Why do you love steam convos?

YM

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14:55 - worMatty: That sounds like a nasty shock.
14:55 - CurrentlyFapping: nah, just weird seeing what a un circumsized wangdoodle looked like
 

worMatty

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14:55 - worMatty: That sounds like a nasty shock.
14:55 - CurrentlyFapping: nah, just weird seeing what a un circumsized wangdoodle looked like
I find your lack of context disturbing. Or cocktext.
 

Zed

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Showtime guys. Bring cockporn.
 

14bit

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Noizeblaze: https://38.media.tumblr.com/fdc34da58ef9b6d2bed5533833a0a11c/tumblr_nrg2p5JDi31s0mbfho1_400.gif There is a surplus of dogs who can do Jeremy Clarkson's job.
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Donut the Vikingchap: How the fuck do you turn in that thing?

LeSwordfish: hey, you're right noize https://media.giphy.com/media/j3iGKfXRKlLqw/giphy.gif
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Noizeblaze: I also don't see the casual racism dog.
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Noizeblaze: http://puu.sh/k397p.jpg oh.
Noizeblaze: I was just trying to joke about a dog being able to formulate the concept of race and hattred, I didn't know this happened.
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LeSwordfish: yeah no dogs can be trained racist
CurrentlyFapping: they can certainly be trained to attack, anyway
Turbo Lover: Sword
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Turbo Lover: Do you have links to the 72hr lan
LeSwordfish: links?

umb: I think my dog is racist, he always goes nuts when he sees a black person
Turbo Lover: Yeah
umb: then again he's only seen like 3 in his whole life
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LeSwordfish: idk what you mean, but i dont
LeSwordfish: ask iibo

umb: so maybe he's just confused about why they look so different
 

14bit

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Howling Techie: oooh I need to come up with a game related programming project to spend a year on
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Howling Techie: I was gonna say dungeon generator but that feels done to death
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14bit: A dungeon generator that generates dungeons based on images you provide it.
Tumbolisu: do something real-time turn-based
Howling Techie: like frozen synapse?
Tumbolisu:
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Howling Techie: super
Howling Techie: HOT
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14bit: super
14bit: HOT
tyler ☂: super
tyler ☂: HOT
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sevin: repus
sevin: TOH
Howling Techie: easy come easy go
sevin: yo tech my internet died while we were conversing
sevin: i felt bad
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sevin: where were we
sevin: something about dicks right?
Howling Techie: super
Howling Techie: DICKS
Howling Techie: HOT
Howling Techie: dicks
sevin: yeah that was it
hoplitejoe #yeezy4president: hot as in heat or spice?
sevin: obviously heat
sevin: if you have a spicy dick there are problems with your anatomy
Howling Techie: https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7024/6647230333_40e53a9b4d_b.jpg the one that'd make you make that face
sevin: HOT DICKS
hoplitejoe #yeezy4president: either way, i wouldn't want a burnt asshole you know?
sevin: if this is a dick pic ill be semi upset
sevin: i mean you could say dicks are pretty hot
sevin: blood is hot
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sevin: dicks get blood when theyre bonerfied so id say yeah there is some heat exchange taking place
Howling Techie: what about vampires
hoplitejoe #yeezy4president: oi wouldn't say "hot" reagardless
tyler ☂: unfortunately humans do not have baculums
hoplitejoe #yeezy4president: warm dicks maybe
tyler ☂: then we wouldnt need blood
sevin: nah my dicks pretty hot
sevin: warm dicks sounds so underdone tho
sevin: i want my dicks
sevin: HOT
Howling Techie: wasn't Scott Baculum that guy from Star Trek and Quantuum leap
tyler ☂: that would be unfortunate for him if so
hoplitejoe #yeezy4president: I guess there just isn't much of a standard of what is hot for a dick
Howling Techie: Yeah Enterprise didn't last very long
sevin: thatd be a great science topic
umb: episode 22 is very weird
phi: whoa what did i come back to
phi: let me read back in chat a bit
hoplitejoe #yeezy4president: is it like oven standard? or weather in the UK standard?
sevin: measure dick temperature flaccid
umb: it feels like it was put in last minute or something
tyler ☂: ive definitely noticed my dick and my boyfriends dick varying in temperature
sevin: and compare that to bonerfied temp
Howling Techie: umb can you remind me which one that was without spoilers
umb: and I got a rank - on it?
umb: uh let's see
umb: the enemies speak english?
Howling Techie: oh

