3 word story

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
273
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In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunckbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep

lunchbox as well?
No, that was an actual mistake :\
 
May 25, 2015
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In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunckbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
1,325
1,866
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunckbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly,
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything
 
May 25, 2015
390
307
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, @Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve.
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when
 
May 25, 2015
390
307
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working.
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleap
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate
 
May 25, 2015
390
307
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon.
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream.
 
May 25, 2015
390
307
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized.