3 word story

Cytosolic

L5: Dapper Member
May 1, 2015
201
169
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE!"
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment,the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE! BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED"
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear,
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models
 

Cytosolic

L5: Dapper Member
May 1, 2015
201
169
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to ilegally download
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear
 

Cytosolic

L5: Dapper Member
May 1, 2015
201
169
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear next to the
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear next to the new build-a-
 

Cytosolic

L5: Dapper Member
May 1, 2015
201
169
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear next to the new build-a-pair-o-underwear
 

SierraStorms

L1: Registered
Oct 23, 2015
46
198
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear next to the new build-a-pair-o-underwear dispenser. They found
 

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
187
208
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear next to the new build-a-pair-o-underwear dispenser. They found many illegal sites
 
May 25, 2015
390
307
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear next to the new build-a-pair-o-underwear dispenser. They found many illegal sites for downloading hats
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear next to the new build-a-pair-o-underwear dispenser. They found many illegal sites for downloading hats, spy hated hats
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people started to eat their sandviches and fragged scout's limbs. Scout's fragged limbs couldn't enjoy sandviches because they lacked taste for bologna, it was a corpse that belonged to a very large aligator shaped computer used by the cow jumper over.
Spy was sapping a perishable, uncontrollable, new and overpowered thermal nuclear device called MeeM Inc. At that moment, the Underwear Inspector told the Manager "THERE'S NO CHEESE BECAUSE ALIENS ATTACKED!". He lied. It's on the burger. Running out of pizza textured underwear, Scout ran to fabulous underwear models and told them to illegally download pictures of underwear next to the new build-a-pair-o-underwear dispenser. They found many illegal sites for downloading hats, spy hated hats because he wanted