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Tumby

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May 12, 2013
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatos inside.
 

Ælement

Comfortably mediocre
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Dec 21, 2010
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatos inside. "Solly in choke!"
 

HQDefault

...what
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Aug 6, 2014
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatos inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatos inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatos inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatos inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatos inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatos inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of
 

HQDefault

...what
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Aug 6, 2014
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatos inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie.
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
aa
Mar 6, 2013
1,045
625
In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatos inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actualy
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
aa
Mar 6, 2013
1,045
625
In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a
 

PyroDevil

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Sep 19, 2014
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused
 

Dr. Sasha

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 5, 2013
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary.
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized
 

girhen

L1: Registered
Oct 6, 2014
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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
aa
Mar 6, 2013
1,045
625
In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. Solly in choke! "Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map