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Skittelz

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight a gang of russian heavy guys
 

Empyre

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious
 

radarhead

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a
 

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella

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Skittelz

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks
 

Empyre

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust
 

Svode

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the
 

SnickerPuffs

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the Wish Fairy Heavy.
 

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the Wish Fairy Heavy. "Kick my Balls.
 

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the Wish Fairy Heavy. "Kick my Balls." Said Private Pyle
 
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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the Wish Fairy Heavy. "Kick my Balls." Said Private Pyle, just then a
 

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the Wish Fairy Heavy. "Kick my Balls." Said Private Pyle, just then a big foot rammed
 

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the Wish Fairy Heavy. "Kick my Balls." Said Private Pyle, just then a big foot rammed up Pyle's large
 

Empyre

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the Wish Fairy Heavy. "Kick my Balls." Said Private Pyle, just then a big foot rammed up Pyle's large shoe, but the
 

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the Wish Fairy Heavy. "Kick my Balls." Said Private Pyle, just then a big foot rammed up Pyle's large shoe, but the grass was green.
 

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the Wish Fairy Heavy. "Kick my Balls." Said Private Pyle, just then a big foot rammed up Pyle's large shoe, but the grass was green. On the other
 

Empyre

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the Wish Fairy Heavy. "Kick my Balls." Said Private Pyle, just then a big foot rammed up Pyle's large shoe, but the grass was green. On the other side of the
 

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the Wish Fairy Heavy. "Kick my Balls." Said Private Pyle, just then a big foot rammed up Pyle's large shoe, but the grass was green. On the other side of the path, a wrecked
 

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the Wish Fairy Heavy. "Kick my Balls." Said Private Pyle, just then a big foot rammed up Pyle's large shoe, but the grass was green. On the other side of the path, a wrecked sandwich was found
 

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9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the Engineers from an express train were the giant cheeseburger that haunted This Fabulous Evening's Apocalypse was fucked in America's capitalist machine. Witnessing this situation, the last of the toaster race drank Mountain Dew. Thus invigorated, the evil M. Bison tried to use Killer Golden Avocados™©® to fuel his snail named Heavy Metal Jacket. Once upon a midnight, a gang of Russian heavy guys encountered a mysterious encounter with a lovely purple umbrella made of bricks and pixie dust stolen from the Wish Fairy Heavy. "Kick my Balls." Said Private Pyle, just then a big foot rammed up Pyle's large shoe, but the grass was green. On the other side of the path, a wrecked sandwich was found next to what