3 word story

[radarhead]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with

 

[Ælement]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner.

 

[Tumby]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!"

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers,

 

[Ælement]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it

 

[Empyre]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it were layered with

 

[chemelia]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it were layered with the blood of

 

[Acadium]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it were layered with the blood of a random eagle

 

[Ælement]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it were layered with the blood of a random eagle. By now, Sir

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it were layered with the blood of a random eagle. By now, Sir Henry farts. This

 

[Tumby]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it were layered with the blood of a random eagle. By now, Sir Henry farts. This is the perfect

 

[Empyre]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it were layered with the blood of a random eagle. By now, Sir Henry farts. This is the perfect opportunity for Peter

 

[chemelia]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why SirHenry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he givesa plateof spaghetti to anobesesoftware engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. ThismadePeter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to givespaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. Thisattracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji.Asthecure, Robin Williamswasresurrected to fight for control of SirHenry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it were layered with the blood of a random eagle. By now, Sir Henry farts. This is the perfect opportunity for Peter to sneak in

 

[Nopey]

a crazy old
EDIT: oh crap i just realized that i was looking at the first page. :/

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why SirHenry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he givesa plateof spaghetti to anobesesoftware engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. ThismadePeter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to givespaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. Thisattracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji.Asthecure, Robin Williamswasresurrected to fight for control of SirHenry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it were layered with the blood of a random eagle. By now, Sir Henry farts. This is the perfect opportunity for Peter to sneak in a crazy old barn, assisted by

 

[Empyre]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why SirHenry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he givesa plateof spaghetti to anobesesoftware engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. ThismadePeter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to givespaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. Thisattracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji.Asthecure, Robin Williamswasresurrected to fight for control of SirHenry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it were layered with the blood of a random eagle. By now, Sir Henry farts. This is the perfect opportunity for Peter to sneak in a crazy old barn, assisted by the always trusty

 

[Ælement]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why SirHenry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he givesa plateof spaghetti to anobesesoftware engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. ThismadePeter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to givespaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. Thisattracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji.Asthecure, Robin Williamswasresurrected to fight for control of SirHenry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it were layered with the blood of a random eagle. By now, Sir Henry farts. This is the perfect opportunity for Peter to sneak in a crazy old barn, assisted by the always trusty hat-wearing monkey

 

[Empyre]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against the primate, he ate it with a huge boner. "That was delicious!" said the newspapers, the headline gleaming as if it were layered with the blood of a random eagle. By now, Sir Henry farts. This is the perfect opportunity for Peter to sneak in a crazy old barn, assisted by the always trusty hat-wearing monkey, who was trained