Why do you love steam convos?

[A Boojum Snark]

and dicks that spell the word "fart" on it

I hereby officially disavow myself of this new empire.

 

[Terwonick]

Fr0z3n's War on Arrows: Also, please stop saying Joe.
[20% Cooler] Konata: lol
[20% Cooler] Konata: JOe
[dolt] ammon / re.wind: joe
[dolt] ammon / re.wind: joe
[dolt] ammon / re.wind: JOE
[dolt] ammon / re.wind: JoE
Fr0z3n's War on Arrows: WHAT!?
[dolt] ammon / re.wind: jeOE
[20% Cooler] Konata: :3
[20% Cooler] Konata: Ur Cute :3
Muffin's War on Cupcakes: I don't know any popstars ._.
Tarry H. Sruman: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Liberia#Current_State_of_Affairs
Fr0z3n's War on Arrows: It's my name and I get freaked out why people know it.
Fr0z3n's War on Arrows: Or are calling me it.
( ') Terwonick's War on LOLing: they sound and look like bagpipes, and to the casual observer (myself) they are bagpipes
[dolt] ammon / re.wind googles joe jonas
[dolt] ammon / re.wind: Ewwwww
Fr0z3n's War on Arrows: I'd be justin bieber.
( ') Terwonick's War on LOLing: Joe Jonas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z1kSdk7y1A&ob=av2e
[dolt] ammon / re.wind: konata is either a troll or a lady.
[dolt] ammon / re.wind: lady troll?
[20% Cooler] Konata: eww?
[20% Cooler] Konata: his haaaaaaaair
Muffin's War on Cupcakes burns Terwonick's link
( ') Terwonick's War on LOLing: I could see frozen as Joe Jonas
( ') Terwonick's War on LOLing: he's the lead singer of a pop band
[20% Cooler] Konata: I bought that song on iTunes when it came out
Fr0z3n's War on Arrows: No.
[dolt] ammon / re.wind: good thing i'm not clickjing these links
[20% Cooler] Konata: It's kinda catchy
Fr0z3n's War on Arrows: I amnot hansom, have facial hair, and I can't sing.
( ') Terwonick's War on LOLing: he's slipping into the lava...
[20% Cooler] Konata: ugh
[20% Cooler] Konata: sonic will randomly stop detecting my controller
[20% Cooler] Konata: and then detect buttons incorrectly when i restart
( ') Terwonick's War on LOLing: oh, and FWI, I'm Nick Jonas
[20% Cooler] Konata: FWI?
( ') Terwonick's War on LOLing: lol, FYI
Fr0z3n's War on Arrows: Wait, so Aly's question was "if we could be a celeb of the opposite gender, who would it be?"
[20% Cooler] Konata: yes
Fr0z3n's War on Arrows: I'd be justin bieber.
[dolt] ammon / re.wind: konata picked a guy
[dolt] ammon / re.wind: LOOL
[20% Cooler] Konata: oh that's so funny frozen
( ') Terwonick's War on LOLing: frozen, go to 1:40 on my last link, it's deffinatly you
Fr0z3n's War on Arrows: waaaaat... comon... I was trying to make a joke.
]Muffin's War on Cupcakes: https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-uvc440izIN0/TvnvP2TjXnI/AAAAAAAABhI/Vg_GHb_y4U8/w298/gggg.gif
Fr0z3n's War on Arrows grumbles.
( ') Terwonick's War on LOLing: super is the fat black guy who raps at 2;35
Muffin's War on Cupcakes: super is always the black guy
Muffin's War on Cupcakes: He's not even black, is he?
Fr0z3n's War on Arrows: I don't know.
( ') Terwonick's War on LOLing: I don't think so
Fr0z3n's War on Arrows: I was just about to ask that.
Muffin's War on Cupcakes: I think it's just a thing
Muffin's War on Cupcakes: where he's always assigned that identity
Muffin's War on Cupcakes: Oh well, why not
Fr0z3n's War on Arrows: I'm "that idiot" right?

