3 word story

[deadsource]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching excessively large and

I see a disturbance in the force.

 

[Empyre]

They were posted on the same minute. While I personally like Forty-Two's submission, Idolon was first by a few seconds.

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable

 

[colacan]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use

 

[Memefreak]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft

 

[Dr. Spud]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary

 

[Ælement]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of

 

[deadsource]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can

 

[Dr. Spud]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences.

 

[Egan]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey

 

[Terwonick]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the Moon with his

 

[Another Bad Pun]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the

 

[Hexacosichoron]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene

 

[Ida]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault.