Why do you love steam convos?

[Another Bad Pun]

Saturday, September 10, 2011
4:23 PM - Seba: hi theConstantWarrior
4:23 PM - theConstantWarrior: hi
4:23 PM - theConstantWarrior: that was a little creepy
4:23 PM - Seba: good

I should probably take this as a warning and change my steam name.

 

[Verumae]

10:07 PM - yyler ☂: verumae dont be an idiot
Ahnold disconnected.
10:08 PM - yyler ☂: do it yourselg
10:08 PM - yyler ☂: f
10:08 PM - Seba: ta ta ta
10:08 PM - El Verumae: fuck you, I'll be an idiot all I want
10:08 PM - Seba: tata ta ta taaa
10:08 PM - yyler ☂: im blocking verumae i cant handle it anymore

I really hate to say it, buuuuut...

8)

 

[Fruity Snacks]

9:00 PM - Fr0z3n: MATT RUN NOW
9:00 PM - A Boojum Snark: The matt returns
9:00 PM - Mr. Wimples: Try uninstalling java completely and reinstalling
9:00 PM - Fr0z3n: RUN BEFORE THEY KILL YOU WITH MC RELATED BANTER
9:01 PM - Fr0z3n grabs matt and runs away to a safe house
9:01 PM - Mr. Wimples: I think I had a similar bug
Prestige entered chat.
9:01 PM - Matt: Hey booj, random question
9:01 PM - Matt: Is your hair soft?
9:01 PM - Mr. Wimples shoots out tounge and grabs Frozen's leg
9:01 PM - Fr0z3n: AH NO!
9:01 PM - Mr. Wimples: *smoker noise*
9:02 PM - Fr0z3n: MATT RUN TO THE SAFE HOUSE! I'LL PROTECT YOU!
9:02 PM - Fr0z3n: RUN!!!
9:02 PM - Fr0z3n loads his shotgun
9:02 PM - Mr. Wimples: YOU CAN'T YOU'RE INCAPPED
9:02 PM - Snacks uses all the health kits in the safe room

Snacks. Way to go. Way. to.. go.

 

[Yacan1]

why not to mess with the mafia.

Lev.65 Kanye Wes(t): oh god, looks like you got into the new update
Mobster Nick: wanna tussle punk
Lev.65 Kanye Wes(t): don't make me call my boi danny
Mobster Nick: my friend big bad edbotnik will rough you up
Lev.65 Kanye Wes(t): you know the update isn't live, right?
Mobster Nick: yes
Mobster Nick: hey
Mobster Nick: hey
Mobster Nick: EDDY
Your chat with Mobster Nick is now a multi-user chat.
Mobster Yester entered chat.
Mobster Nick: EY
Mobster Nick: EDDY
Lev.65 Kanye Wes(t): oh creip
Mobster Nick: THIS MAN THINKIN HE CAN PULL A FAST ONE BY US
Mobster Yester smacks baseball bat in hand
Lev.65 Kanye Wes(t): D:
Mobster Nick: EY GIVE EM THE OLD ONE TWO YA KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN
Mobster Yester: OH DO I EVER
Mobster Yester gets out tea try
Mobster Yester *tray
Lev.65 Kanye Wes(t): :|
Mobster Yester smacks eddy over the FUCKING head
Mobster Yester: EAT SHIT, MOTHER FUCKER
Mobster Nick: get outta here you mug
Mobster Yester was kicked by Mobster Nick.
Mobster Nick: yeah well if i catch you round these parts again ill beat the tar outta' yous
Mobster Nick: nyah see nyah
Lev.65 Kanye Wes(t): I'm just givin' youz free weapons!
Mobster Nick: ey
Mobster Nick: EY
Mobster Nick: IS THAT SOME KINDA JOKE
Mobster Nick: you gonna try and feed me to the scouts huh
Mobster Nick: well not today
Mobster Nick smoke bomb

 

[Fruity Snacks]

7:26 PM - ƒѕ™TMP: holy fucking shit
7:26 PM - ƒѕ™TMP: my balls are so swollen right now
7:27 PM - ƒѕ™TMP: oh fuck
7:27 PM - ƒѕ™TMP: wrong chat
7:27 PM - ƒѕ™TMP: >_>
7:27 PM - ƒѕ™TMP: <_<
ƒѕ™TMP left chat.

