When CriminalBunny tried to carve Badwater, TF2's game cache filled with chocolate and soon updated. The Pomson buffed, the Heavy nerfed. Valve was proud of this "success", in light of the 9/11 attacks that caused the Crashes' Big Baldnads massive hat burning. This resulted in the decline of the legend, himself, and his Baldnads! But memes always make things gone cereal, davekillerish's fucking cool house isn't that cool. Dave started crying, ignoring the truth about the impending pyro update, octopus tasted like HolySnickerPuffs, which tasted like lime and defeat. (ツ) soon decided to eat some hot, crispy fries with a chocolate. Meanwhile, the fries developed sentience, and then stopped time. "420 Blaze It!" Yollered CriminalBully, when (ツ) mentioned him, he soon discovered the beginning of a new era in which he claimed land on the furthest moon