Why do you love steam convos?

[Fish 2.0]

Wacker(͡๏̯͡๏) entered chat.
Wacker(͡๏̯͡๏): no
Fish: maybe
Fish: wacker is robin
Fish: and now he is replying to your question
Dr. Element: Fuck yuu robin u broek my drems
Howling Techie: omg if wacker was robin it would all make sense
Howling Techie: and we'd all have been played
Howling Techie: like a deck of cards
Howling Techie: and he'd just got bingo

great mystery solved for another day

 

[Pocket]

More stuff from game chat. Playing a map where people kept getting lost...

Blade x64 : Guest 1349 is lost and can't find the park exit
*DEAD* phi.deer <3 : hahahahaha
*DEAD* Ѻ Ɲѻʟтʀѻɴ Ѻ : lol
*DEAD* phi.deer <3 : HA
*DEAD* Ѻ Ɲѻʟтʀѻɴ Ѻ : lolololol
*DEAD* phi.deer <3 : RCT
phi.deer <3 : THAT IS AN AWESOME GAME
sel :3 : I got rct deluxe
OneShotShort : The first 2 anyway
sel :3 : in a cereal box when I was like 14
phi.deer <3 : yeah
sel :3 : it was the best
phi.deer <3 : first
*DEAD* »LLF« ::Egan:: : I got it out of a cereal box
phi.deer <3 : 2
phi.deer <3 : second one was the best IMO
Blade x64 : Well, it did improve on everything from the first one
Blade x64 : Third took its own direction
sel :3 : GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS LOOKS TOO INTENSE FOR ME
*DEAD* phi.deer <3 : I like butts :3
sel :3 : I CANT AFFORD GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS
Bloodhound : first we play IMO
sel :3 : GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS WAS GREAT
phi.deer <3 : ^
Blade x64 : Your Mom was really good value
sel :3 : hahah
*DEAD* phi.deer <3 : Fucking was great!
phi.deer <3 : I can't afford fucking!
Blade x64 : I want to get off Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure
phi.deer <3 : Fucking makes me sick just looking at it

 

[Sel]

More stuff from game chat. Playing a map where people kept getting lost...

For those with no idea what we were talking about.

 

[Shanghai]

Dr. Element: It feels like TC is a big dragon
Dr. Element: and i'm a knight waving a dildo at it

 

[nightwatch]

Before I left for my cabin up north, a friend gave me Bioshock Infinite on Steam. I just came home and saw 1 notification on Steam.

Apr 5

nightwatch
now owns BioShock Infinite
Indebted to the wrong people, with his life on the line, veteran of the U.S. Cavalry and now hired gun, Booker DeWitt has only one opportunity to wipe his slate clean. He must rescue Elizabeth, a mysterious girl imprisoned since childhood and locked up in the flying city of Columbia.

prestige@dril Apr 5, 2013 @ 2:08am
snape kills dumbledore at the end

 

[nightwatch]

oɯsoɔ: dude let's play a lobby
oɯsoɔ: and you can play mini sentries and i'll play pyro
nightwatch: hahahahaha
oɯsoɔ: and we'll just put no effort into having an obnoxiously large impact on the game

 

[Ælement]

I got reminded why i love the text thingy in medieval mode. I simply wrote "feck this. cya"

Dr. Element : Harketh! feck this
Dr. Element : By the Diseased Hammer of the Vindictive Imhotep, cya
N

 

[nightwatch]

bumrat lie: I didnt die
nightwatch:
nightwatch: good
bumrat lie: Fire alarms really should have two levels of loudness
bumrat lie: They don't really need to go nuts before there actually *is* fire

.

 

[Ida]

22:30 - Dr. Spud: you know people keep posting chats that they themselves are in
22:31 - Dr. Spud: thats unethical
22:31 - Dr. Spud: its disgusting self promotion
22:31 - phi: narcissists
22:31 - Idolon: i posted one that i was in once
22:31 - umbratile ~*u*~: Those assholes

 

[nightwatch]

I changed the map prematurely by accident. I apologized a million times in chat for my stupidity. This was Rexy over voice:

Rexy: It's too late.
Rexy: You ruined Christmas.

 

[LeSwordfish]

umbratile: oh yes it's weed day
umbratile: Dishonored is so much more interesting now

 

[Seba]

20:20 - WastedMeerkat: has anyone else been getting a ton of these in your spam? http://puu.sh/2EEXf.png
20:20 - WastedMeerkat: nsfw I guess
20:20 - WastedMeerkat: just text
20:20 - wizard of loneliness: can u forward those

 

[Sel]

ebony gets doggystyled by the bbc?

whaa

 

[Prestige]

bbc =

Spoiler

big black cock

i think sel you should know this

 

[LeSwordfish]

I was thinking, i know the BBC's been involved in sex scandals but usually nothing so vanilla.

 

[Tarry H Sruman]

Chocolate actually

 

[LeSwordfish]

I walked right into that one.

 

[Pocket]

Boring, Brown Chocolate?

"I say!"

 

[LeSwordfish]

John Doe entered chat.
John Doe: guys
John Doe: how does suckin on gabe's tasly balls feel?
John Doe left chat.
Manic Pixie Dream Golem: how did he know if they were tasty or not

 

[Idolon]

Manic Pixie Dream Golem: how did he know if they were tasty or not

Tasly*