3 word story

[radarhead]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter

 

[Empyre]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to

 

[Bludeck]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe

 

[Digaag Wa Riz]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his

 

[radarhead]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the

 

[Acadium]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed

 

[Bludeck]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to

 

[Limeaide]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to

 

[radarhead]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he

 

[Grand Tickler]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to

 

[Bludeck]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken.

 

[Grand Tickler]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks

 

[Ælement]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do

 

[Empyre]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old

 

[Grand Tickler]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got

 

[Ælement]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being

 

[spAce_99]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned

 

[radarhead]

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all. This made Peter decide not to masturbate, so Gabe could complete his diet. Thankfully, the man nobody noticed wanted senpai to give spaghetti to himself because he really wanted to cook fried chicken. As soon as Morgan Freeman asks what to do, the wise old Pedophile swooped in and instantly got banned for being not actually banned but acting like