Toooo late.

 

[LeSwordfish]

BY [No Sound] entered chat.
TechTF: BY desligou\
BY [No Sound]: tech, you are obsessed with that
BY [No Sound] disconnected.

 

[Godslayer57]

20:27 - Godslayer57 llGHll facepalms
20:27 - Prestige: the official tf2 group's chatroom
20:27 - Prestige: is all trading
20:27 - Godslayer57 llGHll: I am surrounded by....
20:27 - ])oo]v[ | TF2maps.net: GENIUSES
20:27 - LeSwordfish desligou: fish
20:28 - Godslayer57 llGHll: fish is a plausible answer

 

[Prestige]

Prestige: what are 3 aspects of child psychology
weapon_penguin: beating them
weapon_penguin: hitting them
weapon_penguin: and ignoring them

 

[Fruity Snacks]

AyesDyef entered chat.
11:39 PM - AyesDyef: Nope, still tired.
AyesDyef left chat.

 

[Turbo Lover]

21:12 - BY [No Sound]: i fixed my internet
21:13 - BY [No Sound]: so hopefully no more by desligou
21:13 - Pinkamina: yay!
BY [No Sound] disconnected.

;_;

 

[tyler]

5:50 PM - Very Verumae: at my school, everybody loves me and I've never been called a fag because I'm an extremely likeable person
5:51 PM - weapon_penguin: but verumae you're homeschooled

 

[Godslayer57]

20:46 - Okrag: I don't know why I launched tf12

 

[Fruity Snacks]

11:47 PM - slunchy: there should be a burger joint where you can order a "heisenburger", and you'll get a burger with random stuff on it

 

[tyler]

7:16 PM - grazr: Making out with a chick whilst holding onto a shit is not that... comfortable
7:16 PM - yyler ☂: sounds hot to me
7:16 PM - yyler ☂: she starts feeling you up
7:16 PM - yyler ☂: you start letting it out
7:17 PM - grazr: Yes
7:17 PM - grazr: I should have done that
7:17 PM - grazr: Chick's dig guys who shit themselves in public
7:17 PM - grazr: Anyway
7:17 PM - grazr: I got home, and the shit wasn't even that enjoyable

7:22 PM - grazr: To be honest i made many mistakes

 

[Penguin]

5:50 PM - Very Verumae: at my school, everybody loves me and I've never been called a fag because I'm an extremely likeable person
5:51 PM - weapon_penguin: but verumae you're homeschooled

Possibly the greatest zinger of my career.

 

[TheKieranator]

yyler ☂: http://i.imgur.com/s0txc.png
yyler ☂: this is languid's fever dream for C on Hella
Tarry H. Sruman 2012: maybe if we could pull him away from his horse porn you could show him
TheKieranator: I like it, yyler
Tarry H. Sruman 2012: I agree
TheKieranator: 'Horse porn'?
shad - prestige: it is the best
Tarry H. Sruman 2012: ^

hmy:

 

[Ravidge]

My new IRC bot. It knows everything about optimization. if you want to poke your head in and ask a question: http://webchat.quakenet.org/?channels=tf2maps

[10:30:01] **** Ravidge changes topic to: (TF2Maps.net | No fun allowed. Start your message with "Hammerbot" to interact with the bot)
[10:30:32] :::::: TheKieranator has joined #tf2maps
[10:30:58] <TheKieranator> Hammerbot Hello
[10:31:11] <TheKieranator> ???
[10:31:12] +<Hammerbot> TheKieranator: Because larger lightmaps mean less quality, only lower them on faces that are equally lit and have no border.
[10:31:31] @<Ravidge> He is a bit slow
[10:31:57] @<Ravidge> Also, his vocabulary doesn't include greeting phrases
[10:31:58] @<Ravidge> so
[10:32:13] <TheKieranator> Hammerbot Should I use a sphere to carve terrain in a brush?
[10:32:23] +<Hammerbot> TheKieranator: The essence of hinting is to use the func_brush.
[10:32:30] @<Ravidge> haha
[10:32:45] <TheKieranator> I'll take that as a NO!


