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May 25, 2015
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has been proven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012
 

SnickerPuffs

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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has been proven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in
 

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Jun 25, 2015
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has been proven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again

Izotope, you're right. ;-;
 

Empyre

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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has been proven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015
 

Izotope

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May 13, 2013
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has been proven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species
 

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Jun 25, 2015
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has been proven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build
 
May 25, 2015
390
307
New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has been proven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to
 

Kraken

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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC speciesdecided to build an elevator to pug planet alpha
 

Tumby

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May 12, 2013
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha
 

Izotope

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May 13, 2013
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015
 

Kraken

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Dec 21, 2014
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alphadash grammar X015 in aurer sector.
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015 in aurer sector, causing the multiverse
 

Tumby

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May 12, 2013
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015 in aurer sector, causing the multiverse to collapse into
 

Izotope

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May 13, 2013
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015 in aurer sector, causing the multiverse to collapse into THE SINGULARITY. EMBRACE
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015 in aurer sector, causing the multiverse to collapse into THE SINGULARITY. "Embrace the opportunity to
 
Jul 6, 2015
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015 in aurer sector, causing the multiverse to collapse into THE SINGULARITY. "Embrace the opportunity to make money" GabeN
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015 in aurer sector, causing the multiverse to collapse into THE SINGULARITY. "Embrace the opportunity to make money" GabeN cried obnoxiously, as
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015 in aurer sector, causing the multiverse to collapse into THE SINGULARITY. "Embrace the opportunity to make money" GabeN cried obnoxiously, as TouphBreak killed metas
 

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Dec 6, 2014
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015 in aurer sector, causing the multiverse to collapse into THE SINGULARITY. "Embrace the opportunity to make money" GabeN cried obnoxiously, as TouphBreak killed metas all over the
 
May 25, 2015
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New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in legal money collecting. Unfortunately, it has beenproven to blow up at the worst possible time paradox since the world was destroyed in 2012, then again in 2015, and again, also in 2015. In 7691 BC species decided to build an elevator to pug planet ZZ9 plural Z alpha dash grammar X015 in aurer sector, causing the multiverse to collapse into THE SINGULARITY. "Embrace the opportunity to make money" GabeN cried obnoxiously, as TouphBreak killed metas all over the interwebs of internet