2's game cache filled with chocolate and soon updated. The Pomson buffed, the Heavy nerfed. Valve was proud of this "success", in light of the 9/11 attacks that caused the Crashes' Big Baldnads massive hat burning. This resulted in the decline of the legend, himself, and his Baldnads! But memes always make things gone cereal, davekillerish's fucking cool house isn't that cool. Dave started crying, ignoring the truth about the impending pyro update, octopus tasted like HolySnickerPuffs, which tasted like lime and defeat. (ツ) soon decided to eat some hot, crispy fies with a chocolate. Meanwhile, the fies developed sentience, and then stopped time. "420 Blaze It!" Yollered CriminalBully, when (ツ) mentioned him, he soon discovered the beginning of a new era in which he claimed land on the furthest moon away from your planet. The fies, back on scene, were so cringy
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
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When CriminalBunny tried to carve Badwater, TF2's game cache filled with chocolate and soon updated. The Pomson buffed, the Heavy nerfed. Valve was proud of this "success", in light of the 9/11 attacks that caused the Crashes' Big Baldnads massive hat burning. This resulted in the decline of the legend, himself, and his Baldnads! But memes always make things gone cereal, davekillerish's fucking cool house isn't that cool. Dave started crying, ignoring the truth about the impending pyro update, octopus tasted like HolySnickerPuffs, which tasted like lime and defeat. (ツ) soon decided to eat some hot, crispy fies with a chocolate. Meanwhile, the fies developed sentience, and then stopped time. "420 Blaze It!" Yollered CriminalBully, when (ツ) mentioned him, he soon discovered the beginning of a new era in which he claimed land on the furthest moon away from your planet. The fies, back on scene, were so cringy because they couldn't
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
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Jul 31, 2016
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When CriminalBunny tried to carve Badwater, TF2's game cache filled with chocolate and soon updated. The Pomson buffed, the Heavy nerfed. Valve was proud of this "success", in light of the 9/11 attacks that caused the Crashes' Big Baldnads massive hat burning. This resulted in the decline of the legend, himself, and his Baldnads! But memes always make things gone cereal, davekillerish's fucking cool house isn't that cool. Dave started crying, ignoring the truth about the impending pyro update, octopus tasted like HolySnickerPuffs, which tasted like lime and defeat. (ツ) soon decided to eat some hot, crispy fies with a chocolate. Meanwhile, the fies developed sentience, and then stopped time. "420 Blaze It!" Yollered CriminalBully, when (ツ) mentioned him, he soon discovered the beginning of a new era in which he claimed land on the furthest moon away from your planet. The fies, back on scene, were so cringy because they couldn't make fresh memes
 

Funnystuf

L3: Member
Jun 18, 2016
118
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When CriminalBunny tried to carve Badwater, TF2's game cache filled with chocolate and soon updated. The Pomson buffed, the Heavy nerfed. Valve was proud of this "success", in light of the 9/11 attacks that caused the Crashes' Big Baldnads massive hat burning. This resulted in the decline of the legend, himself, and his Baldnads! But memes always make things gone cereal, davekillerish's fucking cool house isn't that cool. Dave started crying, ignoring the truth about the impending pyro update, octopus tasted like HolySnickerPuffs, which tasted like lime and defeat. (ツ) soon decided to eat some hot, crispy fies with a chocolate. Meanwhile, the fies developed sentience, and then stopped time. "420 Blaze It!" Yollered CriminalBully, when (ツ) mentioned him, he soon discovered the beginning of a new era in which he claimed land on the furthest moon away from your planet. The fies, back on scene, were so cringy because they couldn't make fresh memes out of my
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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When CriminalBunny tried to carve Badwater, TF2's game cache filled with chocolate and soon updated. The Pomson buffed, the Heavy nerfed. Valve was proud of this "success", in light of the 9/11 attacks that caused the Crashes' Big Baldnads massive hat burning. This resulted in the decline of the legend, himself, and his Baldnads! But memes always make things gone cereal, davekillerish's fucking cool house isn't that cool. Dave started crying, ignoring the truth about the impending pyro update, octopus tasted like HolySnickerPuffs, which tasted like lime and defeat. (ツ) soon decided to eat some hot, crispy fies with a chocolate. Meanwhile, the fies developed sentience, and then stopped time. "420 Blaze It!" Yollered CriminalBully, when (ツ) mentioned him, he soon discovered the beginning of a new era in which he claimed land on the furthest moon away from your planet. The fies, back on scene, were so cringy because they couldn't make fresh memes out of my cool guy fedora.
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
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Jul 31, 2016
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When CriminalBunny tried to carve Badwater, TF2's game cache filled with chocolate and soon updated. The Pomson buffed, the Heavy nerfed. Valve was proud of this "success", in light of the 9/11 attacks that caused the Crashes' Big Baldnads massive hat burning. This resulted in the decline of the legend, himself, and his Baldnads! But memes always make things gone cereal, davekillerish's fucking cool house isn't that cool. Dave started crying, ignoring the truth about the impending pyro update, octopus tasted like HolySnickerPuffs, which tasted like lime and defeat. (ツ) soon decided to eat some hot, crispy fies with a chocolate. Meanwhile, the fies developed sentience, and then stopped time. "420 Blaze It!" Yollered CriminalBully, when (ツ) mentioned him, he soon discovered the beginning of a new era in which he claimed land on the furthest moon away from your planet. The fies, back on scene, were so cringy because they couldn't make fresh memes out of my cool guy fedora, which had been
 

Skittelz

L6: Sharp Member
Mar 17, 2016
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When CriminalBunny tried to carve Badwater, TF2's game cache filled with chocolate and soon updated. The Pomson buffed, the Heavy nerfed. Valve was proud of this "success", in light of the 9/11 attacks that caused the Crashes' Big Baldnads massive hat burning. This resulted in the decline of the legend, himself, and his Baldnads! But memes always make things gone cereal, davekillerish's fucking cool house isn't that cool. Dave started crying, ignoring the truth about the impending pyro update, octopus tasted like HolySnickerPuffs, which tasted like lime and defeat. (ツ) soon decided to eat some hot, crispy fies with a chocolate. Meanwhile, the fies developed sentience, and then stopped time. "420 Blaze It!" Yollered CriminalBully, when (ツ) mentioned him, he soon discovered the beginning of a new era in which he claimed land on the furthest moon away from your planet. The fies, back on scene, were so cringy because they couldn't make fresh memes out of my cool guy fedora, which had been nerfed by Valve.
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
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Meanwhilst, in Cananada

(misspelling of "Canada" intentional")
 

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Take a Chance on Me
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Jul 31, 2016
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Meanwhilst, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes
 

Startacker!

WANT ME TO BE REAL? MAKE ME.
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Jun 15, 2013
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Meanwhilst, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the
 

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Take a Chance on Me
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Jul 31, 2016
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Meanwhilst, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by
(ツ)'s
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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Meanwhilst, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by
(ツ)'s old underwear which