THE AMAZING TF2M ADVENTURE (Act 1)

[Jeremy]

Shuffle along and hope nobody notices.

 

[LeSwordfish]

Wave at the villain and say "Hi! You're so obviously an antagonist i wanted to do something unexpected, so i thought i'd say hello. Can i come in please, or shall we cut to the duel to the death now?"

"Also, nice Necklace!"

 

[Wilson]

Find a small WW2 radio on the ground

What radio? There is no radio, least not on this plane of reality.

Turn your disguise mode off, because this is waste of time

Yeah, that is good idea....

Wait, there is something in the water, it looks like a weapon!

Pick it up!

YOU HAVE FOUND uhm.... you have no idea what the hell is this but it looks like it could do some serious damage!

Try to figure out how it works

Shit...

Oops?

Go look how much damage you did

Oops 2X Combo!

Explore

FORUMS

What shall Clint do here?

 

[LeSwordfish]

Tidy up politely.

 

[Godslayer57]

Get turned into dust by the villain due to damage to his property.

 

[Fruity Snacks]

Well, blame it on something else. A freak earthquake, or gas line explosion

 

[Wilson]

the explosion made a breach to an ant lion cave...

While this is comical story, the commands have to make least little bit sense...

 

[LeSwordfish]

...That DOES make sense. The explosion has breached an antlion cave.

 

[Wilson]

...That DOES make sense. The explosion has breached an antlion cave.

How is this command telling Clint what to do?

HEY CLINT! You got to the explosion made a breach to an ant lion cave...

Yeah...

 

[Wilson]

Tidy up politely

Ah yes, good idea. It is rude to invade top secret base without even putting your best hat on. There we go....

Explore

Now we can try this again...

FORUMS

What Clint should do now?

 

[absurdistof]

Crawl through the lower ditch, make his way to the small house, search it for supplies. All the while being sneaky ofc

 

[Godslayer57]

Clint should obviously use that barrel to sneak into the building and look around....politely...

 

[Nathan Quake]

/noclip

 

[Omena]

Clint climbs up the antenna, puts the explosive barrel up there and throws it with a squirrel. The squirrel bounces back at Clint and nudges him. The explosive barrel drops on inflatable sex dolls and torn body parts fly everywhere.

 

[Wilson]

Crawl through the lower ditch, make your way to the small house, search it for supplies. All this while being sneaky

This is good idea! You peek around the corner to see if there is any enemies... wait... where did the hat go? Oh well, you don't need it, all polite stuff was thrown away when you blew up hole in the wall.

Start make your way to the building...

Hey! There is gun in this side room, i bet there is some guards here so this could come handy.

Steal the gun...

You crawl your way to the small side room....

And everything goes black, this is what you get for begin sneaky but not polite

Sometime later inside the secret base

Be the evil villain (No more ???, he is obviously the villain)

You are making your evil plans in your office, you have secret plan that is so secret that even us, the readers, have no idea what it is.

This is your office, you store all maps, money, guns and plans here.

You are prepared in every way and form for any type scenario, recently local army send their special forces here, only thing reminding you of this is the D-Day style settings.

And if someone tries to stop you, you are ready to take him down. This special forces agent learn it hard way.

Enter name

Now is good time to tell us your name Mr. Evil Villain, who are you?

FORUMS

Enter name!

 

[LeSwordfish]

Douche O'Necklace

 

[Orange Gamer]

Sir Arthur Galahad McEvulord

 

[sniprpenguin]

The Defenestrater

 

[Jeremy]

I. C. Wiener

Wait, full names. Peter Enis.

 

[Moose]

some douchebag