3 word story

[Svode]

BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE PHANTOM MENACE died. "F**k, again?" said Mad Hatter, a Xx_PROMLG42069_xX gamer. But the problem wasn't as simple as they thought at first. Pancakes are best with a quick CTRL-S before you add ALT-F4s or key + another stupid key on top with a hot hot pancake so yummy. Then some guy named N8doge McSlaw appearified.
"Eat whale penises!" He then became non-italic again because somebody shot president Woodrow Wilson in the foot, and it hurt. That's when he grabbed a Derringer and mailed it to his lovely niece, who carefully sent it back. When Woodrow realized what was happening, he killed himself a chicken for a department store. In this moment the mighty god of bonus ducks decided to create more weapons for the twentieth annual pie eating contest, which obviously sucked. That was why My final rating for TF2 on

 

[Tuaam]

BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE PHANTOM MENACE died. "F**k, again?" said Mad Hatter, a Xx_PROMLG42069_xX gamer. But the problem wasn't as simple as they thought at first. Pancakes are best with a quick CTRL-S before you add ALT-F4s or key + another stupid key on top with a hot hot pancake so yummy. Then some guy named N8doge McSlaw appearified.
"Eat whale penises!" He then became non-italic again because somebody shot president Woodrow Wilson in the foot, and it hurt. That's when he grabbed a Derringer and mailed it to his lovely niece, who carefully sent it back. When Woodrow realized what was happening, he killed himself a chicken for a department store. In this moment the mighty god of bonus ducks decided to create more weapons for the twentieth annual pie eating contest, which obviously sucked. That was why My final rating for TF2 on the PC is

 

[Tumby]

BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE PHANTOM MENACE died. "F**k, again?" said Mad Hatter, a Xx_PROMLG42069_xX gamer. But the problem wasn't as simple as they thought at first. Pancakes are best with a quick CTRL-S before you add ALT-F4s or key + another stupid key on top with a hot hot pancake so yummy. Then some guy named N8doge McSlaw appearified.
"Eat whale penises!" He then became non-italic again because somebody shot president Woodrow Wilson in the foot, and it hurt. That's when he grabbed a Derringer and mailed it to his lovely niece, who carefully sent it back. When Woodrow realized what was happening, he killed himself a chicken for a department store. In this moment the mighty god of bonus ducks decided to create more weapons for the twentieth annual pie eating contest, which obviously sucked. That was why My final rating for TF2 on the PC is 8 outta 8

 

[Vel0city]

BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE PHANTOM MENACE died. "F**k, again?" said Mad Hatter, a Xx_PROMLG42069_xX gamer. But the problem wasn't as simple as they thought at first. Pancakes are best with a quick CTRL-S before you add ALT-F4s or key + another stupid key on top with a hot hot pancake so yummy. Then some guy named N8doge McSlaw appearified.
"Eat whale penises!" He then became non-italic again because somebody shot president Woodrow Wilson in the foot, and it hurt. That's when he grabbed a Derringer and mailed it to his lovely niece, who carefully sent it back. When Woodrow realized what was happening, he killed himself a chicken for a department store. In this moment the mighty god of bonus ducks decided to create more weapons for the twentieth annual pie eating contest, which obviously sucked. That was why My final rating for TF2 on the PC is 8 outta 8.

9 PM. "How

 

[Empyre]

BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE PHANTOM MENACE died. "F**k, again?" said Mad Hatter, a Xx_PROMLG42069_xX gamer. But the problem wasn't as simple as they thought at first. Pancakes are best with a quick CTRL-S before you add ALT-F4s or key + another stupid key on top with a hot hot pancake so yummy. Then some guy named N8doge McSlaw appearified.
"Eat whale penises!" He then became non-italic again because somebody shot president Woodrow Wilson in the foot, and it hurt. That's when he grabbed a Derringer and mailed it to his lovely niece, who carefully sent it back. When Woodrow realized what was happening, he killed himself a chicken for a department store. In this moment the mighty god of bonus ducks decided to create more weapons for the twentieth annual pie eating contest, which obviously sucked. That was why My final rating for TF2 on the PC is 8 outta 8.