phi: ok nothing out of the normal for tf2m chat
phi: just a casual chat about dicks
sevin: and their temperatures
tyler ☂: thats right
sevin: np
Howling Techie: is it the the one that's strikes a bit close to home
Howling Techie: as it were

hoplitejoe #yeezy4president: important science about dicks, phi
umb: subtle :v
Howling Techie: is it?
MuscleTwink: ghey chat
umb: yeah
Tumbolisu: my new favorite activity: type up to 5 random letters and numbers into google and hit go
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sevin: ill bet my dick runs up a severe fucking fever when firm
sevin: id call that hot
Howling Techie: does that mean if you were in like
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Howling Techie: a cold place you don't want a boner
Howling Techie: because it would take heat from your core body place
Howling Techie: or would you want to to keep it warm
Howling Techie: so it doesn't fall off
sevin: uh it would take blood
sevin: so yeah i guess
sevin: but if youre cold
sevin: it would take some dd's to get that shit hard anyway
Sippy: could try to use your dick to light a log on fire
sevin: wow thatd be cute
sevin: just get hard and slap your dick on some fucking wood
sevin: wood on wood amirite
sevin: cute
hoplitejoe #yeezy4president: You don't want your dick to be that hot though
Howling Techie: leave DD out of this :'(
hoplitejoe #yeezy4president: as your balls have to be cooler
sevin: why
hoplitejoe #yeezy4president: if your dick was super hot a lot then you would be infertile
Howling Techie: DD is a beautiful pure being
tyler ☂: i think that when you get cold youre probably more likely to get an erection unless you're clothed or something
Howling Techie: too good for this world
tyler ☂: if you just think about how blood works
sevin: techie im talking about double d's
sevin: who is dd
tyler ☂: your body sends it to the cold areas, your penis is an extremity so it isnt being heated, it fills with blood
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ibex

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I can't believe I spent time on this.
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Muddy

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Corvatile playtests Layl's school project

23:53 - Corvatile: wait a minute
23:53 - Corvatile: this is just a copy
23:53 - Corvatile: space invaders schmace schminvaders
23:54 - Corvatile: i am disgusted layl
23:54 - Layl: I disclosed this fact
23:54 - Corvatile: there are kids on here
23:54 - Corvatile: i could disclose that i am gonna rob a bank
23:54 - Corvatile: doesn't make it ok
23:54 - Corvatile: i am so angry about this
23:54 - Corvatile: i could punch a salamander
23:54 - Corvatile: (not a euphemism)
23:54 - Corvatile: aaaaaargh
 

Yacan1

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Obama's Private Army: if you ever need reminders that america is by and large an irredeemable shithole just look at malls
Obama's Private Army: alive or dead
 

iiboharz

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zedxenon: you can be like suo and deny the truth all you want
zedxenon: but it still stands
zedxenon: I am fully erect
 

Tumby

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Just wanna capture this moment

hutty: til .. i should have crash make a pebble so that he is a "contributer" so my map shows up to his followers
hutty: it is the perfect crime
hutty:
B1

TMP:
B1
brilliant idea, then he also gets some of the profits
Tumbolisu: getting paid for being popular
Darren: also list me too
Darren: i need more lol
Tumbolisu: we need to make a map where every single guy at tf2maps is a contributer
Lain: Lets do it then
 

zahndah

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18:09 - Tuaam: How can I up the graphics of Google Earth
18:09 - tyler ☂: go outside
18:09 - Tuaam: fuck
18:09 - Tuaam: nope
 

Crash

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Just wanna capture this moment

hutty: til .. i should have crash make a pebble so that he is a "contributer" so my map shows up to his followers
hutty: it is the perfect crime
hutty:
B1

TMP:
B1
brilliant idea, then he also gets some of the profits
Tumbolisu: getting paid for being popular
Darren: also list me too
Darren: i need more lol
Tumbolisu: we need to make a map where every single guy at tf2maps is a contributer
Lain: Lets do it then

I'm game! Gimme that dosh.