This whole thing is full of funnies.

 

[Fruity Snacks]

I hereby officially disavow myself of this new empire.

okay, wasn't my best idea.

 

[Vincent]

entered chat.
8:28 PM - Fr0z3n's War on Arrows:
8:28 PM - [20% Cooler] Konata:
8:28 PM - Tarry H. Sruman:
8:28 PM - Fappings War on Tissues: 8==D
8:29 PM - [20% Cooler] Konata: how crude
8:29 PM - : I never asked for this.

 

[re1wind]

[17:53] <re_wind___ammon> are you a swamp monster, hammerbot?
[17:53] <+Hammerbot> re_wind___ammon: , Are you a swamp monster, ?
[17:53] <TechTF> the first response made me laugh
[17:53] <re_wind___ammon> i'm asking you hammerbot.
[17:53] <+Hammerbot> re_wind___ammon: Asking me about fapping again, ?
[17:53] <re_wind___ammon> LOL
[17:53] <Fapping> I've tought him well/quote]

 

[Tekku]

TechTF • Hammerbot, do you like frozen?
+Hammerbot • TechTF: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, when skys are grey. You'll never know dear, how much i love you more than frozen.

 

[re1wind]

word. hammerbot is on a roll.

[18:02] <re_wind___ammon> hammerbot, is konata cute?
[18:02] <+Hammerbot> re_wind___ammon: Konata is a stupidface.
[18:02] <Fapping> LOL

edit

18:09] <re_wind___ammon> hammerbot, is aly the best pie girl?
[18:09] <+Hammerbot> re_wind___ammon: , Do you know prestige is a girl.
18:10 - [VGN-r] Asshat: lol
18:10 - [dolt] ammon / re.wind: i feel like i'm breaking hammerbot
18:10 - UnSTaBLe sPy: nice.

 

[Fruity Snacks]

TechTF • Hammerbot, do you like frozen?
+Hammerbot • TechTF: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, when skys are grey. You'll never know dear, how much i love you more than frozen.

d'awww Hammerbot remembered the song I taught him.

 

[LeSwordfish]

Of all the songs robots can sing, you taught him the one that wasn't "Daisy, Daisy"

 

[WastedMeerkat]

Of all the songs robots can sing, you taught him the one that wasn't "Daisy, Daisy"

We're that much further away from sentience.

EDIT:

7:10 PM - Jethro: Right, next year, I'm properly gonna start on working on this game idea I have. Would it be better for me to use Unreal or Unity? And no I'm not coding my own engine
7:11 PM - Aly: Unreal is cooler
7:11 PM - prestige: unreal sucks
7:11 PM - prestige: i know this from the 10 seconds i have had with it
7:11 PM - Jethro: also it's a third person game >_> if that helps
7:12 PM - Aly: Well, look at gears of war?
7:12 PM - Jethro: Third person with a loooot of platforming.
7:13 PM - prestige: sounds cool
7:13 PM - prestige: tell me the idea
7:13 PM - prestige: so i can steal it
7:13 PM - Jethro: ....No.
7:13 PM - prestige: yes
7:14 PM - Jethro: fine it's this game
7:15 PM - Jethro: and you jump around
7:15 PM - Jethro: and it's all post apocalyptic and stuff
7:15 PM - Jethro: and aliens have been and gone
7:15 PM - Jethro: there's more to it
7:15 PM - Jethro: but I am goin to be
7:15 PM - Jethro: d
7:15 PM - Jethro: d

 

[AngryAngus]

10:34 AM - [dolt] ammon / re.wind: well, you have hawt sex with everyother woman in the witcher...
10:35 AM - [dolt] ammon / re.wind imagines aly having hawt sex with triss....
10:35 AM - Matt: rewind stop that
10:35 AM - Matt: :[
10:35 AM - [dolt] ammon / re.wind: hmmmm this'll get quoted won't it?
10:35 AM - Bluehead AngryAngus: yep
10:35 AM - Aly: Geralt is pretty dreamy
10:35 AM - [20% Cooler] Konata: hehe
10:35 AM - [dolt] ammon / re.wind: should i be proud or embarassed?
10:35 AM - [dolt] ammon / re.wind: both?

