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May 25, 2015
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The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared to asinine things.

A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
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The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared to asinine things.

A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls.
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all

please someone get that reference with the wall n stuff
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared to asinine things.

A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another



OK, I'll play along.
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared to asinine things.

A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks.
 

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
187
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A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!" Soldier
 
May 25, 2015
390
307
A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!", Soldier screamed at pumpkins
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,325
1,866
ate night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!", Soldier screamed at pumpkin teachers touching bricks.
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!", Soldier screamed at pumpkin teachers touching bricks. The teleported bread
 

SierraStorms

L1: Registered
Oct 23, 2015
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A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!", Soldier screamed at pumpkin teachers touching bricks. The teleported bread smelled so good
 

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
187
208
A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!", Soldier screamed at pumpkin teachers touching bricks. The teleported bread smelled so good, it made everyone
 
Jul 6, 2015
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A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!", Soldier screamed at pumpkin teachers touching bricks. The teleported bread smelled so good, it made everyone get the diabeetus
 
May 25, 2015
390
307
A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!", Soldier screamed at pumpkin teachers touching bricks. The teleported bread smelled so good, it made everyone get the diabeetus of magic. Rather
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!", Soldier screamed at pumpkin teachers touching bricks. The teleported bread smelled so good, it made everyone get the diabeetus of magic. Rather unfortunate after the
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!", Soldier screamed at pumpkin teachers touching bricks. The teleported bread smelled so good, it made everyone get the diabeetus of magic. Rather unfortunate after the infamous incident in
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,325
1,866
A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!", Soldier screamed at pumpkin teachers touching bricks. The teleported bread smelled so good, it made everyone get the diabeetus of magic. Rather unfortunate after the infamous incident in Thistownisn'treal, New Bronxwich
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!", Soldier screamed at pumpkin teachers touching bricks. The teleported bread smelled so good, it made everyone get the diabeetus of magic. Rather unfortunate after the infamous incident in Thistownisn'treal, New Bronxwich, that left orphans
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!", Soldier screamed at pumpkin teachers touching bricks. The teleported bread smelled so good, it made everyone get the diabeetus of magic. Rather unfortunate after the infamous incident in Thistownisn'treal, New Bronxwich, that left orphans without parents. Batman
 
May 25, 2015
390
307
A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with cheesy jokes and building big-ass walls. All in all, it's just another wall with bricks. "TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE BRICKS ALONE!", Soldier screamed at pumpkin teachers touching bricks. The teleported bread smelled so good, it made everyone get the diabeetus of magic. Rather unfortunate after the infamous incident in Thistownisn'treal, New Bronxwich, that left orphans without parents. Batman then ate 10000