Why do you love steam convos?

[Ælement]

My women have always been a bit like my car. I
don't have a car

 

[LeSwordfish]

Turbo Lover: What's cooler than being cool?
Alex 76: cold


okay okay okay okay okay

 

[Egan]

It was from a while ago but I just forgot to post it:

Eyce : not sure if donut understands that the world extends beyond north america
Donut the Vikingchap : Uh
Donut the Vikingchap : I live in Sweden

 

[Idolon]

Layl: Axio, what's the difference between a park bench and a writer
Blade x64: a writer can stab a family

 

[LeSwordfish]

Idolon has changed their name to stegarootbeer.

 

[Pocket]

Doktor Richter : stairs are really just ramps that took a modern art class

 

[Fish 2.0]

10:01 p.m. - Phantom Brave: what map
10:02 p.m. - pgrts is flying: finchburg
10:02 p.m. - pgrts is flying: a2
10:02 p.m. - Phantom Brave: finchburg is silly
10:02 p.m. - Phantom Brave: its not bad
10:03 p.m. - pgrts is flying: its actually the best your ignorent

 

[Prestige]

5:46 AM - pgrts is flying: speak for yourself, im an intellectual

 

[FiLi]

Single-Origin Try-Hard Coffee: you should write a program that automatically fixes everything that's wrong with a map and makes it play like badlands

 

[Berry]

Single-Origin Try-Hard Coffee: you should write a program that automatically fixes everything that's wrong with a map and makes it play like badlands

That's easy. How hard would it really be to make a program that copy-pastes badlands, changes some props randomly into others that would fit in it's place and then change some materials?

 

[AyesDyef]

01:14 PM - Howling Techie: kickstarter more like kickfarter
01:14 PM - Howling Techie disconnected.
01:15 PM - AyesDyef: Uhoh, Kickstarter's on to him
01:15 PM - TechTF: And that's the last time we saw him
01:15 PM - TechTF: We should create a kickstart to get techie back
01:15 PM - AyesDyef: No Tech! That's their plan!
01:16 PM - AyesDyef: We can't just kickstart the ransom money!
01:16 PM - AyesDyef: We'd be falling right for their trap
01:16 PM - TechTF: D:

 

[Prestige]

10:28 PM - Idolon: communities: LGBTQIOPPS
10:28 PM - Idolon: being a good person is so hard nowadays

 

[Berry]

11:57 PM - Fubar: sup ladies
11:57 PM - unbratlie: hi
11:57 PM - umberrtile: welcome to hello
11:57 PM - umbrelite: nice shoes, fubar
11:57 PM - umbaktile: hi
11:57 PM - Fubar: ;D

which one do i shoot

 

[Ice Crystal]

unbratlie: noooooooo
umbrelite: you infected me with umbrte
umbaktile: NO!
umberrtile: whooo the gay
Fantasmos is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
unbratlie: i have the gay
unbratlie: the gay is one
umbaktile: We have the gay
unbratlie: one of us
Fubar: not the gay!?
unbratlie: we are the gay
unbratlie: the gay!
unbratlie: ╚
umbaktile: THE GAY
umberrtile: i have the gay too
unbratlie: thegay
unbratlie: assimilate
umbrelite: assimulation initiated
umbrelite: damn i suck at spelling
umbrelite: ass initiated
unbratlie: im gonna change my artist name to "the gay"
unbratlie: thanks
unbratlie: the gay agenda
unbratlie: the straight agenda
unbratlie: the horse agenda
umberrtile is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
umbrelite: the umb agend
umbrelite: a
umberrtile: UMBS UNITE
unbratlie: the LGBTQIOPPS agenda
unbratlie: umbs untile
Fr0z3n: LGBTQTIPS?
Fr0z3n: Thats what I saw it as.
unbratlie: LGBTQIOPPS
umbaktile: damn
unbratlie: one of my great quotes havent you read the thread

 

[Prestige]

8:47 PM - Littleedge: time to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
8:47 PM - Littleedge: with the gilfriend

 

[Idolon]

continuation of presto's post

Littleedge: time to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Littleedge: with the gilfriend
Littleedge disconnected.
Idolon: the girlfriend part was a needed detail 4 sure
Idolon: no bragging at all right
Single-Origin Try-Hard Coffee: I hope win8 recognizes that it shouldn't format the part of my disk that has stuff on it!
umb_lover_420: hahah
umb_lover_420: LE is cool
umb_lover_420: i miss him
Single-Origin Try-Hard Coffee: looking back at that "with the gf" thing
Single-Origin Try-Hard Coffee: that may in fact be the funniest thing I've seen this month
umb_lover_420: yeah
umb_lover_420: gilfriend
Idolon: haha he did say gilfriend
Idolon: he sleeps with a fish
Vaconcovat entered chat.
umb_lover_420: what a loser
Idolon: i probably couldn't sleep with a fish
Idolon: i'd get rejected by the second date if not earlier
Vaconcovat: i could
Idolon: the other question is
Idolon: would i want to sleep with a fish
Single-Origin Try-Hard Coffee: your jokes would be too dry for her, ido
Idolon: hahaha
Idolon: fuck you

 

[nightwatch]

playing cp_idolon_72

nightwatch : where does this overlay come from
Berry-butt # tf2td.net : where does it go
A trained chimpanzee : Tbh though the gameplay is more enjoyable than all of my serious maps.
Berry-butt # tf2td.net : where did this overlay come from cotton eye joe

 

[Prestige]

12:27 AM - Nerdbot: can i tell MY secret idea first
12:27 AM - Nerdbot: i got a really good one..........
12:28 AM - mitch: yeah it wont leave the chatroom
12:28 AM - mitch: nerdbot i like ur post in finchburg i like it a lot
12:28 AM - Nerdbot: ok!!! heres my top secret idea
12:29 AM - Nerdbot: it's payload....but u have to push it onto a control point u capture, and if u dont' caputre it you fight the all new boss i drew a picture of, giant scout. it takes place in an abandoned subway with all new theme
12:29 AM - Nerdbot: i hope someone will make my great idea for me! just throwin it out there

 

[Idolon]

Eleryn: i'm going to change my name
Eleryn: and screw yo all over
mitch: eleryn do u not like the aragon dude
Berry~: change your name to 'actually a man' eleryn
Berry~: it'd be funny
mitch: it was gonna be eleryn and eleryn's guild wars character
[UEAK]Crash: and I will still call you Aly
mitch: aly x eleryn
Fr0z3n: You mean
Eleryn: that's fine
Fr0z3n: Eleryn x Eleryn?
Eleryn: my new name is a blend between aly and eleryn anyway
Fr0z3n: Aleryn?
[UEAK]Crash: alerun
Idolon: alyren
mitch: alan
[UEAK]Crash: pirate booze run
Eleryn: no but that's not bad frozen
Grizzly Berry: Elerly?
Idolon: celery
Blade x64: Celery?
[UEAK]Crash: Celery
Idolon: hahaha
Fr0z3n: Celeryn
mitch: celery
AyesDyef: I returns!
stegarootbeer: CELERY
The One True Pavlov entered chat.
mitch: alyrrrr
mitch: hi terwonick
Eleryn has changed their name to Celery.
The One True Pavlov: haha, no school tomorrow!
Fr0z3n: \o/
Blade x64: arrrrrreryn
Celery: k

 

[Prestige]

5:25 PM - Littleedge: Yeah no I sleep with my girlfriend every night.