.

 

[Terwonick]

8:56 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: Okrag the hammer-wielder
8:57 PM - Okrag: I'm fine with just being okrag
8:57 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: noes
8:57 PM - [20% Cooler] Konata: where do you edit your title fo rhte forum
8:57 PM - [20% Cooler] Konata: do you have to be vip :c
8:57 PM - Okrag: you have to be veep
8:57 PM - Okrag: or vet
8:57 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: that's why I just changed my steam name
8:57 PM - Littleedge: WOOOOO
8:57 PM - Littleedge: FUCKING FOUR PAGES BITCHES
8:57 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: cant actually change my title (yet)
8:57 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: ???
8:58 PM - Okrag: let's talk about littleedge's thing before terwonicks tries to give out more titles
8:58 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: Little, the Cliff
8:58 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: Konata, the Pyro
8:58 PM - [20% Cooler] Konata: ...
8:58 PM - [20% Cooler] Konata: Don't bring me into that
8:58 PM - [20% Cooler] Konata: also I hate fire
8:58 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: Angry, the Burger
8:58 PM - [20% Cooler] Konata: http://i.imgur.com/0l8UZ.jpg
Detective Moosε's ☎ phome is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
8:59 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: Beth, the one who Yields
8:59 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: Fappin's a court Jester already
8:59 PM - Court Jester, Fapping: Eeee
8:59 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: Moose, the Detective
8:59 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: Super the Sandvich
9:00 PM - Okrag: who is beth
9:00 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: BY
9:00 PM - nine: fireworks or gunshots going off? the mysteries of life
9:00 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: I just thought of a random first name
9:00 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: Nine, the man of many numbers
9:00 PM - Okrag: nine
9:00 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: Erich, the knee-slayer
9:00 PM - Okrag: leave while you still can
9:00 PM - ( ') Terwonick, King of TF2M: Slash they other pyro
You have been kicked from the chat by nine.

OMG WTF whd yo nubs kick me??????????

!!!



no, I love you guys, you know that!

 

[Fruity Snacks]

Looks like spam to me.

 

[owly-oop]

11:48 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: moose
11:48 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: MOS
11:48 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: EI JSUT HADXD
11:48 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: D
11:48 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: i just had the best idea ever
11:48 PM - Detective Moosε's ☎ phome:
11:48 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: thgis isnt fuckin possible i dont give a shit
11:48 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: so u know
11:48 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: the blu team is controllin the cart
11:48 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: CONTROLLIN IT YO
11:48 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: AND THEY HAVE TO GO UP
11:49 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: and the red team
11:49 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: they have to destroy the cart
11:49 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: but with blocks because THEY BE PLAYIN TETRIS
11:49 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: OH SHI
11:49 PM - Detective Moosε's ☎ phome: oh shit
11:49 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: I KNOW
11:49 PM - Detective Moosε's ☎ phome: oh shit
11:49 PM - Detective Moosε's ☎ phome: /oh shit/
11:49 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: dude you know what this calls for
11:49 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: exclamation points bro
11:49 PM - Dr. Super and Mr. Sandvich: !oh shit!
11:49 PM - Detective Moosε's ☎ phome: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Another]

entered chat.
8:28 PM - Fr0z3n's War on Arrows:
8:28 PM - [20% Cooler] Konata:
8:28 PM - Tarry H. Sruman:
8:28 PM - Fappings War on Tissues: 8==D
8:29 PM - [20% Cooler] Konata: how crude
8:29 PM - : I never asked for this.

