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Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes
 

SierraStorms

L1: Registered
Oct 23, 2015
46
198
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was
 

Kube

Not the correct way to make lasagna
aa
Aug 31, 2014
1,342
1,849
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties in Ms. Pauling's
 

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
187
208
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all
 
May 25, 2015
390
307
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3
 

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
187
208
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared
 
May 25, 2015
390
307
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,315
1,858
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere,
 

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
187
208
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scouts
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,315
1,858
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee"
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with a