3 word story

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
273
413
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference
 

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
187
208
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole
 

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
187
208
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
1,241
1,025
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared to asinine things.
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared to asinine things.

A late night batman was going
 
May 25, 2015
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The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared to asinine things.

A late night batman was going fishing in Lake
 

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
187
208
A late night batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!"
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
1,315
1,858
A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh.
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared to asinine things.

A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. He caught a
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared to asinine things.

A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared to asinine things.

A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting ALOHA SNACKBAR!
 

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
187
208
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared to asinine things.

A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards.
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared to asinine things.

A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
The new update didn't have underwear so it went without fresh clothes for two weeks. Engineer builds an Aperture Portal Gun that teleports underwear to heavy's underwater dry cleaner. Meanwhile, back at the Underwear Inspector's HQ, the inspector used 4,000 tons of radiation-poisoned rats and underwear to kill these underwear jokes. The underwear plague of 2016 was underwater, so when the nuclear panties were in Ms. Pauling's purse, all clever people teleported bread for 3 aeons. Even though underwear was declared legal in 256 Mann Co. Stores around the Western Hemisphere, Eurasia still has enough spaghetti to feed baby Scout's band-new "Needa Dispensa'ee" Starman with an obvious Anime reference. But suddenly, the new update broke the Hawaiian language, making the whole world realise that the whole world was tiny, compared to asinine things.

A late night Batman was going fishing in Lake "ERMAHGURD ITSA BANANA!", looking for feesh. Unfortunately he caught a vegetarian instead chanting "ALOHA SNACKBAR!", spontaneously combusting afterwards. Viracocha didn't approve Trump's obsession with