Why do you love steam convos?

[Burnout6010]

18:54 - nightwatch: haha
18:54 - nightwatch: i just started using the chat two days ago
18:55 - nightwatch:
18:55 - Frozen.Burnout6010: there is always someone on the chat I think :3
18:55 - Littleedge: And expect either a fast answer
18:55 - Tarry H. Sruman: or conversations about dicks
18:55 - Littleedge: Or no answer at all. Where you then repeat it a coupleminutes later.
18:55 - nightwatch: i think there are more conversations about dicks than answers
18:55 - Littleedge: But then we might either answer it or yell at you. And move onto a disussion about dicks.
18:55 - Tarry H. Sruman: its true
18:55 - Littleedge: But eventuallY!
18:55 - Littleedge: We'll help. We're just getting old.
18:55 - Tarry H. Sruman: chat in a nutshell

 

[Idolon]

umbratile: The thought "I'm going to google the smell of play-doh" briefly crossed my mind

 

[Yacan1]

I forgot about this one. (11/22/2012)

Yacan1: What are you thankful for this year?
yyler ☂: Nothing

 

[Seba]

TechTF left chat.
TechTF entered chat.
13:55 - TechTF: ctrl+w should be banned from steam
Lintilla #1743271 left chat.
Lintilla #1743271 entered chat.
13:56 - Lintilla #1743271: so THAT's what ctrl-w does

 

[Pocket]

Does in-game chat count? Because...

Another Bad Pun : is it just me or has the sun been going down alot earlier than normal

 

[Ælement]

Saddest conclusion to a discussion I've ever had.

00:14 - Dr. Wiener: ur rite
00:14 - Dr. Wiener: except
00:14 - Dr. Wiener: no
00:14 - Dr. Wiener: we're both wrong
00:14 - BANK NOTES Candlejack: D:

 

[Prestige]

12:22 AM - yyler ☂: im already happy with this mvm map
12:23 AM - yyler ☂: there's nothing in the rules that says a dog cant make a map

 

[LeSwordfish]

stegarootbeer: Fact: there are 26 letters in the english alphabet
LeSolstice: uh
LeSolstice: is
LeSolstice: is there a second part to this fact
stegarootbeer: not that i know of


shut up i'm not the point of the quote

 

[nightwatch]

Idolon: i did a google images search for "yoko ono next to a butt"
Idolon: got pictures of guys in full pink fishnet suits

 

[Prestige]

7:10 PM - Idolon: go back to shape school
7:10 PM - umbratile: go back to making not perfectly round things school
7:10 PM - umbratile: I mean the opposite
7:10 PM - umbratile: oh boy I fucked this up
7:10 PM - umbratile: kill me

 

[Idolon]

Okrag: if The Walking Dead wins GOTY i'll suck my own dick
Idolon: will you videotape it
Okrag: I'll personally come to your house
Okrag: and do it right in front of you

Okrag: OH SHIT
Okrag: I HAVE TO COMMIT AUTOFELATIO

 

[Tarry H Sruman]

commit

 

[Freyja]

yyler ☂: how do i know if the dude i sucked off earlier is gay

 

[AngryAngus]

