Why do you love steam convos?

[Corvatile]

ＢＩＧ joe has changed their name to ＢＩＧ ℐℴℯ.
Layl: quit it with the unicode abuse already
psy: but it looks so fancy
Howling Techie: GOTTA BE FANCY
Layl: unicode abuse makes the internet less accessable, because the type of machines blind people use to read text online don't know what the hell is going on when you use unicode like that
Howling Techie has changed their name to HOWLING TECHIE .
HOWLING TECHIE: fancy
HOWLING TECHIE: I apologise to the blind tf2mappers in here
Zahndah #Blamezahndah: fancy name techie
ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ ᴘᴜғғʙɪᴛ~: you know Layl, I never considered that
ＢＩＧ ℐℴℯ: im fancier
ＢＩＧ ℐℴℯ: and bigger
HOWLING TECHIE: :O
ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ ᴘᴜғғʙɪᴛ~: ｂｌｉｎｄ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｓｕｃｋ
Layl: puffbit, I spend a lot of time considering how to make my software more accessable
Muddy: what the hell is going on in here
Layl: puffbit, I can't even read that
Layl: because the font screws up on freetype
Layl: or at least on steam
ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ ᴘᴜғғʙɪᴛ~: ｌａｙｌ ｓｕｃｋｓ
Layl: it literally looks like gibbrish to me

 

[Crowbar]

Ghost streak.

 

[Idolon]

10:33 AM - Seba: holy SHIT why are boats this OP
10:33 AM - Howling Techie: irl?

 

[Seba]

23:05 - Dapper Berry: jethro lives in a toilet
23:05 - Jethrℴ: been here for 10+ years

 

[EksCelle]

9:36 PM - Stiffy360 - Mapper: oh my god I hate my wifi :X
9:37 PM - Stiffy360 - Mapper disconnected.
9:37 PM - Stiffy360 - Mapper entered chat.
9:40 PM - Stiffy360 - Mapper disconnected.
9:40 PM - Stiffy360 - Mapper entered chat.

 

[Vel0city]

Schrödinger's Crouch: and what the eff are all these sounds outside
Schrödinger's Crouch: ohwait
Schrödinger's Crouch: its 5th of may
Schrödinger's Crouch: world war 2 liberation day in the netherlands
Schrödinger's Crouch: festivals all over the place
Schrödinger's Crouch: i completely forgot
D4nk: lmfao
D4nk: oh god you made me remember when I forgot my birthday...
D4nk: I felt so dumb
Schrödinger's Crouch: but hooooooooooow
D4nk: like people are gonna give a single fuck.
D4nk: idk ;-;
Schrödinger's Crouch: so looooonlyyyyyyy

 

[LeSwordfish]

whim wham dick slam: embrace the d
whim wham dick slam: og

 

[Hyperion]

21.55 - Corvatile has changed their name to Corvatile (1).
21.55 - Corvatile (3): i am the superior clone
21.55 - Corvatile (1): do this
21.55 - Corvatile (2): now im corvatile 1?
21.55 - Corvatile (1) has changed their name to Corvatile (2).
21.55 - Corvatile (2): no
21.55 - Corvatile (2): still (2)
21.55 - Corvatile (2): so there is no corvatile one
21.55 - Corvatilе: im the original one wihtout numbers
21.56 - Corvatile (2): the original clone is dead

22.11 - Muddy: okay which corvatile is which
22.11 - Corvatile (2): im zahndah
22.12 - Corvatile (3): no
22.12 - Corvatile (3): im zahndah
22.12 - Corvatile (2): okay
22.12 - Corvatile (2): im the real corvatile
22.12 - Corvatile (3): I'M spartacus
22.12 - Muddy: will the real corvatile please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
22.12 - oJethrℴ: are there any other corvatiles i should know about
22.12 - Corvatile (2): do i count
22.12 - Yrrzy: *pulls one last tiny corvatile out of her pocket*

 

[Crowbar]

where is me? i was a corva without any numbers using magic of cyrillic

 

[Muddy]

13:04 - kos8bit -lft: i am really sad that i never had an oportunity to play beta tf2
13:04 - kos8bit -lft: the original beta
13:05 - Corvatile entered chat.
13:05 - Puffbit~: don't, it wasn't much beta than the current (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
13:05 - kos8bit -lft: wat
13:05 - Seba: what
13:05 - Seba: oh

 

[Corvatile]

19:51 - Seba: i scrolled past a pic of throwup on fb and thought "wow what could possibly be the caption there"
19:51 - Seba: turns out it was a salad

 

[TyeZenneth]

12:12 PM - Tye: or laundry room is the cupboard under the stairs
12:12 PM - Tye: harry washer
12:12 PM - umb: washing clothes is a hygiene thing, which ALL happens in the bathroom
12:12 PM - Tye: and the goblet of dryer

Nobody appreciates my genius.

 

[Cartfridge]

Spoiler: Savage

 

[Osspial]

Osspial: it really annoys me when people capitalize words like "the"/"and" in titles
Osspial: irrationally
Muddy - 5 days~: 'And' looks weird yeah
Dr Tunk Bit, M.D.~: my tummy hurts
Osspial: but there are a few words that you just don't capitalize
Muddy - 5 days~: 'The' can sometimes make sense
Muddy - 5 days~: if it's the first word i nthe sentence, or it's a prominent The
Osspial: yeah
Muddy - 5 days~: otherwise yeah, i like to keep it lowercase
Osspial: or "or"
Osspial: what reasonable person would capitalize "or"?
Muddy - 5 days~: yeah
Muddy - 5 days~: well again, if it was a prominent Or
Muddy - 5 days~: if there's emphasis on the Or
Muddy - 5 days~: Or no longer looks like a word
phi: Why Would You Tell The Little Letters Or Less Prominent Ones To Not Be Capitalized? Every Word Deserves The Same Importance.
Fantasmos: phi no
Muddy - 5 days~: slow down there jaden smith
Osspial: -_-
Osspial: get out
phi: ( /s )
Fantasmos: This isn't communism
Fr0z3nR left chat.
Fantasmos: This is
Fantasmos: :B1: CAPITALISM

There are some puns that are just too great to go unrecorded.

 

[LeSwordfish]

08:21 - Flytnn: the next person to tak is smelly
08:21 - Flytnn: *talk

 

[Crowbar]

this smelly human first convinced us shes smelly and now tries to convince us it was a fake

 

[Berry]

this smelly man first convinced us hes smelly and now tries to convince us it was a fake

Shows what you know

 

[Hoplitejoe]

01:59 - Blade x64: Jethro was a mistake and Valve acknowledges this

 

[Yacan1]

 

[Idolon]

Qutstanding nuntortoise: shame the undertale comp scene never took off