Why do you love steam convos?

[Void]

Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
Matt: Oh
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.

ok

 

[Seba]

19:48 - Aly: I'm going to tell my boyfriend I'm pregnant
19:48 - Matt: Aly: You're not single?
19:48 - Aly: No, I am
19:48 - Aly: But that's part of the joke

 

[Fruity Snacks]

1:34 PM - void: wahdbhabfhagdgadhgafm
1:34 PM - void: right?
1:34 PM - void: yeah
1:34 PM - MostlyHarmless: umwhat?
1:35 PM - void: shut up
1:35 PM - void: gawd
1:35 PM - Tech: wahdbhabfhagdgadhgafm
1:35 PM - void: yeah man
1:35 PM - void: its like you
1:35 PM - void: you KNOW
1:35 PM - void: man
1:35 PM - void: bro
Languid disconnected.
1:35 PM - MostlyHarmless: if I put that in a coupon box, do I get free shipping?
1:35 PM - void: GOD WEARING THIS LEATHER JACKET ALL DAY IS HELL
1:36 PM - E² StickZer0 takes it
1:36 PM - Tech: You'll get a surprise buttsex
1:37 PM - E² StickZer0: i'll take that too
Littleedge entered chat.
1:37 PM - void: YOU'LL TAKE THAT IN THE BUTT IS WHAT YOU'LL DO
1:37 PM - E² StickZer0: ok
1:37 PM - void: alright
1:38 PM - Littleedge: I'm assuming I missed the beginning of that conversation
Snacks entered chat.
1:38 PM - void: no
1:38 PM - void: not really
1:38 PM - void: it started with you
1:38 PM - void: you did this
1:38 PM - void: it was you
1:38 PM - void: you created mega64
1:38 PM - void: it was youuuuu
1:38 PM - MostlyHarmless: void
1:38 PM - Sebapricorn: Void
1:38 PM - MostlyHarmless: are you on something?
1:38 PM - Sebapricorn: shut the fuck up
1:38 PM - MostlyHarmless: that too
1:38 PM - void: i'm on pop culture references
1:38 PM - void: bro
1:39 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: He must've gotten another bagel.
1:39 PM - void: you see, i avoided the "i am on a drug. its called charlie sheen." joke
1:40 PM - void: also i havent had a bagel in a while
1:40 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: Then he's on the thought of that girl.
1:40 PM - void: i could use one though
1:40 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: Dogbread love.
1:40 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: (see what I did there?)
1:40 PM - MostlyHarmless: no, i didn't
1:41 PM - MostlyHarmless: do it again
1:41 PM - void: i saw my fist going into your skull
1:41 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: Puppy love + Bagel (which islike bread) you get dogbread love.
1:41 PM - void: did i miss anything else
1:41 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: My skull.
1:41 PM - E² StickZer0: the point
1:41 PM - Sebapricorn: my dick
1:41 PM - Sebapricorn: ohwait

Can't tell if I should be proud to finally be included (although indirectly) to this thread or not.

 

[Lord Ned]

11:21 AM - TF2maps.net Pot o'go [Team Volt: blob you ain't nobodies bitch. So Poke in f_d and you should be happy after poking.

1char.

 

[ricardojvc6]

1char.

Blob: I don't think f_d likes me Ric - I mentioned trading. Oh the horror.
func_door™: you should make a comic where I am the king of all doors
TF2maps.net Pot o'go [Team Volt: well blob
func_door™: what I didn't say I didn't like you
func_door™: don't take things personally
TF2maps.net Pot o'go [Team Volt: he said to ignore you
TF2maps.net Pot o'go [Team Volt: so i said you ain't his bitch
[WDZ] Exotic Ronin: lol
Blob: I might be :3
TF2maps.net Pot o'go [Team Volt: why so?
Blob: lol
Matt: I need to stop thanking people
Matt: So I can be thanked more than I've thanked
TF2maps.net Pot o'go [Team Volt: Why the fuck you be bitched by a guy that wants to bitch you so hard... i don't get it.. >_>
func_door™: but the thanks button is so fun to press
Matt: I know right
func_door™: I +thank when I agree with somebody
func_door™: or when they say something funny
func_door™: or sometimes when I don't agree

 

[Tekku]

9:49 PM - TF2maps.net Pot o'go [Team Volt: i LIKE WOMENS WITH BIG BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

 

[ricardojvc6]

Not funny... Technician, Techio.

 

[Prestige]

Prestige: http://i.imgur.com/XOsR3.png i found this comical
Prestige: hey i made a pun
Michael of North: lol
Seba: p&
Seba: http://i.imgur.com/gAFUM.gif grats presto
Seba left chat.

 

[The Political Gamer]

6:06 PM - [Team Voltage] Ric Roll xD: I LIKE PENIS CUPCAKE
6:06 PM - [Team Voltage] Ric Roll xD: WITH 2 GIRLS and 1 CUP vERSION ON IT XD

 

[Steff0o]

16:17 - Muffin: ...
16:18 - Muffin: My camera is stuck in the cable that connects my hdd to my computer
16:18 - Steff0o: lol
Muffin disconnected.
16:19 - VelvetFistIronGlove.ps|tf2maps: I think he tried too hard to disconnect it

 

[Fruity Snacks]

