THE AMAZING TF2M ADVENTURE (Act 1)

[jpr]

>EAT HIS UNDERWEAR FOR SUSTENANCE, CLINTS A GROWING ONLD MAN AFTER ALL.

You get a sudden urge to eat your own underwear. Weird. You thought you'd be over it after the therapy.

However, you're still wearing your pants. In order to eat your underwear, you would have to remove them first.

 

[Wilson]

Quickly, avoid drawn dicks by telling Clint do something sane!

 

[YM]

Investigate the beach spikes, they look like they're edible without removing any pants (cough trousers cough)

 

[Wilson]

Investigate the beach spikes

You wonder what are these things doing here, is someone making D-Day themed movie here? It would be pretty cool to end up in Hollywood because of nuclear explosion, but you doubt that is the case.

What the hell is this place, seriously, it is huge! There seems to be a door in the distance.

Go to the door

It is obvious somebody doesn't want you to go trough this door, it is barricaded with bunch of big strong planks.

Sit down and look at the grim view

You sit down and look at the grim view, you are wondering how did you end up here, what is this place and how do you get in.

FORUMS!

What shall Clint do now?

 

[Freyja]

Break through the door with his superhuman strength,

 

[WastedMeerkat]

He suddenly realizes that his superhuman strength is only regular human strength, and after crying about this fact, he then finds an axe to cut through the planks.

 

[jpr]

>BREAK THROUGH THE DOOR WITH SUPERHUMAN STRENGHT,

MEGA PUNCH!!!!!!!

Your fist makes a loud cracking sound when it hits the door. Ouch!

>SUDDENLY REALIZE THAT YOUR SUPERHUMAN STRENGHT IS ONLY REGULAR HUMAN STRENGHT

Trying to break through the door with you bare hands wasn't the best idea you've had. While the door remains closed and undamaged, your hp meter is reduced to half. There is no axe to be found.

 

[WastedMeerkat]

:<

 

[Vincent]

Jump onto the barge next to the beach and sail the seven sea's as a pirate lord. Your first mate is your left hand, Pamela Handerson. (Draw lips and googly eyes on your left hand)

 

[REEJ]

Punch the wood and craft a bed

 

[red_flame586]

Disguise as one of the beach spikes so they'll let you into the party...

 

[Numerous]

Try looking around for any tools to use to open the door, then failing that (gasp) other doors to use, or even, possibly, see if it opens *inward*!

Who knows, maybe they were so disheartened, after adding all the planks and noticing they were on the wrong side, that they just gave up and hoped people would just try to smash it open, and then break their wrist?

 

[Wilson]

BE A PIRATE

You jump onto the barge next to the beach and sail the seven sea's as a pirate lord. Your first mate is your left hand, Pamela Handerson.

Look at the sea

WHAT, THE EVIL MELON NAVY HAS FOUND YOU!!!! This calls for heavy solution and your first mate is on the case...

HEAVY SOLUTION GO!

The melon navy is strong, but so is your first mate's machine gun.

Poor bastards didn't stand a change...

Snap out of it

You know, this is actually pretty stupid, there must be something better to do here.

Disguise as a beach spike to get vital information

This is really fucking stupid, but least it is fun, and it is good to be silly sometimes, when nobody is watching....

RIGHT?!??!

Be the evil villain (???)

You are now evil villain (???) and you are staring at weird man doing weird things front of your TOP SECRET EVIL BASE (???)

FORUMS

What shall he do?

 

[TMP]

Squawk like a bird and shit on that desk

 

[Freyja]

Shoot laser beams from his awesome sunglasses at the disguised beach spike

 

[Wilson]

Squawk like a bird and shit on that desk

Shoot laser beams from his awesome sunglasses at the disguised beach spike

 

[Freyja]

examine the smoking crater where the beach spike used to be

 

[TMP]

Leave a surprise for the mailman.

 

[Wilson]

Leave a surprise for the mailman

You know, this is huge waste of time as all he does is STARE...

Let's see what Clint is doing!

Still begin beach spike i see...

Well, least this is more fun to watch than the evil villain (???) who was just staring into your soul, what an idiot!

Anyway, let's follow Clint.

FORUMS

For real this time, what should he do?

 

[Omnomnick]

Find a small WW2 radio on the ground...