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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he
 

Godling

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English.
 

Empyre

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey
 

MystycCheez

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(I wanna join in this madness :D)

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change
 
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Digaag Wa Riz

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally,
 

Godling

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Oct 26, 2007
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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived.
 

Empyre

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that
 
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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a
 

Tumby

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May 12, 2013
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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly
 

Svedash

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed
 
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Digaag Wa Riz

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus.
 

Tumby

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May 12, 2013
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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny
 

ManBeaR

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear
 

Tumby

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May 12, 2013
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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a
 

ManBeaR

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Apr 20, 2014
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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt

P.S.
The underscore makes the last one one(1) word, rigth?
 

Empyre

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage


" The underscore makes the last one one(1) word, rigth?"
It seems legit to me.
 

Svedash

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition,
 

Tumby

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May 12, 2013
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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution