Why do you love steam convos?

[Vincent]

CurrentlyFapping: Me n Konata are trading porn, I see a friendship forming
K♥nata: o//o
K♥nata: DON'T TELL THEM THAT
K♥nata: T_T
Detective Moosε:
Dark(JIF): > friend ship over
Dark(JIF): lol
K♥nata: so embarrassed

 

[LeSwordfish]

CurrentlyFapping: ending was lame

that name is just begging to be taken out of context

 

[Ida]

10:05 - TMP: HELP
10:05 - TMP: THE CHAT IS SO DEAD
10:05 - TMP: SOMEONE
10:05 - TMP: GET THE ELECTROPADDLES
10:05 - Ghoughpteighbteau: no
10:05 - TMP: BREEEEEEEEEATHE
10:06 - TMP performs CPR on the chat
Dark(JIF) entered chat.
10:06 - Dark(JIF): hi guys

 

[Seba]

19:01 - Howling Techie: http://members.casema.nl/gertvandijk/water/suck3.gif
19:01 - A Boojum Snark: techie
Hooded Justice entered chat.
19:01 - A Boojum Snark: is that a hi tech sex toy
Hooded Justice left chat.

 

[LeSwordfish]

Howling Techie: dont forget that Valve said they are releasing something before the P2 release that is set between P1 and P2
Wilson: lol Portal 1.5: {begins with N, rhymes with bigger}, BETTER AND STRONGER
Wilson: fuck, i did just not do that typo
Wilson: No
Howling Techie: :O
Wilson: NO
LeSwordfish: oh lord
Wilson: NO!
Wilson: This why i need coffee

 

[Seba]

11:22 - void: what are all of you doing in my chat
11:22 - void: get out
11:22 - Behind You!!!: NO U
11:22 - Sir Raffi: noe]
11:22 - LeSwordfish: get off his lawn
11:23 - Languid: voidbutt
11:23 - Behind You!!!: buttvoid
11:23 - Sebadvection: buttoid
11:23 - Sir Raffi: vuttboid
11:23 - Behind You!!!: vuttoid
11:23 - Sir Raffi: voidoid
11:23 - Behind You!!!: boidott
11:23 - void: ttubvoid
11:23 - Sir Raffi: diovttub
11:23 - Behind You!!!: doivbutt

 

[The Political Gamer]

Saturday Mar 19
08:14 p.m. - Littleedge: You
08:16 p.m. - tpg | GRU Heavy is best Heavy!: rrarr
08:17 p.m. - Littleedge: You're going to Valve?
08:17 p.m. - tpg | GRU Heavy is best Heavy!: yes
08:17 p.m. - Littleedge: Why
08:17 p.m. - Littleedge: Why\
08:18 p.m. - Littleedge: Porque
08:19 p.m. - tpg | GRU Heavy is best Heavy!: cuz
08:20 p.m. - Littleedge: Srsly why
08:20 p.m. - Littleedge: I have more to this conversation depending on your answer
08:20 p.m. - tpg | GRU Heavy is best Heavy!: well i need to go to dinner
08:20 p.m. - tpg | GRU Heavy is best Heavy!: SO LATER
08:20 p.m. - Littleedge: NO
08:20 p.m. - Littleedge: NO YOU ANSWER ME
08:21 p.m. - tpg | GRU Heavy is best Heavy! runs
08:21 p.m. - Littleedge: NO
08:21 p.m. - Littleedge: YOU GET BACK HERE
08:28 p.m. - Littleedge: I have been informed.
08:28 p.m. - Littleedge: And I have a request to ask of you
08:28 p.m. - Littleedge: When you get back
08:39 p.m. - Littleedge: Boy you're slow at eating dinner
08:44 p.m. - Littleedge: Having breakfast, too?
08:59 p.m. - Littleedge: ...
Littleedge is now Offline.
Littleedge is now Online.
09:20 p.m. - Littleedge: Alright seriously.
09:20 p.m. - Littleedge: An hour.
09:20 p.m. - Littleedge: I need to sleep, you know.
09:29 p.m. - Littleedge: Well screw you and your eating not hurriedly
09:30 p.m. - Littleedge: When you go to Valve tomorrow (it is 12.5 here) could you possibly attempt to find out which one of the employees is Dave Riller, and tell him I said hi. >.>
09:31 p.m. - Littleedge: <.<
Littleedge is now Offline.

 

[Void]

I don't want to love Steam convos right now.

