Why do you love steam convos?

[Egan]

12:35 AM - Eleryn: i'm actually not a woman
12:35 AM - Eleryn: i'm an alien
12:35 AM - Miroh ho ho;: I KNEW IT
12:35 AM - stegarootbeer: same thing

 

[nightwatch]

Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? : kden
Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? : lemme open teh crate
Berry : DO IT DO IT DO IT
nightwatch : might be more valuable unopened kid
Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? : fuk value
Gnurfos : what can it give ?
Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? : even valuable items are like 2 euro on teh market
Berry : I swear if you get bacon grease
Berry : Don't you DARE get bacon grease
Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? has unboxed: The Swagman's Swatter
nightwatch : :O
Berry : what the hell
ThePotatoMan™® : bacon grease is in crate 50
Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ammon / re.wind : what's that
nightwatch : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ThePotatoMan™® : shit?
Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Berry : Effect?
Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? : k
Ammon / re.wind : its purple, so good?
Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? : let me see
Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? : steaming

 

[Ælement]

Dr. Jingle-Bellement - Mann Up? has unboxed: The Swagman's Swatter

 

[re1wind]

1
16:59 - Dr. Jingle-Bellement entered chat.
16:59 - Dr. Jingle-Bellement: has anyone had troubles compiling their shit recently?
17:00 - Ammon / re.wind: my shit's been really good lately
17:00 - Dr. Jingle-Bellement: shame for me
17:03 - Dr. Jingle-Bellement: k, so it's only this one map that does it
17:03 - Dr. Jingle-Bellement: that's a relief
17:04 - Axio entered chat.
17:07 - grazr: I had a map that did it once.
17:07 - grazr: Caught herpes.
17:07 - grazr: Poor thing.
17:07 - grazr: Told it to wear protection.
17:10 - Axio: i am confused

 

[Ælement]

2 AM revelations

Dr. Jingle-Bellement: "i'm a boy who's very bad at french"
CookieMasterz: im a boy
CookieMasterz: lol
CookieMasterz: Idk why
Dr. Jingle-Bellement: yep
CookieMasterz: that made me laugh
Dr. Jingle-Bellement: in case that was unclear
CookieMasterz: I'm a boy
Dr. Jingle-Bellement: soz
Dr. Jingle-Bellement: old habbit
Dr. Jingle-Bellement: my fathers name is prof. oak
CookieMasterz: omg
CookieMasterz: omg
CookieMasterz: omg
CookieMasterz: prof. oak
CookieMasterz: i am prof. oak
Dr. Jingle-Bellement: father
Dr. Jingle-Bellement: finally
CookieMasterz: move to america now son

CookieMasterz: Aquatic admiralty
CookieMasterz: how the fuck do you come up with that
CookieMasterz: clever ass fuck name
Dr. Jingle-Bellement: research and shit
Dr. Jingle-Bellement: admiralty is the name of the classic anchor shape
Dr. Jingle-Bellement: i use thesaurus so much
CookieMasterz: wow
Dr. Jingle-Bellement: finding synonyms and stuff
CookieMasterz: i bet you read it
CookieMasterz: for fun
Dr. Jingle-Bellement: no
CookieMasterz: You plop down in bed
CookieMasterz: take out a huge dictonary
CookieMasterz: and flip through page memorizing words
CookieMasterz: and then when someones like: oh element are you a admirality
CookieMasterz: you be like:
CookieMasterz: admirality
CookieMasterz: noun, defintion 1 - classic anchor shape
CookieMasterz: 2 - dick
CookieMasterz: 3 - you die

 

[LeSwordfish]

Berry~: What did Hitler try to do to what he saw as bad people?
hang twitch: i don't know if hitler cared whether they were "good" or "bad"
hang twitch: it was mainly people who lacked the superhuman qualities he desired for his race
Berry~: Sounds more like mewtwo to me

 

[Berry]

Berry~: What did Hitler try to do to what he saw as bad people?
hang twitch: i don't know if hitler cared whether they were "good" or "bad"
hang twitch: it was mainly people who lacked the superhuman qualities he desired for his race
Berry~: Sounds more like mewtwo to me

