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CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of
 
May 25, 2015
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In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So,
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
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In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So, medic brewed up
 
Jul 6, 2015
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In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So, medic brewed up some dank kush
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So, medic brewed up some dank kush for the inhabitants
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So, medic brewed up some dank kush for the inhabitants of Dustbowl City
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So, medic brewed up some dank kush for the inhabitants of Dustbowl City, who got very
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So, medic brewed up some dank kush for the inhabitants of Dustbowl City, who got very sexy with parties
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
273
413
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So, medic brewed up some dank kush for the inhabitants of Dustbowl City, who got very sexy with political pajama parties. But
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
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In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So, medic brewed up some dank kush for the inhabitants of Dustbowl City, who got very sexy with political pajama parties. But after Saxton's grandmother
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
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In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So, medic brewed up some dank kush for the inhabitants of Dustbowl City, who got very sexy with political pajama parties. But after Saxton's grandmother banned sexy pajamas
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
273
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In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So, medic brewed up some dank kush for the inhabitants of Dustbowl City, who got very sexy with political pajama parties. But after Saxton's grandmother banned sexy pajamas the Fire Nation
 

Luigi1000

L2: Junior Member
Dec 12, 2015
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In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So, medic brewed up some dank kush for the inhabitants of Dustbowl City, who got very sexy with political pajama parties. But after Saxton's grandmother banned sexy pajamas the Fire Nation attacked and burnt
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So, medic brewed up some dank kush for the inhabitants of Dustbowl City, who got very sexy with political pajama parties. But after Saxton's grandmother banned sexy pajamas the Fire Nation attacked and burnt an effigy of
 

Zed

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In cp_Dustbowl City born and raised. On the playground everyone lay dead. "Aye, what just happened?" moaned Demoman, as he quickly looked down at Spy's magnificent sandwich. His massive duck squeaked around the squeak area squeakingly. Scout got in a very tight situation when he soiled his Pamper. "Another satisfied customer!" said Engineer happily dusting off his batman and robin unusual nucular lunchbox. In the meantime, spelling mistakes keep happening during guacamole happy breaktime. Suddenly, Izotope fixed everything by breaking everything, just like Valve, but more effectively and even more sexy, just like that time when Steam stopped working. The servers didn't let jammers sleep so they were mixing energy drinks with Bonk cola for the ultimate Scout secondary weapon: The Live Stream. They then realized it wasn't recording which made him hot and bothered. After rebooting, he uninstalled tf2, then decided to live comfortably numb. As he died, fire from the phlogistinator turned everyone green with envy because unusual particle effects are flammable like most flammable flames. Later at Dustbowl's Bar and Grill, a barfight consumed everyone except for Demoman, whose bottle kept him sane during times of extreme bruglary. So, medic brewed up some dank kush for the inhabitants of Dustbowl City, who got very sexy with political pajama parties. But after Saxton's grandmother banned sexy pajamas the Fire Nation attacked and burnt an effigy of your stupid face.
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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Part 9¾: robots:

Harry Potter references mythology often when
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Part 9¾: robots:

Harry Potter references mythology often when writing his fanfiction.