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Izotope

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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015 in aurer sector, causing the multiverse to collapse into THE SINGULARITY. "Embrace the opportunity to make money" GabeN cried obnoxiously, as TouphBreak killed metas all over the interwebs of internet 3rd degree burners. "ALIEN ATTACK! Throw in your towels!", while throwing towels soaked with piss. "5/7 best story", remarked the surprisingly festive Gabe Newell as he started to fly around Valve HQ drunk. "Need more towels!" were the last syllables uttered before SAXTON HAAAAAALE broke Gray Mann's neck. Gray was seriously dead! Rest in peace. Never forget. Grayman 18Whenever-19Whenever. Space-Doritos are not
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015 in aurer sector, causing the multiverse to collapse into THE SINGULARITY. "Embrace the opportunity to make money" GabeN cried obnoxiously, as TouphBreak killed metas all over the interwebs of internet 3rd degree burners. "ALIEN ATTACK! Throw in your towels!", while throwing towels soaked with piss. "5/7 best story", remarked the surprisingly festive Gabe Newell as he started to fly around Valve HQ drunk. "Need more towels!" were the last syllables uttered before SAXTON HAAAAAALE broke Gray Mann's neck. Gray was seriously dead! Rest in peace. Never forget. Grayman 18Whenever-19Whenever. Space-Doritos are not MLG worhty anymore,
 

Izotope

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May 13, 2013
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015 in aurer sector, causing the multiverse to collapse into THE SINGULARITY. "Embrace the opportunity to make money" GabeN cried obnoxiously, as TouphBreak killed metas all over the interwebs of internet 3rd degree burners. "ALIEN ATTACK! Throw in your towels!", while throwing towels soaked with piss. "5/7 best story", remarked the surprisingly festive Gabe Newell as he started to fly around Valve HQ drunk. "Need more towels!" were the last syllables uttered before SAXTON HAAAAAALE broke Gray Mann's neck. Gray was seriously dead! Rest in peace. Never forget. Grayman 18Whenever-19Whenever. Space-Doritos are not MLG worthy anymore, because Mountain Dew
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015 in aurer sector, causing the multiverse to collapse into THE SINGULARITY. "Embrace the opportunity to make money" GabeN cried obnoxiously, as TouphBreak killed metas all over the interwebs of internet 3rd degree burners. "ALIEN ATTACK! Throw in your towels!", while throwing towels soaked with piss. "5/7 best story", remarked the surprisingly festive Gabe Newell as he started to fly around Valve HQ drunk. "Need more towels!" were the last syllables uttered before SAXTON HAAAAAALE broke Gray Mann's neck. Gray was seriously dead! Rest in peace. Never forget. Grayman 18Whenever-19Whenever. Space-Doritos are not MLG worthy anymore, because Mountain Dew is shit.

~fin~
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
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Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in
 

Bogdy

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Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found
 

Izotope

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May 13, 2013
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Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, is now dead,
 

SC PL

local shitposter
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Jun 25, 2015
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Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic
 

SC PL

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Jun 25, 2015
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Heavy asked spy about the unchanging wage gap in which they found Comfort. Unlike Scout, who was too loud and ugly for an opinion, Spy is now dead, So Heavy can finally move, released from Spy's broken fingers. Medic has a chance! But he lost