Why do you love steam convos?

[Freyja]

Muffin: Happy 1337 o'clock, by the way
Jonah: that was an hour ago
Muffin: No Jonah, you're just 1437 to the party

 

[Seba]

16:21 - Littleedge: Now, goign to prom with a girl that isn't my girlfriend and my girlfriend finding out is pretty rough for some reason.

 

[Prestige]

Seba: Why should they [pyros] not be able to counter ubers

 

[Jeremy]

Installin' Games.: eh Raffi, may I buy some Paints?
Sir Raffi: heh i should start a paint shop
Sir Raffi: okay
Sir Raffi: preferrably in exchange for metals
Installin' Games.: I shall give you a hat for your Pink as Hell
Installin' Games.:
Sir Raffi: really?
Installin' Games.: Infact
Installin' Games.: for the Pink and a Team spirit
Installin' Games.:
Installin' Games.: You like teh Dealer's Visor?
Sir Raffi: lmao if its not vintange i not buy!!11111
Sir Raffi: wait wut
Sir Raffi: the dealer's visor
Sir Raffi: i have that lol
Installin' Games.: Heavy's hat for preordering Pokernihgt
Sir Raffi: yup
Installin' Games.: Oh damn
Installin' Games.: Eh, Dealor's visor + Amputator for hte Pink as Hell
Sir Raffi: basically an amputator for it then
Sir Raffi: wellll
Installin' Games.: I can throw in a crappy old Ellis' cap, cos that's really just a reclaimed
Sir Raffi: i have an ellis cap lol.
Installin' Games.: and a Jarate, if you like throwing piss that is xD
Sir Raffi: i already have jarate
Sir Raffi: i also have an amputator

 

[Seba]

12:05 - Simulation Meat: But thank God for Max and Source sharing the same unti scale
12:05 - Simulation Meat: unit*
12:05 - >f7> Mr. Happy: all programs do
12:05 - Simulation Meat: nope
12:05 - Simulation Meat: blender to source is a weird ratio
12:06 - >f7> Mr. Happy: ya but blender isnt a modeling program, its a joke

 

[tyler]

10:28 PM - Prestige: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1828927 i hate you so much spuf
10:29 PM - Prestige: read the responses
10:29 PM - Prestige: bear pun after bear pun
10:29 PM - yyler <3: you just have to grin and bear it, prestige
10:29 PM - Prestige: gsalj
Prestige left chat.

 

[Jeremy]

19:43 - CSn|Ninja Otter With A Taco: is your map completed?
19:43 - Sir Raffi: it's in alpha
19:43 - CSn|Ninja Otter With A Taco: alpha?
19:43 - Sir Raffi: yes
19:44 - CSn|Ninja Otter With A Taco: so your map is completed?
19:44 - Sir Raffi: ...
19:47 - CSn|Ninja Otter With A Taco: oh its in alpha i thought you said its an alpha
19:47 - Sir Raffi: ...

 

[Seba]

22:55 - Simulation Meat: http://i.imgur.com/LJpQK.jpg lolhottopic [Maybe NSFW]
23:00 - Rexy: dear hottopic employees, it's a clothing malfunction when half of your ass is no longer in the pair of pants
23:01 - Simulation Meat: that's more like 95% of the ass
23:01 - Rexy: wow you must only have half of the ass other people do
23:01 - Simulation Meat: I probably do
23:02 - Simulation Meat: No wonder I do everything
23:02 - Simulation Meat: HALF-ASSEDLY

 

[Freyja]

Jethro - Six days left! entered chat.
Jethro - Six days left!: Look at my namne
Jethro - Six days left!: now back to steam
Jethro - Six days left!: now back to my name
Jethro - Six days left!: now back to steam
Jethro - Six days left!: sadly, portal 2 isn't out yet
Jethro - Six days left!: But you can speed the process, by pre-loading Portal 2.
Jethro - Six days left!: Look down, back up, where are you
Jethro - Six days left!: you're in the Enrichment Center. What's in your hand, back to me
Jethro - Six days left!: I have it, it's a portal gun. Look again, the gun is now a robot.
Jethro - Six days left!: Anything is possible when you use Aperture Science
Jethro - Six days left!: Cave Johnson, we're done here.
Jethro - Six days left! left chat.