9 PM. "How can we ever

 

[n8five484]

BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE PHANTOM MENACE died. "F**k, again?" said Mad Hatter, a Xx_PROMLG42069_xX gamer. But the problem wasn't as simple as they thought at first. Pancakes are best with a quick CTRL-S before you add ALT-F4s or key + another stupid key on top with a hot hot pancake so yummy. Then some guy named N8doge McSlaw appearified.
"Eat whale penises!" He then became non-italic again because somebody shot president Woodrow Wilson in the foot, and it hurt. That's when he grabbed a Derringer and mailed it to his lovely niece, who carefully sent it back. When Woodrow realized what was happening, he killed himself a chicken for a department store. In this moment the mighty god of bonus ducks decided to create more weapons for the twentieth annual pie eating contest, which obviously sucked. That was why My final rating for TF2 on the PC is 8 outta 8.

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry?"

 

[Tuaam]

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BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE PHANTOM MENACE died. "F**k, again?" said Mad Hatter, a Xx_PROMLG42069_xX gamer. But the problem wasn't as simple as they thought at first. Pancakes are best with a quick CTRL-S before you add ALT-F4s or key + another stupid key on top with a hot hot pancake so yummy. Then some guy named N8doge McSlaw appearified.
"Eat whale penises!" He then became non-italic again because somebody shot president Woodrow Wilson in the foot, and it hurt. That's when he grabbed a Derringer and mailed it to his lovely niece, who carefully sent it back. When Woodrow realized what was happening, he killed himself a chicken for a department store. In this moment the mighty god of bonus ducks decided to create more weapons for the twentieth annual pie eating contest, which obviously sucked. That was why My final rating for TF2 on the PC is 8 outta 8.

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick"

 

[Strandedpasta]

BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE PHANTOM MENACE died. "F**k, again?" said Mad Hatter, a Xx_PROMLG42069_xX gamer. But the problem wasn't as simple as they thought at first. Pancakes are best with a quick CTRL-S before you add ALT-F4s or key + another stupid key on top with a hot hot pancake so yummy. Then some guy named N8doge McSlaw appearified.
"Eat whale penises!" He then became non-italic again because somebody shot president Woodrow Wilson in the foot, and it hurt. That's when he grabbed a Derringer and mailed it to his lovely niece, who carefully sent it back. When Woodrow realized what was happening, he killed himself a chicken for a department store. In this moment the mighty god of bonus ducks decided to create more weapons for the twentieth annual pie eating contest, which obviously sucked. That was why My final rating for TF2 on the PC is 8 outta 8.

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish.

 

[Tuaam]

BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE PHANTOM MENACE died. "F**k, again?" said Mad Hatter, a Xx_PROMLG42069_xX gamer. But the problem wasn't as simple as they thought at first. Pancakes are best with a quick CTRL-S before you add ALT-F4s or key + another stupid key on top with a hot hot pancake so yummy. Then some guy named N8doge McSlaw appearified.
"Eat whale penises!" He then became non-italic again because somebody shot president Woodrow Wilson in the foot, and it hurt. That's when he grabbed a Derringer and mailed it to his lovely niece, who carefully sent it back. When Woodrow realized what was happening, he killed himself a chicken for a department store. In this moment the mighty god of bonus ducks decided to create more weapons for the twentieth annual pie eating contest, which obviously sucked. That was why My final rating for TF2 on the PC is 8 outta 8.

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was

 

[Empyre]

BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE PHANTOM MENACE died. "F**k, again?" said Mad Hatter, a Xx_PROMLG42069_xX gamer. But the problem wasn't as simple as they thought at first. Pancakes are best with a quick CTRL-S before you add ALT-F4s or key + another stupid key on top with a hot hot pancake so yummy. Then some guy named N8doge McSlaw appearified.
"Eat whale penises!" He then became non-italic again because somebody shot president Woodrow Wilson in the foot, and it hurt. That's when he grabbed a Derringer and mailed it to his lovely niece, who carefully sent it back. When Woodrow realized what was happening, he killed himself a chicken for a department store. In this moment the mighty god of bonus ducks decided to create more weapons for the twentieth annual pie eating contest, which obviously sucked. That was why My final rating for TF2 on the PC is 8 outta 8.

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try

 

[SnickerPuffs]

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator

 

[Svode]

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune

 

[Empyre]

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the

 

[Infomaniac]

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead,

 

[n8five484]

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed.

 

[Empyre]

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish

 

[Tuaam]

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck

 

[webcamboofing]

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish

 

[Svode]

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because

 

[Viemärirotta]

9 PM. "How can we ever past that sentry? With my dick" said the Fish. The Fish was planning to try Thread Revival Simulator at an opportune occasion, when the Thread is dead, but accidentally failed. Next, the Fish started to fuck bees. The Fish died out because it and the