9:10 PM - prestige: youre a monster youre like hitler but even hitler cared about germany or something
9:11 PM - Blade x64 is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
9:12 PM - Berry~: Hitler and christianity have very similar things
9:12 PM - Berry~: (no offensivitiveness)
9:13 PM - Berry~: But like, god got rid of all the bad people by making a huge flood, right?
9:13 PM - Berry~: What did Hitler try to do to what he saw as bad people?
9:14 PM - hang twitch: i don't know if hitler cared whether they were "good" or "bad"
9:14 PM - hang twitch: it was mainly people who lacked the superhuman qualities he desired for his race
9:14 PM - Berry~: Sounds more like mewtwo to me
9:15 PM - Berry~: But god wanted to remove all the bad people to make a perfect quality of life too, right?
9:15 PM - Berry~: Ie heaven, hell

 

[nightwatch]

9:15 PM - Berry~: Ie heaven, hell

le XD

 

[Prestige]

4:46 AM - ❅umb❅: my snapchat is BigBoneLuvr69
4:46 AM - ❅umb❅: im a dog

 

[Yacan1]

turbo incel: http://i.minus.com/iN5MRt6SYAx1W.gif
turbo incel: http://i.imgur.com/wRNAJx4.gif
Yacan1: you have such a guy crush
Yacan1: it's ok
turbo incel: hes the best D in the nhl
turbo incel: best dick
Yacan1: how do you know
turbo incel: d is defense
turbo incel: dunno y i said that
turbo incel: but i can imagine

what a nut

 

[nightwatch]

Fantasmos | Sandstone : Incase you're watching the replay dude, a uy just got a golden frying pan
Poofs : How do you get it anyway :v
Berry : I'm watching the replay right now

 

[LeSwordfish]

Eleryn: oepened tethys, thinking I could do something
Eleryn: I'll just do something on suijin
Eleryn: I'm going to watch Bill and ted

 

[Freyja]

In my defense I did do something on Suijin and then I did watch bill and ted and it was most excellent. (Plus the time between these was a while!)

 

[Harribo]

02:45 - Semi-Deaf Turbo Lover: Are we testing a new version of Suijin?
02:45 - Semi-Deaf Turbo Lover: Or a6 still
02:45 - »LLF« ::Egan::: a6
02:45 - Semi-Deaf Turbo Lover: ok good
02:45 - Semi-Deaf Turbo Lover: I made like
02:45 - Semi-Deaf Turbo Lover: Six MSPaintovers
02:45 - Semi-Deaf Turbo Lover: And it'd be a shame if they all were wasted effort
02:49 - Semi-Deaf Turbo Lover is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
02:49 - B❅kscr❅tch_/Double £: cool
02:50 - Semi-Deaf Turbo Lover: Look at my valuable feedback on Suijin, represented by this image https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/38202962/sui3.png

 

[Pocket]

This just makes me want to learn modeling and create a big-ol' Zardoz head for people to use however they like.

 

[Ælement]

And here I thought the "dogebread" would be the new thing.

 

[LeSwordfish]

Noizeblaze: Do you not want kitties.
TechTF: Ew kitties
Noizeblaze: whaaat
Milkmare~: kitties > rest
Milkmare~: kitties > titties
TechTF: Doggies > Kitties
Milkmare~: Doggies < Kitties
Howling Techie: lizards

 

[Berry]

10:35 PM - just nightwatch now: i feel like at some point today i will have blacklisted all of the bets.tf montreal servers
10:35 PM - Berry~: I only get dusseldorf bets.tf servers
10:35 PM - Berry~: I like the name dusseldorf
10:35 PM - Berry~: It sounds like a nice food
10:36 PM - umbratile: it sounds like a floppy hat
10:36 PM - Noizeblaze: Let's order some dussledorf.
10:36 PM - umbratile: with tassels
10:36 PM - Berry~: A dusseldwarf wearing a dusseldorf eating a dussledorf
10:37 PM - Idolon: dusseldorf is a german city
10:37 PM - Idolon: the capitol of north rhine-westphalia
10:37 PM - Berry~: Spoilsport.
10:37 PM - umbratile: yeah I know but it'd still be better as a floppy hat w/tassels

(please no offends to any Germans)

 

[Idolon]

LeSwordfish: i like my women the exact opposite of how i like my wine, and i like my wine dry and white
Idolon: so you want them wet and red?
LeSwordfish: ...i didnt think that through
Blade x64 entered chat.
LeSwordfish: i want my women LITERALLY COATED IN GORE
Blade x64 disconnected.

 

[Berry]

LeSwordfish: i like my women the exact opposite of how i like my wine, and i like my wine dry and white
Idolon: so you want them wet and red?
LeSwordfish: ...i didnt think that through
Blade x64 entered chat.
LeSwordfish: i want my women LITERALLY COATED IN GORE
Blade x64 disconnected.

I like my women like I like my salad. And I don't like salad.