THE AMAZING TF2M ADVENTURE (Act 1)

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  1. Wilson

    aa Wilson Burial by Sleep

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    Idea is simple, me and Jonah do the panels, you give us commands.
    Think this as a hybrid of 3 word story and comic, you decide where this goes.

    Have fun
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    Somewhere far away, there is little town of Richland, but it is just not any town, it is VERY SPECIAL TOWN! IT IS SO SPECIAL THAT NOBODY DARES TO COME OUT OF THEIR HOMES, SO SPECIAL, THAT SUN TOO SCARED TO SHOW IT'S FACE HERE SO IT IS ALWAYS CLOUDY! IT IS SO SPECIAL.... Actually, it is just another fucking town middle of united states, let's move on...

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    TAKE A LOOK AT GUY IN SWIMMING POOL

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    You wake up in somewhat dry swimming pool, you have nasty hangover, nobody has flipping clue how you end up like this, maybe there was big party and you drank too much, who knows, we certainly don't. We do know one thing tough, the terrifying truth that you were never given name, but that is about to change...

    FORUMS!

    Enter name....
     
  2. Mr.Late

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    J. Wilson
     
  3. LeSwordfish

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  4. Wilson

    aa Wilson Burial by Sleep

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    Hey, we need first names too, would be pretty weird to call someone G or J all the time.
     
  5. Fr0Z3nR

    aa Fr0Z3nR Creator of blackholes & memes. Destroyer of forums

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    well, Just look at O.J simpson then wilson. or B.J hunnycut (M*A*S*H character)


    I vote Joe Oshuwat.
     
  6. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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    Fine, fine,
    Clint McSex
     
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  7. jpr

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    Not that we'd be telling you what to do, which we aren't.
     
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  9. DaBeatzProject

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    okay so the name should be chosen by now?

    I give you a 3-word command then...



    cry like baby
     
  10. jpr

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    Clarification: The commands don't need to be limited to only 3 words.
     
  11. LeSwordfish

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    Sobs tearfully into hands, as the memories of the last night and how and why he is in a dry swimming pool return like someone stuffing a duvet of regret into his ear.
     
  12. Godslayer57

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    Flashback of attak by a group of water Ninjas.....

    WHAT? there is water...so where are the ninjas D:
     
  13. Mr.Late

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    Name is Jonson then
     
  14. Wilson

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    ENTER NAME

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    You are CLINT MCSEX, you have just waken up in somewhat dry swimming pool, you have no idea how you end up there, but hopefully it doesn't mean anything overly perverted, like your name.

    LOOK AT THE SKY AND TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPEN

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    You look at the glorious gray sky, what a great day!
    You try to remember what did you do last night and as the memories of the last night and how and why you are in a dry swimming pool return like someone stuffing a duvet of regret into your ear, you notice that this is all load of horse shit and in reality no matter how hard you try, you can't remember a damn thing. All you know is you feel absolutely terrible


    HOLY SHIT RANDOM HUGE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION

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    This makes no sense as there is no nuclear plants in Richland, but one thing is certain, RICHLAND IS NO MORE, but what about Clint?

    LET'S GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

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    INCOMING!

    LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK

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    Oh shit, it is Clint!

    IS CLINT OKAY? PLEASE TELL ME HE IS OKAY!

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    Yes, he is okay, tough he feels even worse now.
    Now is good time to look around and figure out what the hell just happen.

    LOOK AROUND

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    What in the name of god is going on here? I think it is pretty safe to say this makes no fucking sense what so ever, but sadly we have to move on.

    FORUMS!

    What shall Clint do now?
     
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  15. REEJ

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    Investigate the shiny
     
  16. Vincent

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    Eat his underwear for sustenance, Clints a growing old man after all.
     
  17. Wilson

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    This is not 3 word story goddamn it, we can have longer commands!

    EDIT: This was aimed towards REEJ but Vincent ninja me.
     
  18. sniprpenguin

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    Berserker mode. Richland is dead, he has every reason to.
     
  19. Wilson

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    BERSERKER MODE. RICHLAND IS DEAD, HE HAS EVERY REASON TO

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    RICHLAND IS DEAD, THAT IS HORRIBLE, IT MAKES YOUR BLOOD BOIL, IT MAKES YOU FURIOUS, IT MAKES YOU DO AMAZING BERSERKER FURY SPECIAL MOVE! THIS IS WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO YOUR WHOLE LIFE, BE AMAZING HERO AND GET REVENGE ON EVIL PEOPLE BEHIND NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS! But then you realize this all is very, VERY!

    STUPID!

    No seriously, what should Clint do?
     
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  20. Gerbil

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    Inspect sand.