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Berry

resident homo
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Dec 27, 2012
1,056
1,898
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so
 

Izotope

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May 13, 2013
698
764
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is
 

Bunbun

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May 18, 2014
401
782
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
1,044
627
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story.
 

chemelia

yndersn't
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May 11, 2014
406
619
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it??
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
1,241
1,025
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist!
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN. Then two dogs
 
Oct 6, 2008
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450
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN. Then two dogs updated TF2 better
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN. Then two dogs updated TF2 better by inverting the
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN. Then two dogs updated TF2 better by inverting the russian detonation codes
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,965
450
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN. Then two dogs updated TF2 better by inverting the russian detonation codes of jelly doughnuts
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN. Then two dogs updated TF2 better by inverting the russian detonation codes of jelly doughnuts, previously unboxed from
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN. Then two dogs updated TF2 better by inverting the russian detonation codes of jelly doughnuts, previously unboxed from crate 50. Afterwards,
 

Berry

resident homo
aa
Dec 27, 2012
1,056
1,898
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN. Then two dogs updated TF2 better by inverting the russian detonation codes of jelly doughnuts, previously unboxed from crate 50. Afterwards, Strange Kritzkriegs began
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
aa
Mar 6, 2013
1,044
627
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN. Then two dogs updated TF2 better by inverting the russian detonation codes of jelly doughnuts, previously unboxed from crate 50. Afterwards, Strange Kritzkriegs began to decrease in
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN. Then two dogs updated TF2 better by inverting the russian detonation codes of jelly doughnuts, previously unboxed from crate 50. Afterwards, Strange Kritzkriegs began to decrease in shades, to be
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN. Then two dogs updated TF2 better by inverting the russian detonation codes of jelly doughnuts, previously unboxed from crate 50. Afterwards, Strange Kritzkriegs began to decrease in shades, to be supplemented by the
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Our new story, was written by a duck called Swaggy McPootis Spencer, who was not the wife of Spencer Pootis. Instead, it still is such that tumblr enjoys a good bowl full of big floppy dongs. Swaggy never did understand the meaning of Seba's advice. Suddenly, a giant movie called 'interstellar adventures in space and alot of hobbits and wookees' actually became intersteller! Han Solo responded, "My Big Wookie can spell better engrish than this $5,000.00 Spell Checker. But green isn't purple. Otherwise Spencer would be colorblind. The brother of Han Solo, Frodo Solo, knew Spencer had been in Gimli Golumn's special forces unit when the Firenation attacked the giant bagel from Seba's collection of oddities. Frodo solo'd a hobo in Komodo." Han shot first, so Star Wars is nothing, and so ends our story. Or does it?? SURPRISE! It doesn't make me moist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN. Then two dogs updated TF2 better by inverting the russian detonation codes of jelly doughnuts, previously unboxed from crate 50. Afterwards, Strange Kritzkriegs began to decrease in shades, to be supplemented by the hot molten liquid