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PyroDevil

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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction
 
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BigBros

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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God.
 

UKCS-Alias

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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he
 

Dr. Sasha

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Aug 5, 2013
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the
 

Dr. Sasha

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Aug 5, 2013
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69
 

PyroDevil

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Sep 19, 2014
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick
 

Acadium

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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the
 

Dr. Sasha

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Aug 5, 2013
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the Ice Bucket Challenge
 

radarhead

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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the Ice Bucket Challenge by the Old
 

BigBros

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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the Ice Bucket Challenge by the Old Ways of the
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the Ice Bucket Challenge by the Old Ways of the nyan cats. As
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the Ice Bucket Challenge by the Old Ways of the nyan cats. As he was trying
 

HMK-3

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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the Ice Bucket Challenge by the Old Ways of the nyan cats. As he was trying to make an


PD : Soo this is where TF2 blogpost are made...
 

radarhead

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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the Ice Bucket Challenge by the Old Ways of the nyan cats. As he was trying to make an appearance at the
 

PyroDevil

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Sep 19, 2014
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the Ice Bucket Challenge by the Old Ways of the nyan cats. As he was trying to make an appearance at the Train God's party,
 

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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the Ice Bucket Challenge by the Old Ways of the nyan cats. As he was trying to make an appearance at the Train God's party, like a hippie."
 

Empyre

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Tumbolisu, I see that you're turning the underlined section into one long quote, but it is not clear who is saying it. I'll try to fix that.


In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the Ice Bucket Challenge by the Old Ways of the nyan cats. As he was trying to make an appearance at the Train God's party, like a hippie.", explained the Scout