11:59 AM - E² StickZer0 punches Swordfish
11:59 AM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net punches stic
11:59 AM - Tech punches Frozen
11:59 AM - LeSwordfish hits chat with chair
11:59 AM - E² StickZer0 spasms
11:59 AM - Tech survives
12:00 PM - VelvetFistIronGlove.ps|tf2maps: Edge, you there?
12:00 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net dodges and pile drives sword
12:01 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net with a swordfish.
12:01 PM - LeSwordfish breaks bottle, advances.
12:02 PM - Tech kung-fu kicks the bottle
12:02 PM - E² StickZer0: wait
12:02 PM - Littleedge: I am
12:02 PM - Littleedge: Hi
12:02 PM - E² StickZer0: Sword may be onto something
12:02 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net grips his trusty swordfish and lungs at sword
12:02 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: lunges*
12:02 PM - E² StickZer0: We all understand the phrase "Make awkward sexual advances, not war" right?
12:02 PM - LeSwordfish parrys with chair leg
12:03 PM - LeSwordfish means that in an inuendous manner
12:03 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net reals back but force jumps forward grabbing another sword in his other hand
12:03 PM - Littleedge yells over the rukus
12:03 PM - Littleedge: YES VELVETFIST?
12:03 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net stabs LE in the through to shut him up
12:04 PM - Littleedge: Nooooo
12:04 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: /the throat*
12:04 PM - Littleedge: My through!
12:04 PM - Littleedge: I LOVED THAT THING THING SO MUCH
12:04 PM - LeSwordfish: maybe you should have stabbed him in the lunges
12:04 PM - E² StickZer0: haha
12:04 PM - Littleedge: No!
12:04 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: well
12:04 PM - Littleedge: Not my lunges
12:04 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: I guess this is a good time to say that I can't spell for my own life... or someone elses....

illustrated version:

 

[Jeremy]

17:49 - RoboPenguin: oh, and look at this guy
17:49 - RoboPenguin: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:547Whimsicott.png
17:49 - RoboPenguin: one of my favourite gen5 pokemon :3
17:49 - RoboPenguin: I named mine
17:49 - RoboPenguin: ...
17:49 - Sir Raffi: OH MY GOD IT HAS RABIES
17:49 - RoboPenguin: "Princepuff"
17:50 - RoboPenguin: LOLWAT
17:50 - Sir Raffi: IT'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
17:50 - Sir Raffi: or is that a beard
17:50 - RoboPenguin: AHAHAHHAA
17:50 - RoboPenguin: I AM ACTUALLY LOLing

 

[The Political Gamer]

7:51 PM - Aly: I'll teade you my virginity for a unusual tyrolean

 

[Seba]

drp [Wojtek] [DG] entered chat.
23:24 - drp [Wojtek] [DG]: i need to pee brb
drp [Wojtek] [DG] left chat.

 

[littleedge]

12:14 AM - Nova.html: LE!
12:14 AM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: I usually give up after 1.5 hrs on vis
12:15 AM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: its RIIGHT before 10
12:15 AM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: so i'm going to let it go a little long.
King of Diamonds disconnected.
[»LLF«] Dr. ::Egan:: is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
12:18 AM - Littleedge: Nova!
12:18 AM - Littleedge: <3
12:18 AM - Littleedge: I don't even remember the comment anymore
12:18 AM - Littleedge: And it was five minutes ago
12:18 AM - Littleedge: Is that bad?
12:18 AM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: Hey egan
12:19 AM - Nova.html: Hehe
12:19 AM - Nova.html: I'm pissed and you made my day honestly
MostlyHarmless left chat.
12:19 AM - Nova.html: Shit i can't believe i'm saying this
12:19 AM - Nova.html: Thank you Edge for being a dick
12:20 AM - potato_erich: lol
12:20 AM - potato_erich: someone found this http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk215/GamerxFlyguy/d1_eli_010001.jpg
12:20 AM - Nova.html: Worst part about mapping......closing the whole map up
12:20 AM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: rotato. lol
12:20 AM - supersandvich: oh my goooooooddddd
12:21 AM - potato_erich: potato physics are serious
Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
12:21 AM - supersandvich: the conclusion will be that
12:21 AM - supersandvich: the universe is a potato
12:22 AM - supersandvich: you could call it the potatoverse
12:22 AM - potato_erich: when the potato is cooked the big bang happened
12:23 AM - Littleedge: Woah woah woah
12:23 AM - potato_erich: and there's a book in eli's lab called the extreme aggrotato
12:23 AM - Littleedge: I made your day with my "Magic and Wizardry with the occasional rape" comment?
12:23 AM - Nova.html: Yes
12:23 AM - Nova.html: You really did

Success.

 

[Vincent]

CurrentlyFapping|6 days: High fives all around
CurrentlyFapping|6 days: \o
Muffin: not with those filthy hands, mister
CurrentlyFapping|6 days: Fair enough

 

[A Boojum Snark]

2323 - Rexy Pilgrim vs. Lengthy Render: maybe if the displacement tool wasn't like trying to teach a fetus to ride a 1-wheeled bicycle in a hailstorm

 

[Seba]

21:34 - void: did 14 miles on one of those stationary bike things in gym
21:34 - yyler <3: 14 miles and you went nowhere

 

[Seba]

22:14 - void: so any updates for the pack?
22:15 - Rexy: ...
22:15 - Rexy: the hooker
22:15 - Rexy: her test results
22:15 - void: besides the goddamn hooker
22:15 - Rexy: HER NAME IS TIFFANY YOU MONSTER
22:15 - Rexy: she's a human being
22:16 - Rexy: honestly void I've been too busy
22:17 - void: besides tiffany then
22:17 - Rexy: the other one was named charlotte
22:17 - Rexy: I didn't like her as much
22:17 - Rexy: she wouldn't kiss me on the mouth
22:17 - Rexy: which as a friend explained to me is a bad idea with hookers
22:18 - Rexy: Rexy: honestly void I've been too busy

 

[Prestige]

Matt (1): lol
Matt (1): Nineaxis got into a car accident
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Matt (1): People are idots though