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CriminalBunny

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain
 

MaccyF

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on
 

Zed

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31, the
 

Empyre

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31, the predicted end of
 

penguindood

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31, the predicted end of the world has
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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626
Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31, the predicted end of the world has been delayed, because
 

Vincent

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
1,241
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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams
 

Vincent

&#128296 Grandmaster Lizard Wizard Jedi &#128296
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Sep 5, 2009
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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines.
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was
 

Anreol

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be
 

Vel0city

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats
 

Anreol

L2: Junior Member
Feb 21, 2015
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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can
 

MaccyF

Notoriously Unreliable
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Mar 27, 2015
915
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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes.
 

Kraken

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and
 

Anreol

L2: Junior Member
Feb 21, 2015
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273
Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids gone
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids have gone crazy after
 

penguindood

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids have gone crazy after they were outlawed
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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626
Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids have gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand