THE AMAZING TF2M ADVENTURE (Act 1)

[Wilson]

Enter name

Your name is The Defenestrater, but that haven't always been the case....

The Defenestrater: Have a flashback

Long time ago, you were rich, but bored man. Back then your name was Sir Arthur Galahad McEvulord and you lived in big manor outskirts of Yorkshire.

All left in your life was to sit in stupidly big chairs and stare...

all the art you had.

It all changed one day, you got package from unknown sender, the box was rather large and said "FRAGILE" on it, it had to be something important.

The box contain machine unlike anything you had ever seen before, it clearly wasn't from this world, least from your point of view. Like a fool you were, you turned it on...

And then everything changed....

There was no more Sir Arthur Galahad McEvulord, there was...

THE DEFENESTRATER

Back to the present...

You are The Defenestrater and you plan to do something...

FORUMS

What shall he do?

 

[Orange Gamer]

Reminiscence of old days of fortune and boredom.

Then laugh in a maniacally mysterious way.

Alternatively, just stare at us and then be the other guy.

 

[Corvatile]

Be disturbed out how your creed changed from pressing a button, shrug, then lactate.

 

[Another Bad Pun]

Create a machine that will force everyone to stare at more boring art like you did in your boring past.

 

[Godslayer57]

Everything above me is WRONG.
He is EVIL . That means for the sake of continuaty he must
Laugh eviliy for TWO MINUTES

 

[Wilson]

Reminiscence of old days of fortune and boredom.

You just did that, what is the point?

Alternatively, just stare at us

Yeah yeah, you stare at people, we get it, you're the evil villain!
Quit the staring antics and get on with it...

Create a machine that will force everyone to stare at more boring art like you did in your boring past.

You have already done that, kind of... in the past.

The Defenestrater: Flashback 2x combo

After pressing the button and passing out, you wake up and realize that things have changed. You are no longer the same boring man that stare at the art he got, you now have sunglasses and feel more living than ever...

And it didn't take long to realize you had new powers....

and what you could do with them

You decided it would be silly to live in manor with all these amazing powers, you set up a base in empty Russian bunker in eastern Russia.

You decided to start studying the machine that turn you into The Defenestrater, it was complex and you couldn't make any sense out of it. It had rewritten your genetic code, rebuild your body and made you nearly immortal and omniscient begin, and then it came to you...

This is waste of time! You blew up all remains of the machine and decided to follow your gut feelings, you decided to make history! You had a plan, few of them actually...

You invited load of people from nearby villages to the bunker, claiming you and them would cure cancer and other horrible things people always wanted to get rid of, this was all a lie tough, in reality...

you would do most terrifying things to them to learn more about human organs and body...

or make them go trough your pain as normal human until they would starve to death...

and some of the "volunteers" couldn't take it, so they suicided. This all made you feel good and more living than ever before, you had found your calling... begin a example of human cruelty... a true villain.

Soon army found out what you were doing and they weren't happy about it, not a one bit.

You had to escape, while you could easily kill everyone attacking your base, the new plan was too important to risk anyone seeing it.

Back to the present

That was a nice little story, but right now you have far more important things to take care of, recently a weird man came out of nowhere and somehow managed to get inside your base...

It is important to get rid of him.

The Defenestrater: Get rid of the invader

Goodbye, who ever you are...

What the hell?

The Defenestrater: Go investigate

Clint: Wake up

You are Clint again and you have just waken up in jail cell inside secret base of evil villain...

FORUMS!

Help Clint escape!

 

[Omnomnick]

Push a brick in the back of the cell...

 

[LeSwordfish]

Start digging a tunnel behind a poster of mae west.

 

[TMP]

Bleat like a goat and piss on the door

 

[ricardojvc6]

a key falls from the defensor near the cell and clint reaches and escapes from the door and finds a gun.

 

[Corvatile]

Use acidic saliva to burn the wall away.

 

[Another Bad Pun]

Find a used paperclip in your pocket and use it to pick the lock.

 

[Seba]

Kick down the door and escape to somewhere maybe safe or maybe not safe.

 

[TheKieranator]

Divide by zero! That way you can destroy this reality and find a better one. :O

 

[Orange Gamer]

Remeber your tidy hat and wish she was here with you right now.

Draw determination from the raw feelings and shot the door down, since you still have that badass whatever it does gun, right?

Also name gun Pistachio

 

[Jeremy]

Fall through a trap door that was apparently blatantly obvious but wasn't and end up in a strange attic full of moving things.

 

[Godslayer57]

Piss on the cell bars and hope they corrode before the evil guy returns.....if that doesn't work you can always use the small stash of explosives placed magically outside the door.

 

[Dragonstorm24]

Use proper leverage on those half-pin barrel hinges

 

[sniprpenguin]

Update us on your status.

 

[Wilson]

Woah, you guys sure got us both off guard here, for many sets we been getting only 3-4 commands, due this we decided to do entire jailbreak with drawn panels and now suddenly you guys flood us with commands.

This update might take bit longer than others.