Why do you love steam convos?

[Ice Crystal]

prestige: everybody loves umbratile
prestige: insert photoshop of everybody loves raymond title screen w/ umbs name + umbs self portratit thing
prestige: pretend i did work

 

[Ælement]

Hah

Reminds me of this picture of yyler:

 

[re1wind]

18:20 - Ammon "kerbal" re.wind: hm, state of decay demo not on steam... (?)
18:26 - Axio: it is
18:27 - Ammon "kerbal" re.wind: is it?
18:29 - Axio: it should be
18:29 - Ammon "kerbal" re.wind: there isn't
18:30 - Ammon "kerbal" re.wind: there's no sod demo anywhere,
18:33 - Ammon "kerbal" re.wind: yeah, no pc demo yet.
18:34 - Axio: oh you meant the demo

comprehension skills +1

 

[nightwatch]

During today's impromptu:

Grizzly Berry has given a gift to twitch.tv/nwatch!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to LeSwordfish!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to Donut the Vikingchap!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to vfig!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to Ferisii!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to katzekatze!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to Turbo Lover!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to takabuschik!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to henke37!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to Layl!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to meme. Valkyrie!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to Ammon "kerbal" re.wind!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to happ!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to fish corn bushes!
Grizzly Berry has given a gift to Teenage Mutant Ninja Harribo!
Donut the Vikingchap :
LeSwordfish : amber alert would be more apt
fish corn bushes has received a gift: Mann Co. Supply Crate
Ammon "kerbal" re.wind :
meme. Valkyrie has received a gift: Mann Co. Supply Crate
katzekatze has received a gift: Mann Co. Supply Crate
Ferisii : why thank you
Layl has received a gift: Mann Co. Supply Crate
happ has received a gift: Mann Co. Supply Crate
happ : thanks
Layl : yay a crate
Donut the Vikingchap : :c
takabuschik has received a gift: Mann Co. Supply Crate
LeSwordfish has received a gift: Mann Co. Supply Crate
LeSwordfish : a crate?
*DEAD* takabuschik : yay another crate!
LeSwordfish : you shouldnt have
LeSwordfish : really

 

[Pocket]

Doesn't it cost money to turn existing items in your inventory into gifts?

 

[Crash]

There's a "Pallet of Crates" item that gives crates to everyone in the server. People on my server like to use them just to be dicks to us.

 

[Valkyrie]

02:37 - Spudaterasu: Ive never thought of a penis as "a person" but I guess we'll have to agree to disagree

 

[Yacan1]

9:41 PM - prestige: ok im gonna take a break and eat candy
9:41 PM - prestige: also my laptop is running out of battery
9:41 PM - prestige: and i ran out of underwear
9:41 PM - prestige: and im in food court
9:41 PM - prestige: and its like 30 degrees
9:41 PM - prestige: i havent wore underwear for 4 days
9:42 PM - prestige: same pair of jeans i wore for 3-4 days
9:42 PM - Yacan1: idk why but that's sort of a hot sexual fantasy I've had in general with anyone really
9:42 PM - prestige: yeah i could see my life being one big porno

I think it's hot

 

[Pocket]

From Saturday's gameday, I think:

LightFlock : can we at a winning please this

 

[LeSwordfish]

prestige: doesnt it bother u when you dream and in order to make it seem real u make it not so amazing and then u wake up and ur like dang i should have made it more amazing
prestige: cause like for some reason i was outside this girls house i used to like
prestige: i rocketjumped on her roof
prestige: no lie
prestige: and the dad saw me and let me in and we had dinner
prestige: and then we didnt have a grand old time it was just ok

 

[Berry]

From Saturday's gameday, I think:

LightFlock : can we at a winning please this

i dont a understanding problem words?

 

[Valkyrie]

01:14 - Axio entered chat.
01:14 - »LLF« ::Egan:: is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
01:15 - meme. Valkyrie: and then Axio entered my room naked and said I am in love with a gold fish
01:15 - prestige: same
01:15 - Axio left chat.

 

[Ida]

22:04 - nightwatch: sleep nude or not at all
22:04 - nightwatch left chat.
22:05 - Axio: nightwatches last words

 

[LeSwordfish]

Hank Hill: http://gifrific.com/homer-simpson-backing-into-bushes/
Hank Hill: here's something worthy of being a gif.

 

[Prestige]

1:50 PM - Dr. Element: I just felt something that felt kinda like i imagine it feels like to menstruate
1:50 PM - It's the Great Turkey, Fr0Z3n!: Looked liked some australian weapons
1:50 PM - Dr. Element: and boy it's a depressing feeling

 

[Pocket]

More from the in-game chat

*DEAD* Layl : I would curse your name but I don't know how to pronounce it

I don't actually know who he was talking to.

 

[LeSwordfish]

scummy: is anything as strange as a normal person?
Howling Techie: deep
scummy: thnx it has meaning

 

[Harribo]

04:24 - Stupid Sloppytail: ELERYN IS A MAN WITH A PENIS
04:24 - scummy: hello guests welcome
04:24 - Stupid Sloppytail: ELERYN IS A MAN WITH A PENIS

 

[re1wind]

17:46 - Turbo Lover: Why are all of the drama entries to the Saxxies completely awful
17:46 - Turbo Lover: Can't you people make drama without pretentious bullshit
17:48 - Single-Origin Try-Hard Coffee: this is tf2
17:48 - Single-Origin Try-Hard Coffee: everyone is 16
17:55 - Donut the Vikingchap: At least they're not 12 like in battlefield
17:58 - umb entered chat.
18:00 - Ammon "kerbal" re.wind: or 10 like in console games *wink
18:02 - Donut the Vikingchap: or 8 like in battlefield for consoles
18:03 - Turbo Lover: Or 5 like in portable iOS games
18:03 - Donut the Vikingchap: or 6 like call of duty

 

[Prestige]

8:04 PM - scummy: In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
8:09 PM - [RVN] Rexy: just like my pants