Why do you love steam convos?

[14bit]

YM: https://twitter.com/marmalade_tim/status/638162731581857796
YM: help ;_;
fundaddy42: do u have a shoe
CurrentlyFapping: aww, take it outside
CurrentlyFapping: or use the shoe as a vessel sure
fundaddy42: yeah sure use it as a vessel
fundaddy42: for murder
14bit: I recommend buring the house down.
fundaddy42: move that spider outside to the afterlife
fundaddy42: naw mean?

And another:

Tuaam: Is it a bird?
Tuaam: Is it a plane?
Tuaam: No, it's -
Ynders: ur mum
CurrentlyFapping: I don't even have to check to know fundaddy is presto
Tuaam: HOLY SHIT I JUST PREDICTED THAT OH MY GOD
NoT2BaD: thanks ynders ill text her rn
Ynders: no you didn't because I ACTUALLY said deez nuts
Tuaam: No, it's - JHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON CEEEEEEEEEENA
killohurtz: what is this? tf2memes.net?
Tuaam: Apperantly it is
PyroDevil: maybe
Ynders: yes
fundaddy42 left chat.
Tuaam: Pootis!
about drew is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
14bit: nope.avi
Tuaam: I am Painis Cupcake

 

[Corvatile]

20:52 - Darren: Also what problem you have with rule 34
20:52 - LeSwordfish: hi darren good to have you back

 

[Anreol]

22:15 - Darren: Can i try something?
22:15 - Noizeblaze: Sure.
22:15 - Corvatile: no darren
22:15 - Darren: http://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.ne...bn4llAxZ5EtfEyhwc4W6owCWZ9jVuKtp7ga6g/62fx62f
22:15 - Corvatile: no you can not
22:15 - Noizeblaze: Acid blender>
22:15 - Darren: aw no
22:15 - Corvatile: jesus christ
22:15 - Corvatile: that link
22:15 - Darren: fuck it dont works
22:15 - ODSP: "these are some pretty sweet rice cookers you got here"
22:15 - Noizeblaze: Dip your cock in the acid blender?
22:15 - Noizeblaze: Try that.
22:16 - Corvatile: wow darren
22:16 - Corvatile: you posted that emote without paying
22:16 - Corvatile: you've beaten the system
22:16 - Corvatile: gnarly *high fives*
22:16 - ODSP: but was it worth it?
22:16 - Noizeblaze: No.
22:16 - Noizeblaze: I still hate him, but more so because B1 is teh suck.
22:16 - Corvatile:

22:17 - ODSP: how many people have to die? this is the future you chose for yourself
22:17 - Corvatile: gsg9 or urban?
22:17 - Darren: Im not going to buy B1
22:17 - Darren: well maybe yes
22:17 - LeSwordfish ha abandonado el chat.
22:17 - YM: have we imped today?
22:18 - Noizeblaze: No sir/madam.
22:18 - chin: should do
22:18 - YM: ^
22:18 - Darren:

22:18 - Darren: What i have done
22:18 - iiboharz | tf2classic.com: i should probably sleep for once :0
22:18 - Noizeblaze: I hate you.
22:18 - Corvatile: you can sleep when you're dead
22:18 - Noizeblaze: I wish I could hate you to death.

 

[Zed]

I'm more intrigued by what's going on here.

22:15 - ODSP: "these are some pretty sweet rice cookers you got here"
22:15 - Noizeblaze: Dip your cock in the acid blender?
22:15 - Noizeblaze: Try that.

 

[Vincent]

7:34 PM - idolon: youtube.com/watch?v=W9kls6bMkRo&t=4m31s celery man
7:34 PM - ::Egan::: the fuck is this shit
7:35 PM - idolon: the perfect human
7:35 PM - ::Egan::: pardon my french
7:35 PM - Layl: it's celery, man.
7:35 PM - ::Egan::: why is video so slow
7:35 PM - Layl: decelery man

 

[LeSwordfish]

11:43 - Lain: http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1441276045121.webm
11:44 - Layl: wat
11:44 - Layl: why did I link that
11:44 - Layl: why is that on my ctrl c
11:44 - Puffbit~ : that's lain
11:44 - Layl: oh
11:44 - Layl: my bad
11:44 - Layl: I'm tired

 

[Dr. Orange]

http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1441276045121.webm

Is that koth_badlands? What have happened to Badlands?!?!?! It's like someone took a big eraser, and put it all over Badlands!

 

[Muddy]

koth_badlands has been around for a while, dude. Like, years.

 

[Vincent]

That and I'm positive it was an fps config.

 

[Dr. Orange]

I know koth_badlands. But that looks like a heavily stripped down and gray-ier version of koth_badlands. Where's the beau... desert 3D skybox?

 

[Crash]

FPS configs can disable 3d skyboxes.

 

[14bit]

1:07 PM - Rikka: guys. i need emergency mod powers. hit me
1:07 PM - Rikka was kicked by tyler ☂.
1:07 PM - tyler ☂: wrong button
1:08 PM - tyler ☂: my mistake
1:08 PM - Suomimies55: whoops
1:08 PM - tyler ☂: why do they put those so close together, is my question
1:08 PM - Jethro: uh
1:08 PM - tyler ☂: someone tell rikka to come back
1:09 PM - Rikka is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
1:09 PM - Rikka entered chat.
1:09 PM - Rikka: it took me too long to find my group chat
1:09 PM - Jethro is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
1:09 PM - tyler ☂: sorry i didnt think youd be so unprepared
1:09 PM - tyler ☂: i wanted to joke about the buttons being too close together but you took too long and made it awkward
1:09 PM - tyler ☂: im gonna get my dry cleaning
1:10 PM - Rikka: i showed you

 

[iiboharz]

Layl: so apparently staff morale increases if you beat them up?
iiboharz: Really? I guess that explains Frozen's monthly visits to my house in which he beats me up....

 

[Zed]

Dank job quoting yourself.

 

[LeSwordfish]

19:48 - worMatty: High five, Tuaam
19:48 - Tuaam: Slap my Hand

 

[Dr. Orange]

I got this one-liner through Steam chat. No further context required.

I think my bedroom clock is addicted to tic-tacs. I mean, it's all it ever says!

 

[StickZer0]

14:30 - iiboharz | tf2classic.com: egan this is not the time we're talking about my nipples

 

[zahndah]

17:45 - Ms. Mudpie: csgo is ass
17:45 - Cartfridge: you don't like anal?

 

[LeSwordfish]

18:50 - Noizeblaze: Must be weird being an actual adult with jobs and a life.
18:50 - Noizeblaze: Instead of being like me, waiting for death and just filling the time between then with whatever.
18:51 - YM: haha

 

[Noizeblaze]

20:06 - worMatty : Just watched Monsters University. An inspiring film.
20:06 - worMatty : I wish I had a best friend


Me too!

...oh.