That happens often when I enter a chat room. (That was my alt, I conveniently saved a screenshot of that too)

 

[WastedMeerkat]

[16:29] <WastedMeerkat> Hammerbot, WastedMeerkat is the best
[16:29] <+Hammerbot> WastedMeerkat: , Wastedmeerkat is the best girl ever.
[16:29] <WastedMeerkat> ahaha
[16:29] <WastedMeerkat> Hammerbot, I am not a girl
[16:29] <+Hammerbot> WastedMeerkat: , Who are you if i am not a girl.
[16:29] <WastedMeerkat> I am WastedMeerkat
[16:30] <WastedMeerkat> I am WastedMeerkat, Hammerbot
[16:30] <+Hammerbot> WastedMeerkat: , Wastedmeerkat is the best mapmaker in the game without lights, you can bring players’ attention to it, since it requires that the red team to build during setup time.
[16:30] <WastedMeerkat> Hammerbot, I appreciate the compliment, but the rest of that sentence made absolutely no sense
[16:30] <+Hammerbot> WastedMeerkat: , I appreciate the compliment, but the rest of the attacking team free to take the highground.
[16:30] <WastedMeerkat> Hammerbot, that sentence just straight up made no sense
[16:30] <+Hammerbot> WastedMeerkat: Yes it is.
[16:31] <WastedMeerkat> Hammerbot, right.
[16:31] <+Hammerbot> WastedMeerkat: Looking to the right converges with one of the hardest parts to get right.
[16:31] <WastedMeerkat> Hammerbot, I agree with you there.
[16:31] <+Hammerbot> WastedMeerkat: A 'smoother' experience. Progress is gradual, instead of white.
[16:31] <WastedMeerkat> Hammerbot, was that a metaphor for the Civil Rights Movement?
[16:31] <+Hammerbot> WastedMeerkat: Click browse to bring up the settings for the entities were one physical object. Each child-entity will follow its parent's movement.
[16:32] <WastedMeerkat> Hammerbot, WastedMeerkat is the best guy who ever lived
[16:32] <+Hammerbot> WastedMeerkat: , Wastedmeerkat is the best guy.
[16:32] <WastedMeerkat> yussss

Oh, the hoops you must jump through to teach him something.
EDIT:

[16:34] <WastedMeerkat> Hammerbot, who is the best guy?
[16:34] <+Hammerbot> WastedMeerkat: , Yes, aly is a guy.
[16:34] <WastedMeerkat> heh

 

[Vincent]

5:08 AM - Aly is now playing With Herself. Click here to join.
5:08 AM - ])oo]v[: clickclickclickclick
5:08 AM - TechTF: That sounded wrong
5:08 AM - Fr0z3n: Thatsthepoint.jpg
5:08 AM - Court Jester, Fapping: clickclickclickclick
5:08 AM - Court Jester, Fapping: GUYS KEEP CLICKING IT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

 

[LeSwordfish]

[18:44] <BY> hammerbot what is love?
[18:44] <+Hammerbot> BY: I hate you.
[18:44] <BY> hammerbot i love you too
[18:44] <+Hammerbot> BY: You hate me .

 

[Untouch]

[13:47] <+Hammerbot> Untouch: There is no pudding it was a hypothetical pudding.

Deep.

 

[Harribo]

02:39 - yyler ☂: I'm eating red velvet cake ice cream
02:39 - prestige: fuk u
02:40 - prestige: gimme som
02:40 - yyler ☂: im gay
02:40 - prestige: yyler do you want to make entities for george
02:40 - prestige: that are exactly like hella
02:40 - prestige: i pay u 1 hat
re.wind is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
02:41 - yyler ☂: I'm eating red
02:41 - yyler ☂: velvet cake
02:41 - yyler ☂: ice cream
02:41 - TMP: oh god
02:41 - TMP: I want to watch

Also:
02:43 - head warmin' void: the girl with the dragon tattoo was incredible
02:43 - prestige: did u fuk her