Dr. Sasha
L4: Comfortable Member
- Aug 5, 2013
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it were layered with the blood of a random eagle. By now, Sir Henry farts. This is the perfect opportunity for Peter to sneak in a crazy old barn, assisted by the always trusty hat-wearing monkey, who was trained to solve rubixcubes. When they reached the end of the pine, lumberjacks removed the spaces where they had some animals with the abnormally large feet that caused complete destruction of Sir Henry's castle. Henry however, didn't let this stop him from claiming that he was walking the dinosaur to white Obama Castle to eat Claymore mines. The gay men at the medieval blockbuster wanted to rent three films about perfect buttjobs. As the gays left, Michael Jordan went to Toronto for armpit cancer. Surprisingly, 4chan offered free swimming lessons, but no one cared about the water when there was a huge pile of multiple piles containing piles with old discarded galoshes beneath the piles. Apparently Henry is already dead because the piles betrayed
