3 word story

Vel0city

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
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Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear next to the new build-a-pair-o-underwear dispenser. They found many illegal sites for downloading hats, spy hated hats because he wanted pies instead of
 
Empyre

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
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Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large alligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear next to the new build-a-pair-o-underwear dispenser. They found many illegal sites for downloading hats, spy hated hats because he wanted pies instead of ice cream sandviches
 
Cytosolic

Cytosolic

L5: Dapper Member
May 1, 2015
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Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large alligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear next to the new build-a-pair-o-underwear dispenser. They found many illegal sites for downloading hats, spy hated hats because he wanted pies instead of ice cream sandviches, so Scout got
 
Izotope

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
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Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large alligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear next to the new build-a-pair-o-underwear dispenser. They found many illegal sites for downloading hats, spy hated hats because he wanted pies instead of ice cream sandviches, so Scout got underwear from Ms.
 
SnickerPuffs

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
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Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large alligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear next to the new build-a-pair-o-underwear dispenser. They found many illegal sites for downloading hats, spy hated hats because he wanted pies instead of ice cream sandviches, so Scout got underwear from Ms. Nesbi- OHGODNOTTHECOMPUTE-

Story Over.
 
Zed

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
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The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks.
 
SierraStorms

SierraStorms

L1: Registered
Oct 23, 2015
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The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an arperature portal gun that teleports underwear
 
Izotope

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
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The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile

@Davekillerish What the hell is arperature? I changed it to Aperture, I assume that's what you wanted to spell.
 
Empyre

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
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The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the
 
CriminalBunny

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ what have I started?
 
norfolk

norfolk

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Jan 18, 2014
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The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of
 
SnickerPuffs

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
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The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and
 
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