3 word story

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,330
1,872
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered.
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2 then
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,330
1,872
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator
 
May 25, 2015
391
308
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects
 

Wister

L1: Registered
Jul 3, 2015
11
2
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,330
1,872
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames.
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at dustbowl's
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill,
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,330
1,872
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane.