3 word story

[Tumby]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavys big gun

 

[SnickerPuffs]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.

 

[Empyre]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing

 

[Tumby]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4

 

[Adobe WH]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry

 

[Davekillerish]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it

 

[Izotope]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost

 

[CriminalBunny]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As

 

[Izotope]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this

 

[Davekillerish]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As "sexy as this is" screeched spycrab

 

[Izotope]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab was not

Sorry, I couldn't make sense of what you did

 

[FrostyHoneyJuicy]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by

I am lazy mate!

 

[Bogdy]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which

 

[CriminalBunny]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of phlogistinator pyros recently,

EDIT: Ninja'd

 

[Izotope]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die

 

[Adobe WH]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good.

 

[Davekillerish]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues

 

[Empyre]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where

 

[CriminalBunny]

Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost his mind to Heavy's big gun and other weaponries.
Engie was preparing a level 4 usb powered turbo Mini-Mini Sentry, valve buffed it so everyone lost their underwear. As sexy as this is, the screeched spycrab wasn't surprised by the abundance of metal underwear, which caused phlogistinator pyros recently to die.
It was good. The story continues in Teufort, where the crab people