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Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse.
 

Bludeck

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Mind if I join in?

Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse
 

Empyre

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Of course we don't mind if you join in. This is for everybody.


Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
1,044
627
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry
 

Bludeck

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Mar 7, 2014
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his
 

chemelia

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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
1,044
627
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when
 

Bludeck

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Mar 7, 2014
15
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
1,044
627
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese
 

Limeaide

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Jul 26, 2009
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Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However,
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
Sir Henry was dying slowly. His best friend Peter knew about a hidden city made from underwear. He started an epic expedition to find the cursed gun of a son which just ate the magic pants. Peter jousted like the legendary Knights only to discover Space Jam at a medieval Blockbuster. Journeying on, he stepped on a horny diamond horse. Sadly, the horse wept. Consolingly, Peter kicked his ass using a massive gentle soothing whisper that sounded very pleasant. Cheerfully, the mayhem started. Now no one knew why Sir Henry was rubbing his mother's toes in spite of his terrible sickness that only stops when he gives a plate of spaghetti to an obese software engineer. However, Gabe Newell claimed nothing at all.