THE AMAZING TF2M ADVENTURE (Act 1)

jpr

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>PUSH A BRICK IN THE BACK OF THE CELL...

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You push all the bricks on the wall. Nothing happens, except that your hand hurts even more than it did before.

>BLEAT LIKE A GOAT AND PISS ON THE DOOR


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No comment.

>USE ACIDIC SALIVA TO BURN THE WALL AWAY.

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You start licking the wall like an idiot. You wonder how come you're already so desperate.

>FIND AN USED PAPERCLIP IN YOUR POCKET AND USE IT TO PICK THE LOCK.

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You check your pocket.

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This opens your inventory with all sorts of junk inside. What's with that dirt?

>UPDATE US ON YOUR STATUS.

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You attempt to update your facebook status. Unfortunately, your phone's battery seems to be dead.


HOW WILL CLINT GET OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT?
 
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Wilson

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(Do note this part is entirely in Jonah control so i am player for this period of time)

Give your backup party hat to your new cell mate Sandwich!
 
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Combine the dead phone battery along with the sandvich to create a bomb, everyone knows sandviches are explosive. Right?
 

jpr

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>GIVE YOUR BACKUP PARTY HAT TO YOUR NEW CELL MATE SANDWICH!

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Not the stupidest thing you've done today.

You couldn't possibly rip your new friend and cellmate to pieces. Besides, there might be other, less stupid uses for him.
 
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Use the sandvich as bait to lure the heavy into breaking the cell door.
 

Jeremy

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Get hungry. Eat sandwich. Realise it gives you <insert some kind of advantage/disadvantage> and <do something using those new techniques>.
 

sniprpenguin

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Submit the Party Sandvich to TF2's Contribute! site.