[10:56:40] @<Ravidge> Hammerbot Should I func_detail my stairs?
[10:57:00] +<Hammerbot> Ravidge: My recommendation is to open up paint (or any other brush-based entity, simply select a number of visleaves, and then the pebbles will use the func_detail.


[16:08:08] @<Ravidge> Hammerbot where do I place areaportals?
[16:08:09] <Hammerbot> Ravidge: Areaportals divide the map (you can't have areaportals cross other areaportals, this area doesn't exist.

A true genius.

 

[LeSwordfish]

[16:28] <@Ravidge> Hammerbot where should I put my areaportals?
[16:28] <@Hammerbot> Ravidge: You are the moments that you and i have one thing: areaportals.

I think it's hitting on him.

 

[TheKieranator]

Nemesis is Cybermancer entered chat.
Nemesis is Cybermancer: http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1317096842999.jpg
yyler ☂: Who the fuck enters a room by linking a 4chan
Rexy: lmao
Rexy: YES
Rexy: apparently, nemesis
Nemesis is Cybermancer: it's on 4chan...
Nemesis is Cybermancer: I forgot about that
slunchy: then when someone makes a stink about it
Nemesis is Cybermancer: it's sfw
yyler ☂: who is this guy
yyler ☂: do you map
yyler ☂: do you have a question
yyler ☂: did you just think we'd enjoy that
yyler ☂: do you have a family
yyler ☂: do they know you read 4chan
yyler ☂: would your parents be disappointed
yyler ☂: would your friends be disappointed
yyler ☂: do you do well in school
yyler ☂: do you have a good job?
yyler ☂: are you happy?
Nemesis is Cybermancer: I dabbled with mapping for 5 minutes once
yyler ☂: are you productive?
yyler ☂: do you stay in shape?
yyler ☂: do you eat well?
yyler ☂: are you a drug addict
yyler ☂: do you just like to smoke guanj once in a while
yyler ☂: do you enjoy a cold beer
yyler ☂: do you like meth
yyler ☂: do you want to try opiates
yyler ☂: do you have a cocaine problem
yyler ☂: do you have track marks
yyler ☂: do you inject heroin between your toes so no one can see
yyler ☂: do you snort adderal
slunchy: do you smack a bitch when she gives you a big hicky?
yyler ☂: do you have a girlfriend
yyler ☂: do you have a boyfriend
slunchy: do you pass on the ass if she don't got a jimmy?
yyler ☂: do you enjoy sex
yyler ☂: do you want to have sex with other people
yyler ☂: do you want to try new things but are afraid to ask
yyler ☂: do you like roller coasters
yyler ☂: do you like popcorn
yyler ☂: do you go to the movies often
slunchy: could i hide at your house if the cops was trying to get me?
yyler ☂: do you get the front seats or the back?
yyler ☂: do you drive?
yyler ☂: do you bike?
yyler ☂: do you rollerblade
yyler ☂: have you rollerbladed?
yyler ☂: can you skateboard?
yyler ☂: can you snakeboard?
yyler ☂: snakeboarding is not a crime
yyler ☂: do you have problems in the bathroom
yyler ☂: do you know how to cook
yyler ☂: what is your favorite food
yyler ☂: what is your favorite drink
yyler ☂: what is your favorite color

 

[Yacan1]

85KanyePhelps -231 days: let's play a game called "learn from the only mistake in barnblitz"
85KanyePhelps -231 days: so, how can I make a blu foward spawn more interesting?
( ') Terwonick (on nogame comp): add the nearly naked calander lady
( ') Terwonick (on nogame comp): all over
85KanyePhelps -231 days: ok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWagvWbIIn4 special guest by yyler.