 

[LeSwordfish]

TMP: Anyways So I'm walking today
TMP: just did my programming homework
TMP: feel like a boss
TMP: anyways
Behind You!!!: and they called it, puppy looOOooOOoove
TMP: Anyways
TMP: So I get done
TMP: and I'm going
TMP: like somehwere
TMP: thinking I'm going to get lunch
TMP: and my knee fucking acts up
func_door™: this story is taking too long
TMP: so I pretty much go over to one of those bollards
TMP: or whatever
E² StickZer0: did you choose a sear?
TMP: that hold up chains
E² StickZer0: *t#
TMP: and rest on it
TMP: well
TMP: I rest my weight on it
TMP: and I look behind me
E² StickZer0: but you're so fat it breaks>
TMP: and wtf she's right behind me and I'm like wtf
TMP: And then we both smile and I know we both want to say something
TMP: but we can't
E² StickZer0: you jizz in your pants?
TMP: no
E² StickZer0: wainut
Behind You!!!: and i JIZZ im my pants!
TMP: Why the hell am I talking to an online chat about this
func_door™: so did you fuck or what

 

[Void]

Private chat with Super, while he's playing some map on the US server. Probably Petrol. I'm not in-game, I'm in the SDK.

void: teach him how to play pyro good
void climbs down from windo
void: nice telefrag
void: one person would be op
void: PUN
void: have you been watching the late night movies
void: no, you get over here
void: said snacks
supersandvich: wat
void: say something in tf2
void: i didnt understand that
void: repeat
void: you wanted to extend this its your guys' fault
void: no me gusta
void sneaks into room
void: spy behind you, nobody
supersandvich: HOW
void: dont look out the window
void: NO
void: YOU BROKE THE COMMUNICATIONS
supersandvich: i left
void: HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAD TO DO
supersandvich: i am the diction
void: I must find a way to hear you again
supersandvich: how did you do that
void slides under desk
void slithers behind you
void: RIGHT BEHIND YOU
void pulls back for a stab
supersandvich: ohnooo
void misses
void: YOUUUUUUUU
void slithers out of window

Continued in the TF2M Group Chat

void: Oh hey guys
void: totally wasnt just in super's house
void: Nope
void: Not at all
Detective Moosε: wat
supersandvich: void is living in my haus because he got kicked out of his
void: Nice vase your mother has, Super. Too bad its broken. At least it'll be blamed on your sister.
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: cool starry bra
Detective Moosε: what
Detective Moosε: huh
Detective Moosε: void what time is it
supersandvich: yea he got caught with his crack cocaine
void: Your front door squeaks too much
Detective Moosε: lol
void: Fix it
supersandvich: void you do not cure a crackcocaine addiction by only taking cocaine
void: It's 10:34 down here in Texas, Moose
void: 10:35 now
Detective Moosε: super your window is too hard to open
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: (the same time it is in minnesota)
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: fyi
LAGS Absurdist of the Mobius: 8:35 here is SF
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: 11:36 here in THE D
void: Moose I'll be over at your place tomorrow. Super's house smells too much like fish. Probably because Super gets all the pussy.
supersandvich: why would i do such a thing
Detective Moosε: okay
void: Oh, then it was your sister?
void: Woops
supersandvich: oh you were talking about my cats
supersandvich: yes they smell like fish
void: Oh
supersandvich: my cats dont like you
void: They sure do like you, though
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: your sister smells like cats?
supersandvich: they are thinking about various ways to murder you in extreme detail while they stare at you
Detective Moosε: super is calling his cats
void: Well, off to see your mother!
Detective Moosε: he will attack you
supersandvich: i am the cat master
supersandvich: behold my army of cats
Detective Moosε: with his army of kitties
Detective Moosε: yes
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: when does void come visit me?
Detective Moosε: mew
void: I'll visit you on wednesday, Graham
Detective Moosε: http://forums.tf2maps.net/showthread.php?t=16689 jonah and grazr made this thread worthwhile
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: i have an exam wednesday
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: make it thursday?
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: we can get drunk
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: i dont have class on fridays
supersandvich: moose i posted a creative
supersandvich: *an creative
Detective Moosε: rofl
Icarus entered chat.
void: Sure think, Mr. Mackie
void: When am I visiting you, Mr. Wong?
void: Mr. Wong?
Icarus: what
void: When shall I arrive?
Icarus left chat.
void: I can't do Tuesday or Thursday
void: Oh, sad day
Detective Moosε: rofl
Detective Moosε: you freaked icky out
void: I'll freak you inside out
void: Tomorrow though
Detective Moosε: okay what
Eyce needs a new mouse- halp is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
void: I'm going to sleep on Super's roof tonight
Detective Moosε: watch out it is made of straw
supersandvich: i do not have a roof
supersandvich: for i am the moon
Detective Moosε: but
Detective Moosε: I am the sun
void: Oh dear, I must be at the neighbor's house
supersandvich: i am the moon
Aly: I didn't even understand goldengirls post
supersandvich: we will unite forces
Detective Moosε: :u
void walks back to Super's house
supersandvich: and crash into the earth
supersandvich: woosh
void rings door
void: open the door
void: get on the floor
void: everybody walk the dinosaur

 

[Harribo]

