TF2Maps Lonely Hearts Club Game

[Berry]

Hello singular and doubular people! Here is a fun (note: subjective) forum game for your enjoyment (note: subjective). Each person will post a location and specifics of where they would take the next person to post on a date (and what you guys would be doing) and how they would respond to the date location and specification of the poster above!

I will begin:
To that pizza place down the road for a nice meat feast, then back to my place for a nice meat feast

 

[RodionJenga]

-I would take you to Pound Town. Which I'm assuming is like a british dollar store...

-I love meat feasts! I accept.

 

[Fruity Snacks]

I claim this as relevant.

 

[Another Bad Pun]

why does this game make me so sad

 

[SnickerPuffs]

I'll take you out to see a good movie, then we'll play some TF2 at my house. During which, I'll let you use my Collector's Pain Train.

(The "Pain Train" is my genitalia.)

 

[nickybakes]

I would take you out too.... actually, I'm just a loner, I know nothing about dates

I would totally enjoy being penetrated by HolySnickerPuff's genitalia (depends on whether it's hairy or not :/)

 

[Bunbun]

This thread gave me depression

 

[nickybakes]

This thread gave me depression

Im sorry about your loss. At least Pewdiepie didn't give you cancer.

 

[Fruity Snacks]

(since I'm just going to come in and be a debbie downer on this. Please keep the thread relevant to what Berry's game is.. (berry, delete posts that are offtopic if you want)... and the forum rules will be enforced in the thread.)

 

[RodionJenga]

If it makes people less depressed, I'm not really single. Shhhhh...

 

[Davekillerish]

(replying to the last relevant poster @HolySnickerPuffs )

I would take you to my local texan BBQ, and then show you the big steak. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[SC PL]

 

[SnickerPuffs]

"I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too
I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?"

- "Weird Al" Yankovic, 2002

 

[Zed]

It's a metaphor for how Dave wants to murder and cannibalize HolySnickerPuffs. You picking up what I'm putting down?

 

[Cartfridge]

What about tripular people?
I feel discriminated...

 

[Bogdy]

"I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too
I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?"

- "Weird Al" Yankovic, 2002

Spoiler

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rkXGikuNA

Sorry for being offtopic.

@Davekillerish REJECTED.

I would take you home to play some video games idk.

 

[Davekillerish]

Spoiler

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rkXGikuNA

Sorry for being offtopic.

@Davekillerish REJECTED.

I would take you home to play some video games idk.

That video just ruined my night.... thanks
also denied, I can do that at my house w/ my own snacks

I would take you to the moon, and show you the stars

 

[SnickerPuffs]

I'll take you to my house and make you a "Hot Dog". Afterwards, you can play some "Centipede" on my "Atari" using my "Joystick".

Afterwards we can have sex.