TF2Maps Lonely Hearts Club Game

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Berry, Feb 13, 2016.

  1. Berry

    aa Berry spooky scary skeletons

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    Hello singular and doubular people! Here is a fun (note: subjective) forum game for your enjoyment (note: subjective). Each person will post a location and specifics of where they would take the next person to post on a date (and what you guys would be doing) and how they would respond to the date location and specification of the poster above!

    I will begin:
    To that pizza place down the road for a nice meat feast, then back to my place for a nice meat feast
     
  2. RodionJenga

    RodionJenga L5: Dapper Member

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    -I would take you to Pound Town. Which I'm assuming is like a british dollar store...

    -I love meat feasts! I accept.
     
  3. Fr0Z3nR

    aa Fr0Z3nR Creator of blackholes & memes. Destroyer of forums

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    I claim this as relevant.
    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Another Bad Pun

    Server Staff Another Bad Pun punished nerd

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    why does this game make me so sad
     
  5. HolySnickerPuffs

    aa HolySnickerPuffs Bad at TF2, Loves Mapping For TF2

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    I'll take you out to see a good movie, then we'll play some TF2 at my house. During which, I'll let you use my Collector's Pain Train.

    (The "Pain Train" is my genitalia.)
     
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  6. Nicky

    aa Nicky Lets try something new!

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    I would take you out too.... actually, I'm just a loner, I know nothing about dates :(

    I would totally enjoy being penetrated by HolySnickerPuff's genitalia (depends on whether it's hairy or not :/)
     
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  7. Bunbun

    aa Bunbun Gay sex slave

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    This thread gave me depression
     
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  8. Nicky

    aa Nicky Lets try something new!

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    Im sorry about your loss. At least Pewdiepie didn't give you cancer.
     
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  9. Fr0Z3nR

    aa Fr0Z3nR Creator of blackholes & memes. Destroyer of forums

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    (since I'm just going to come in and be a debbie downer on this. Please keep the thread relevant to what Berry's game is.. (berry, delete posts that are offtopic if you want)... and the forum rules will be enforced in the thread.)
     
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  10. RodionJenga

    RodionJenga L5: Dapper Member

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    If it makes people less depressed, I'm not really single. Shhhhh...
     
  11. Turnip

    aa Turnip The 80s Vegetable

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    (replying to the last relevant poster @HolySnickerPuffs )

    I would take you to my local texan BBQ, and then show you the big steak. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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  12. SC PL

    aa SC PL local shitposter

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  13. HolySnickerPuffs

    aa HolySnickerPuffs Bad at TF2, Loves Mapping For TF2

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    "I wanna be your Krakatoa
    Let my lava flow all over you
    I wanna be your anaconda
    And your heat-seeking missile too
    I wanna be your beef burrito
    Am I making this perfectly clear?
    I wanna be your love torpedo
    Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?"

    - "Weird Al" Yankovic, 2002
     
  14. Zed

    aa Zed Certified Most Crunk™

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    It's a metaphor for how Dave wants to murder and cannibalize HolySnickerPuffs. You picking up what I'm putting down?
     
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  15. Cartfridge

    Cartfridge L2: Junior Member

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    What about tripular people?
    I feel discriminated...
     
  16. Bogdy

    Bogdy L4: Comfortable Member

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    Sorry for being offtopic.

    @Davekillerish REJECTED.

    I would take you home to play some video games idk.
     
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  17. Turnip

    aa Turnip The 80s Vegetable

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    That video just ruined my night.... thanks
    also denied, I can do that at my house w/ my own snacks :)

    I would take you to the moon, and show you the stars
     
  18. HolySnickerPuffs

    aa HolySnickerPuffs Bad at TF2, Loves Mapping For TF2

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    I'll take you to my house and make you a "Hot Dog". Afterwards, you can play some "Centipede" on my "Atari" using my "Joystick".

    Afterwards we can have sex.
     
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