8:33 PM - void~: get out of the fucking living room you fuck
8:33 PM - void~: i want to go to sleep
8:34 PM - void~: but not be in the same room as your loud family guy-watchin ass
8:34 PM - void~: holy shit guys it worked
8:34 PM - yeeeaaaahhhhh annnnimmu braaahhh: he about to bash you
8:34 PM - void~: no he wandered into a bedroom and didnt turn off the fuckin tv
8:35 PM - void~: fuck you wheres the goddamn remote
8:35 PM - yeeeaaaahhhhh annnnimmu braaahhh: he getting the bat
8:35 PM - void~: i cant reach the fucking power switch on the tv now that its mounted on the fucking wall
8:35 PM - yeeeaaaahhhhh annnnimmu braaahhh: how are you giving us constant updates
8:35 PM - yeeeaaaahhhhh annnnimmu braaahhh: while doing this
8:35 PM - yeeeaaaahhhhh annnnimmu braaahhh: so fast
8:35 PM - void~: i just know i cant do that
8:38 PM - void~: why did he go outside
8:38 PM - void~: fuckin dumbass
8:38 PM - void~: its cold as hell out there
8:39 PM - Blade Nd64: lock him outside
8:39 PM - Blade Nd64: it is your only chance at a peaceful sleep
8:39 PM - yeeeaaaahhhhh annnnimmu braaahhh: loldoit
8:45 PM - void~: i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
8:45 PM - void~: and this fucker better not come back into that room
8:46 PM - void~: if he does, i am not responsible for my actions
8:46 PM - void~: you all heard me
8:46 PM - void~: not
8:46 PM - void~: responsible
8:46 PM - void~: so long, fuckers
8:46 PM - void~: oh fuck you
8:47 PM - void~: fuck you you fucking faggot
8:47 PM - void~: fucking
8:47 PM - void~: goddammit
8:47 PM - void~: get out of that fucking room
8:47 PM - void~: fuck you
8:47 PM - void~: fuck you dont sit down asshole
8:47 PM - void~: its nearly 4 AM do you not see that i need to sleep
8:47 PM - void~: get out of the only room i can sleep in
8:47 PM - void~: fucker
8:47 PM - void~: god fucking dammit
8:48 PM - void~: fuck this shit
8:48 PM - void~: fucking bullshit
8:48 PM - void~: not only is he watching fucking seth macfarlane, he's eating burnt toast whilst doing so
8:48 PM - void~: why
8:48 PM - void~: that's the worst combination of sounds
8:50 PM - void~: if he falls asleep in there
8:50 PM - void~: i'm going to kick his fucking ass
8:52 PM - void~: can he not eat his burnt-ass toast literally anywhere else
8:52 PM - void~: he doesn't even know how to make toast
8:52 PM - void~: fucking
8:52 PM - void~: ugh
8:52 PM - yeeeaaaahhhhh annnnimmu braaahhh: void
8:52 PM - yeeeaaaahhhhh annnnimmu braaahhh: the butchers knife void
8:53 PM - void~: ITS IN THE WASH
8:53 PM - void~: goddammit
8:53 PM - void~: goawaygoawaygoawayogawaygoaway
8:54 PM - void~: eat your stupid-ass burnt toast somewhere else goddammit its 4 in the fucking morning
8:55 PM - void~: if i hear snoring i'm going to flip my shit
8:55 PM - void~: i am not sleeping in the same room as this fucker
8:55 PM - void~: because when he wakes up all he does is yell and blame other people for whatever it is he did wrong
8:55 PM - void~: every single morning
8:56 PM - void~: this is why i dont sleep at home much
8:58 PM - void~: ugh he's watching those fucking discovery reality tv shows now
8:58 PM - void~: fuck you you're a terrible human being
9:00 PM - void~: now he's just farting
9:00 PM - void~: and burping
9:00 PM - void~: fucking leave, you cheeky cunt
9:00 PM - void~: dont start the oven what the fuck are you doing
9:00 PM - void~: go the fuck to sleep its 4 in the fucking morning
9:01 PM - void~: dont fucking make something to eat i'll fucking kill you
9:01 PM - void~: goddammit get the fuck out of here i want to go to sleep
9:01 PM - void~: fuck you you piece of shit
9:02 PM - void~: you fucking idiot
9:02 PM - void~: did you seriously just put something frozen into the oven to cook it
9:02 PM - void~: you turned the oven on like 20 seconds ago you stupid fuck
9:02 PM - void~: its not preheated its not fucking warm
9:02 PM - void~: fuck you
9:03 PM - void~: fuck you you dumb asshole i'm hopping on the fucking couch to go to sleep while you learn how to work a goddamn oven
9:03 PM - void~: fuck you
9:03 PM - void~: fuck you dont go back in there
9:03 PM - void~: fucking piece of shit
9:04 PM - void~: i'm going to literally die
9:04 PM - void~: fuck you
9:06 PM - yeeeaaaahhhhh annnnimmu braaahhh: RIP Void 19??-2012
9:06 PM - void~: fucking eating stale chex mix now while still watching those fucking discovery reality tv shows or some shit
9:06 PM - yeeeaaaahhhhh annnnimmu braaahhh: o he alive
9:06 PM - void~: loud as goddamn hell
9:06 PM - void~: i wish i was dead
9:06 PM - void~: only the dead shall know peace from this hell
9:07 PM - void~: what the fuck do you plan to do with the oven you dont know how to operate
9:07 PM - void~: you cheeky fucking cunt
9:07 PM - Blade Nd64: Go around drawing pentagrams on the walls with your own feces and chanting the star spangled banner
9:08 PM - void~: why is the fucking oven on
9:08 PM - void~: turn it off you bitch
9:08 PM - void~: its 4 AM
9:08 PM - void~: you dont need to eat something that needs cooking
9:08 PM - void~: fuck you
9:08 PM - void~: go to sleep
9:08 PM - void~: fuck you
9:08 PM - void~: get away from the couch i need to sleep on
9:08 PM - Blade Nd64: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv6b0CretuE
9:10 PM - void~: fuck you i'm so fucking tired
9:10 PM - void~: i feel like i'm going to throw up and fart at the same time
9:10 PM - void~: thats how tired and deranged i am
9:10 PM - Blade Nd64: Do it in the room he is
9:11 PM - LeSolstice: fall asleep on the couch whether she's sitting on it or not
9:11 PM - void~: she?
9:12 PM - void~: its a fucking slob of a pathetic man
9:12 PM - LeSolstice: ah
9:12 PM - LeSolstice: i was going by "bitch"
9:12 PM - void~: he acts like a bitch
9:14 PM - void~: fuck you stop farting
9:14 PM - void~: people want to fucking sleep in there
9:14 PM - void~: fuck you

k

 

[Harribo]

03:43 - nightwatch: im not really at fish detailing stage yet

 

[Tarry H Sruman]

6:10 PM - Dr. Spud: I dont think you know much about the dynamics of 5-man gay buttsex

 

[tyler]

2:03 AM - TechTF: Guys, what to say to a free game offerer?
2:03 AM - TechTF: I want to mess with this guy
2:04 AM - prestigeclown: accep it??
2:04 AM - prestigeclown: some ppl so ungrateful

 

[Seba]

23:53 - Fubar: I should make a mod instead
23:53 - Fubar: yeah...
23:54 - Seba: make a mod that lets you fly and adds a tenth class
23:54 - Fubar: hum... idk man
23:54 - Seba: cuz ther shuld b a 10 class that is like the other 1s so u can b like th especiel agent n go c thru n then hedshoot enemi snippers like whit the sniepr n u shuld hav triple jump to balens it out
23:55 - Snacks: fuck you seba

 

[Prestige]

9:28 PM - Levy: to be honest I'm not really sure what my own sexuality is
9:29 PM - Matt: Mine has turned into a potato
9:29 PM - Matt: Yeah!

 

[LeSwordfish]

umbratile: If you continue I'm going to explain my masturbation habits
umbratile: Do you want that?

...

umbratile: ok so let me tell you
umbratile: first, I get the frozen seal chunks from the freezer
umbratile: I thaw them until they're just squishy enough but also somewhat solid
Fubar left chat.
Idolon: go on please