 

[StickZer0]

13:09 - Tricky Dev Measure [OverCore]: Tell me what do you think of this music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvvq2PsgyHA&feature=related
supersandvich entered chat.
13:15 - Tricky Dev Measure [OverCore]: creepy isn't it?
13:16 - E² StickZer0: don't talk about super like that
13:16 - E² StickZer0: he's very sensitive about his gross squished leg
13:16 - supersandvich: i call him "cutie"
13:16 - grazr: I call him handy
13:16 - grazr: Because you can fold him up
13:16 - grazr: and it's a nice pillow
13:17 - Tricky Dev Measure [OverCore]: I call him Perky
13:17 - E² StickZer0: I guess there's NO ARM in doing that, eh?
13:17 - E² StickZer0: hah
13:17 - E² StickZer0: i'm so hila-
13:17 - E² StickZer0: oh
13:17 - E² StickZer0: wrong bodypart
13:17 - Wall Staples: You don't have a leg to stand on
13:18 - E² StickZer0: baZING

 

[LeSwordfish]

drp [Wojtek] [DG]: HEY EVERYONE ALY IS TIPSY GATHER ROUND
Frazer entered chat.
Frazer: WHAT
Frazer: ALY IS TIPSY?

 

[StickZer0]

11:36 - Aly: It takes <2 stacks of wood to climb down to bedrock
11:36 - Aly: WOOD
11:36 - Aly: Not logs
11:36 - Aly: WOOD
11:36 - Rexy: aly
11:36 - Rexy: say wood again
11:36 - Aly: No
11:36 - Rexy: come one
11:36 - Eyce: Rexy can't get wood
11:36 - Rexy: on*
11:37 - Aly: Wood
11:37 - Rexy: ok...say it again, this time, slower, and more--sexfully
11:37 - Potatoedge: Fapfapfapfapfapfap
11:37 - yyler <3: w~o~o~d
11:37 - Rexy: SHUT UP LITTLE I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE

 

[Godslayer57]

3:37 - Wall Staples: That is alot of fries
23:37 - Wall Staples: 1 potato makes ~100 fires
23:37 - on the ballot:Slunchy Corleone: but then again so was the Holocaust?
23:37 - Godslayer57 llGHll: alot of fries with Wall staples
23:37 - Wall Staples: fries*
23:37 - on the ballot:Slunchy Corleone: , no potatoes make fires
23:37 - Godslayer57 llGHll: fires D:
23:37 - Fr0z3n: Fiiiireeee Fiiiireeeeee
23:37 - Fr0z3n: -oof-

 

[Vincent]

Rexy - Detail Mode: yes
Rexy - Detail Mode: you win this cookie
Rexy - Detail Mode hands Dr. Fapping A Boojum Snark
Rexy - Detail Mode: OH SHIT WAIT
Rexy - Detail Mode: that's not a cookie, that's a person!!
Dr. Fapping noms down on Booj by accident
Rexy - Detail Mode: STOP!!!!
Dr. Fapping: OH GOD DID I KILL HIM
Rexy - Detail Mode: OH GOOOOD
Dr. Fapping: OH NOOOO
Rexy - Detail Mode: WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO
Dr. Fapping continues to nom down on Booj

 

[Fruity Snacks]

9:41 AM - Wilson: http://forums.tf2maps.net/showpost.php?p=226441&postcount=212
9:41 AM - Wilson: D:
9:41 AM - Wilson: What is Icarus doing
9:41 AM - Fr0z3n: self portrait
9:41 AM - Wilson: that does not look icarus i have seen
9:41 AM - Fr0z3n: Don't you know? Icarus is a professional tarantula rider.

apparently the above quote is 1 character too short for a full message. Now its not.

 

[grazr]

No, you simply can't just quote someone. You need to have text outside of the quote.

 

[Prestige]

AxiomaticFrood: who hear has minor brain damage

 

[LeSwordfish]

 

[StickZer0]

14:23 - supersandvich cannot be ignited for he is a lemon


14:25 - Wilson [True Finn]: You can't extinguish me, i am already on fire!

 

[Vincent]

Why not just quote the whole thing..

E² StickZer0 sets fire to chat
supersandvich cannot be ignited for he is a lemon
E² StickZer0: D:!
CurrentlyFapping Ω: Jokes on you I'm behind 7 lemons
Wilson [True Finn] cannot be ignited for he is a volleyball