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Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This
 
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Digaag Wa Riz

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot
 

Bludeck

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Mar 7, 2014
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to
 

Acadium

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Apr 20, 2013
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji.
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure,
 
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Digaag Wa Riz

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was
 

Ælement

I'm so happy :D
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness.
 

Bogdy

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Aug 13, 2014
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness.It was a
 
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Digaag Wa Riz

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug
 

Ælement

I'm so happy :D
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Dec 21, 2010
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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627
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff.
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had
 

Ælement

I'm so happy :D
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Dec 21, 2010
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like being banned. This attracted the monkey, who then forgot that he was trying to take Sir Henry to the barber shop to play jumanji. As the cure, Robin Williams was resurrected to fight for control of Sir Henry's sickness. It was a herbivorous man-eating slug made from toothpicks coated with some germs and stuff. Once Peter had declared victory against