3 word story

[MaccyF]

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How may I help the square cactus reach funny pizza stores at noon?", inquired the surprisingly graceful and attractive

 

[radarhead]

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How may I help the square cactus reach funny pizza stores at noon?", inquired the surprisingly graceful and attractive Private Twinkletoes. However,

 

[CriminalBunny]

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How may I help the square cactus reach funny pizza stores at noon?", inquired the surprisingly graceful and attractive Private Twinkletoes. However, the cactus drowned in its own

 

[Vincent]

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How may I help the square cactus reach funny pizza stores at noon?", inquired the surprisingly graceful and attractive Private Twinkletoes. However, the cactus drowned in its own urine.

Chapter 15: Tarantula Women

 

[CriminalBunny]

Chapter 15: Tarantula Women

No. Just. No...

 

[Zed]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

 

[Tumby]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was

 

[Vincent]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts

 

[CriminalBunny]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos

 

[radarhead]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive

 

[Kraken]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased

 

[MaccyF]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents

 

[CriminalBunny]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents are burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly

 

[Vel0city]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents are burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected

 

[Kube]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents are burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked

 

[Kill_the_Bug]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents are burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest

Shameless plug that just could not be ignored

 

[CriminalBunny]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents are burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exeeded the_3_word_limit

Underscores count as one word, right?

 

[radarhead]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents are burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exeeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart.

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents are burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exeeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use

 

[Vel0city]

Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents are burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exeeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool