How to get slapped in the face:
Are you cheap water? Because you don't look as nice up close
Are you a KOTH map? Because everyone in this room has tried you out
Are you enormous sightlines? Because in retrospect you are a terrible idea
Are you the Phlogistanator? Because I want you to go away forever
Are you a skycard? Because you belong as far away from me as possible
I like my girls the same way I like my Attack/Defend maps: just large enough, with no wasted space
They call me CP_Orange because my looks aren't what get them coming back