01:51 - void: i prefer the term faguette

01:56 - void: i couldve done it aly
01:56 - Aly: Technically you're not allowed
01:56 - A Boojum Snark: void doesn't listen to the man
01:56 - void: i dont get in trouble for it
01:56 - A Boojum Snark: he stands up to the law errday
01:56 - Aly: Well thank you anyway
01:56 - void: fuck da police
01:56 - Aly: But it's being uploaded regardless
01:56 - void: comin straight from the underground
01:56 - void: a young voidles like me have it bad cause he
01:56 - void: uh
01:56 - void: hurm
01:57 - Languid: is a faguette

 

[Seba]

22:02 - A Boojum Snark: How many years did we have Osama/Usama going on?
22:02 - Sebapricorn: Ysama
22:03 - A Boojum Snark: Yamama
22:03 - Okrag: Yamaha?
22:03 - Sebapricorn: Kawasaki
22:03 - func_door_rotating: Obama
22:03 - A Boojum Snark: Ubama
22:03 - Sebapricorn: Ybama

 

[Seba]

16:55 - TF2maps.net Ricardo [Team Volt]: you are rapamge raped guy that want to rape others.

I could post the context but it still wouldn't make sense.

 

[The Political Gamer]

10:37 PM - void: guys
10:37 PM - void: guys wait
10:37 PM - void: am i retarded
10:37 PM - YM: this is not news

 

[ricardojvc6]

16:55 - TF2maps.net Ricardo [Team Volt]: you are rapamge raped guy that want to rape others.

I could post the context but it still wouldn't make sense.

You don't make sense.

 

[Vincent]

Rexy: they can't rape people with that little prick
Rexy: slyguy's spiders are just not scary anymore
SlyGuy: Oh, did I mention I crafted a bunch of foot long penises covered in razor wire to their undersides?
Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: Okay,sorry to change the subject.
Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: How do I get the little grass details to appear on textures?
Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: I can't seem to be able to :/
Muffin: use spider penises
CurrentlyFapping: oddly enough grass details look like spider penises





Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: I never make it to the thread -_-"

 

[WastedMeerkat]

I love steam convos because posting one image is acceptable, while it's not in the forums. Let me demonstrate: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2034/2315047739_13dc7dc523.jpg

 

[Jeremy]

Did anyone save the conversation about ducks?

 

[Moose]

func_door™: foodtime
Detective Moosε: what kind of food
Snacks entered chat.

 

[skinnynerd]

1:34 PM - void: wahdbhabfhagdgadhgafm
1:34 PM - void: right?
1:34 PM - void: yeah
1:34 PM - MostlyHarmless: umwhat?
1:35 PM - void: shut up
1:35 PM - void: gawd
1:35 PM - Tech: wahdbhabfhagdgadhgafm
1:35 PM - void: yeah man
1:35 PM - void: its like you
1:35 PM - void: you KNOW
1:35 PM - void: man
1:35 PM - void: bro
Languid disconnected.
1:35 PM - MostlyHarmless: if I put that in a coupon box, do I get free shipping?
1:35 PM - void: GOD WEARING THIS LEATHER JACKET ALL DAY IS HELL
1:36 PM - E² StickZer0 takes it
1:36 PM - Tech: You'll get a surprise buttsex
1:37 PM - E² StickZer0: i'll take that too
Littleedge entered chat.
1:37 PM - void: YOU'LL TAKE THAT IN THE BUTT IS WHAT YOU'LL DO
1:37 PM - E² StickZer0: ok
1:37 PM - void: alright
1:38 PM - Littleedge: I'm assuming I missed the beginning of that conversation
Snacks entered chat.
1:38 PM - void: no
1:38 PM - void: not really
1:38 PM - void: it started with you
1:38 PM - void: you did this
1:38 PM - void: it was you
1:38 PM - void: you created mega64
1:38 PM - void: it was youuuuu
1:38 PM - MostlyHarmless: void
1:38 PM - Sebapricorn: Void
1:38 PM - MostlyHarmless: are you on something?
1:38 PM - Sebapricorn: shut the fuck up
1:38 PM - MostlyHarmless: that too
1:38 PM - void: i'm on pop culture references
1:38 PM - void: bro
1:39 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: He must've gotten another bagel.
1:39 PM - void: you see, i avoided the "i am on a drug. its called charlie sheen." joke
1:40 PM - void: also i havent had a bagel in a while
1:40 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: Then he's on the thought of that girl.
1:40 PM - void: i could use one though
1:40 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: Dogbread love.
1:40 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: (see what I did there?)
1:40 PM - MostlyHarmless: no, i didn't
1:41 PM - MostlyHarmless: do it again
1:41 PM - void: i saw my fist going into your skull
1:41 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: Puppy love + Bagel (which islike bread) you get dogbread love.
1:41 PM - void: did i miss anything else
1:41 PM - Fr0z3n|TF2maps.net: My skull.
1:41 PM - E² StickZer0: the point
1:41 PM - Sebapricorn: my dick
1:41 PM - Sebapricorn: ohwait