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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids have gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777
 

Vel0city

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids have gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 royal babies designed
 

Vincent

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for
 

Empyre

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti
 

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official
 

Vincent

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no
 

penguindood

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks
 

radarhead

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom
 

Vincent

&#128296 Grandmaster Lizard Wizard Jedi &#128296
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Sep 5, 2009
912
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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry.
 

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed
 

Empyre

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the
 

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the
 

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!"
 

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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627
Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock
 

Vel0city

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How
 

Kraken

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How may I help
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How may I help the square cactus
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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817
Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How may I help the square cactus reach funny pizza stores at noon?"
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How may I help the square cactus reach funny pizza stores at noon?", inquired the surprisingly