Why do you love steam convos?

[Berry]

see i was going to say "everything I have" with a wistful sigh, and it would have been all romantic.

Fret not, you may yet win her heart

 

[Zed]

I'd say I'm a pretty cool dude.

 

[Corvatile]

After some Googling, I've learned that we have a bit of a Romero Fab Four thing going on. We have John Romero, Paul Romero, George Romero and, er, Richard Romero.

Mudpie please

I told you not to forget

and Sergio Romero, Man U's goalkeeper

don't forget about him

And you did

 

[Pocket]

yeah but Caesar Romero is famous for playing the Joker, who is kind of a monster in a way

idk it was funny to me

 

[Muddy]

Mudpie please

I told you not to forget



And you did

I don't remember the Beatles ever having a member called Sergio.

 

[Zed]

I always thought Cesar Romero was famous for the fact that he wouldn't shave his moustache for the role despite how fucking disgusting it looked.

 

[iiboharz]

phi: Hear hear! Ho! Perchance, may ye insert thine shaft into mine bulbous rear end? Milady!

tyler ☂: My shaft is bulbous alright

 

[iiboharz]

tyler ☂: phi will be here soon i bet
phi entered chat.

 

[tyler]

I fuckin called that shit

 

[Dr. Orange]

Thy tale of thee Oplander

19:45 - Dr. Orange: Here's my suggestion for changes to the eyelander:
19:46 - Dr. Orange: + 5859675767% damage done
+ 300% movement speed
+ 10000% primary ammo on wearer

And to make it not too op:
-1 max health (max health increases with 150 hp for each kill)
19:47 - Tumbolisu: no random critical hits
19:47 - worMatty: Sounds like you should play x10 mod
19:47 - Dr. Orange: No, 100% critical hits at all times.
19:47 - Ctrl Alt Defeat: but -100% damage
19:47 - Joey Lemons : dont forget +100000% range
19:48 - Coolz: and dont forget +10000000000000 health and +900% overheal bonus
19:48 - Dr. Orange: Oh, I almost forgot -100% damage taken from all damage sources.
19:48 - Tumbolisu: 666% faster firing speed
19:48 - Dr. Orange: It should be called the oplander.
19:48 - Tumbolisu: (you wont kill stuff from holding down m1 actually)
19:48 - Dr. Orange: And, and taunt will kill everyone on the enemy team.
19:49 - Ctrl Alt Defeat: taunt VAC bans whoever's in first place
19:49 - Dr. Orange: If you're on first place, it will give 15 score to your team.
19:49 - Tumbolisu: taunting will make you immune to knockback so you wont ge tinterupted
19:50 - Dr. Orange: It also disables Pyro's airblast for 10 hours.
19:50 - Dr. Orange: Heck, it disables the pyro entirely.
19:50 - Tumbolisu: it turns pyros into golden statues
19:51 - Dr. Orange: And whenever they try to respawn, they'll be moved to spectator.

Valve, please add this.

 

[Muddy]

They already have.

 

[MaccyF]

if someone kills Robin with the new weapon pickup system they're going to have the time of their life...

 

[Ælement]

The most brutal shutdown i've ever witnessed

 

[takabuschik]

I don't remember the Beatles ever having a member called Sergio.

That's true. They had only 4 members, no more, no less.

 

[Muddy]

Actually, The Beatles were originally a five-piece band.

Fun facts about music history!

 

[Vel0city]

Not a Steam convo, but I just had to post this. I mean, this is the biggest pile of tech bullshit you can trow at a person (I'm the last poster 1101 0100 by the way)

 

[Kube]

Not a Steam convo, but I just had to post this. I mean, this is the biggest pile of tech bullshit you can trow at a person (I'm the last poster 1101 0100 by the way)

-snip-

Reminds me of a comic by the Oatmeal.

 

[tyler]

6:06 PM - Freyja: the model train setup the thomas people must have to film thaht show must be very impressive

 

[Turbo Lover]

03:01 - Delicious Pistachio Ice Tuaam: Ah. so I was playing Fallout 3 right npw
03:01 - Delicious Pistachio Ice Tuaam: Perfect, mods all coming to me
03:01 - puxorb entered chat.
03:01 - Delicious Pistachio Ice Tuaam: It was a sunny day in big town
03:01 - [UEAK]Crash: guys!
03:01 - Delicious Pistachio Ice Tuaam: I decided to jump for joy in the wasteland!
03:01 - puxorb: !syug
03:01 - Shadow Esper: girls!
03:02 - [UEAK]Crash: I just plugged a USB cable in right the first try!
03:02 - Freyja: superpower
03:02 - NoT2BaD : A WITCH
03:02 - [UEAK]Crash: wizardry
03:02 - puxorb: I actually do that all the time
03:02 - NoT2BaD : BURN THE WITCH
03:02 - Delicious Pistachio Ice Tuaam: But then I crashed to the ground, because I was low on health. You see, I had no stimpacks
03:02 - puxorb: but its only because the USB port is upside down
03:02 - Ynders: there's some kickstarter for usb's that work both ways

Even USBs are more interesting than Pistachio's Fallout stories.

 

[tyler]

7:31 PM - Delicious Pistachio Ice Tuaam: So what's the jizz on ISIS?