Why do you love steam convos?

[Tekku]

11:51M - E² StickZer0: Once I came so hard the child cried my semen

 

[LeSwordfish]

 

[Yacan1]

but, 19 in chat?

 

[LeSwordfish]

After a few minutes snacks entered and said he could only see two.

Also if i was going to fake this you think i'd have a better joke.

 

[tyler]

3:30 PM - Idolon: nickelback is a good band
3:30 PM - prestige: agreed
3:31 PM - Levy: I enjoy playing nickelback when playing junction

 

[Fish 2.0]

10:45 AM - Fish: reading a level design lecture notes
10:45 AM - Fish: - An example of this is an Ikea furniture manual
- Notice how there is no text at all, and yet you can still use it to assemble a complicated piece of furniture
- Assembling Ikea furniture is harder than most games out there

Snacks entered chat.

10:46 AM - TechTF: Was snacks entering chat a part of the manual too?
10:46 AM - Fish: yes
10:46 AM - Fish: all ikea furnishings come with snacks enetering chat

 

[Idolon]

Frazer entered chat.
Frazer: hey peopel
Axio: he's not here
Frazer: k
Frazer left chat.

 

[Yacan1]

(From gameday, and what I could remember from it)
The Illinois Enema Bandit was having 500+ ping and couldn't figure it out. This was on voice-chat

Dr. Spud: Do you have a simple electrician kit? because you're going to need a pair of wire cutters.
The Illinois Enema Bandit: Oh god, I can't cut anything in the computer
Dr. Spud: Ok, You're going to need to cut the cable from your computer to your router to let the pixels out

 

[Tarry H Sruman]

Actually, I said the last line.

 

[CookieMasterz]

bogs binny- ?³ pls: sup smexy
bogs binny- ?³ pls: baeb
bogs binny- ?³ pls: ;(
CookieMasterz: k
bogs binny- ?³ pls: nop
bogs binny- ?³ pls: gimme
bogs binny- ?³ pls: karit
bogs binny- ?³ pls: pls
bogs binny- ?³ pls: em hungar
bogs binny- ?³ pls: pls all mei fam ez hungar tu
CookieMasterz: k
bogs binny- ?³ pls: mei fam ez mama bogs end beby bogs
CookieMasterz: i keel dem
CookieMasterz: k
bogs binny- ?³ pls: no
CookieMasterz gibs mcmorkys shit burger
CookieMasterz: her
bogs binny- ?³ pls: pls gib karits
CookieMasterz: k
CookieMasterz gibes shit
bogs binny- ?³ pls: dis duznt luk lek karit
bogs binny- ?³ pls: er u shur¿
CookieMasterz: ya
CookieMasterz: is karit
bogs binny- ?³ pls: k
bogs binny- ?³ pls: i gib mei fam
bogs binny- ?³ pls: tenks dolan
bogs binny- ?³ pls: mama bogs her tek karit
bogs binny- ?³ pls: gib beby bogs tu
CookieMasterz: She is
CookieMasterz: phat
bogs binny- ?³ pls: *10 sec lator*
bogs binny- ?³ pls: ey dolan
CookieMasterz: ya
bogs binny- ?³ pls: mei fam is ded
CookieMasterz: k
bogs binny- ?³ pls: pls halp
CookieMasterz: no
CookieMasterz: dey wer fat
CookieMasterz: i no liek fut bunies
bogs binny- ?³ pls: dent tall mei u pot cansir en karit?
CookieMasterz: no
CookieMasterz: i didn pot cansir
CookieMasterz: i pot aids
CookieMasterz: cuz dey tast gud
bogs binny- ?³ pls: umgad
bogs binny- ?³ pls: dolan wei
bogs binny- ?³ pls: *end of comic*

 

[Ælement]

snip

Cookie

waht r u doing here!? :O

 

[Yacan1]

Actually, I said the last line.

srry

 

[Fish 2.0]

stegarootbeer entered chat.
stegarootbeer: crap
stegarootbeer: guys
stegarootbeer: how do i unmash a potato?
Fish: uh
Fish: tape
stegarootbeer: thanks
stegarootbeer: brb

later

stegarootbeer: that did the trick
stegarootbeer: you are wonderfull person fish
stegarootbeer: many lives were saved today because of your fearlessness


I didn't even.

 

[GPuzzle]

stegarootbeer entered chat.
stegarootbeer: crap
stegarootbeer: guys
stegarootbeer: how do i unmash a potato?
Fish: uh
Fish: tape
stegarootbeer: thanks
stegarootbeer: brb

later

stegarootbeer: that did the trick
stegarootbeer: you are wonderfull person fish
stegarootbeer: many lives were saved today because of your fearlessness


I didn't even.

Tape always works. ALWAYS.

 

[Ælement]

Not sure how i feel about this

20:59 - -GNQ{λ}- TheDiplomaticScout: Maybe imma get a pocket medic paint it green and name it Dr. Element
21:08 - -GNQ{λ}- TheDiplomaticScout: "The best doctor you will ever have touching your left breast"
21:08 - Dr. Element: rawr

 

[Ælement]

Double post everyone is lazy

leeheadshot : anyone got a crusaders bow?
leeheadshot : i need lplzlpzl
leeheadshot : plz trade me
Mr. QuestionMark has found: Crusader's Crossbow
leeheadshot : WAT
*DEAD* Dr. Element : lul

 

[Idolon]

umbratile: netflix is my frog's favorite house of boners

 

[Ælement]

01:28 - Seba entered chat.
01:31 - Dr. Element: Seba
01:31 - Dr. Element: Atomgrad ruined the test session again
01:31 - Seba disconnected.
01:31 - ])oo]v[: no fucks given

±

 

[Ælement]

Dr. Element: you're a millionaire spanish immigrant hobo
CookieMasterz is now Offline.

Some people can't handle the truth

 

[Valkyrie]

Heiny is a very famous American TF2 Medic
22:07 - twitch.tv/heinlander :3: ive been playing a while
22:07 - twitch.tv/heinlander :3: I was heading off the comp for a bit
22:07 - -theCC- Valkyrie: damn
22:08 - -theCC- Valkyrie: come on man, 1 game
22:08 - twitch.tv/heinlander :3: NO MEANS NO!!!! I respect myself to never do it on the first date
22:08 - twitch.tv/heinlander :3: i will mace you